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I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery
What's my age again
What's mt age again
What the hell is autism?
What's my age again
I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.
I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own
The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post
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Originally posted by Ghost
i fucked a newfie and kissed her cod
There are so many Y chromosomes in NFLD its got like a legit 65%-35% female to male ratio
Something alot of Canadians don't know is on July 1st 1917 before nfld was part of Canada, the UK sent in its NFLd regiment as Cannon fodder in turkey and theyvgot slaughtered, killing like 15% of young Newfie men. It literally happened on Canada day so alot of newfies now don't celebrate it
There are also still a ton of catholic schools and influence there. Lower class newfies are hilarious and the world should know about Donnie Dunphy the way they know about TPB
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(Not that I know what that word means)
Or vernacular/speech pattern etc
I have to admit as a surprise to no one I speak with a lower class Canadian accent of a regional dialect and incorporate alot of idioms and local colloquialisms and usually speak in a way in which to even use the word "colloquialism" seems out of place. Kinda working class scumbag shit
So how close would you say you type on here compares to both your mannerisms and subject matter on how you talk amongst people you are comfortable with?
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The neighborhood I grew up in had an Applebee's that had 50% apps and 2 dollar drinks on tues and Thursdays and it got super rowdy and they had to put a stop to that. Now it's a Lebanese restaurant as the trashy locals have been pushed out in favor of gentrifying towards who had the most money and woulsn5 ya know it it's not the people getting violently wasted at Applebee's midweek
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Originally posted by POLECAT
oh and I shot a rat at dusk with the 22 lr it was a perfect heart shot back of the front shoulder and out through the chest blowing one front leg right off
That's a good shot, how long did you have to sight before the shot? You should be proud
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Yeah they do.
N their happy hour is nuts. All drinks n appetizers 50% off so my whiskeys are like 4.50 for makers n a basket of wings is like $7
My ninja I'm all about making that mark too. Nobody drinks it here that I hang with because they're uncultured but u gotta get one of those fat whale oil lamp candle looking glasses for it and dump like 5 6 shots worth in and 1 ice cube cuz u don't want it too cold
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Originally posted by mmQ
Do you wake up and say WELP. I BETTER GET UP AT 'EM? and then you go feed the hogs and put oats in the horse's troughs and you wrangle up the cattle and you put on new horse shoes and you go down to the crick and catch a fish for dinner just WHOLESOME AS FUCK just a man being a man?
I try to mam, Cept the hogs part. I definitely have some unbelievably wholesome parts of my day and also certainly some disgustingly degenerate and reckless. Thats kinda why I use this place for balance
But I really with LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE OFF THE LAND and yurt til I hurt. I think I'll be more peaceful in the future but I gotta grind it out for a while first. Ain't nothing easy man
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I thought I posted ITT but I didn't. The place jigs went sounds better than an NA bit definitely wasn't. I went quite a bit when in house arrest and didn't mind going to get out the house. I even chaired a meeting in prism before which I didn't like doing so much. You take the good with the bad, there are good things about it which have proven success and things which are gay and retarded and I've honestly gone to many meetings were I felt worse after and wanted to do drugs I don't even normally do
Because of the structure it attracts weirdos and simpletons but its ultimately a positive and useful program which has saved lives. Can't really knock it, it's probably helped more people than UNICEF even if it's kinda dumb at face value
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Originally posted by mmQ
If someone unironically sang whisky lullaby at a bar I was at, I would kill myself. lol
I walked in a tiny bar a few months ago with a friend and this ugly lady was SCREAMING "Ironic" by Alanus Whorisette at the top of her lungs and it was fucking deafening. She was way off pitch and terrible too. I was trying to find the irony in it bu5 just drank a shot of whiskey and left. Your post makes me think you knew this
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Originally posted by Bradley
No I found my own place to live 2 miles away from the college I'm going to be going in, I'm not so much as gettin gan apartment but a room with a shared kitchen/bathroom.
That's all you need rn. Anything more is cumbersome. Use it as a springboard for your attacks on the American state for financial benefit. Don't try to do too much and go down the path with the wrong people. Don't go chasing waterfalls and in this case; bayous. Stick to the rivers and streams that you're used to. Sometimes you want to adopt an "all or nothing" mentality but trust me you don't need to be moving too fast rn. Be grateful for what you have. I wish someone gave me some TLC and advice like this when I was younger
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You may have heard of me, my given name is Mr. Steven Bannon
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I hear Lanny hired some breakdancers from Dubai and taught a giant rabbit to jump out of her cake. They went sailing on a boat in the driveway of a coastal B and B and cooked wild escargot on the barbecue. They drank lots of red, white and wine of a secret color reserved only for fralas birthday and other special occasions. When Lannys boots were firmly under the bed fireworks erupted both inside and outside the room, setting the house on fire, but they feared not and lie in wait to embrace whatever fate overtook them.
The firefighters axed through their door, tossed them a couple Gatorades, gave them a wink and a gun and waltzed back out to save the other patrons of the Bed and Breakfast. They were too late, none survived so frala and Lanny had a nice peaceful and quiet morning after day broke. They sprinkled some of the ashes from those who didn't make in the ocean and headed home. A birthday is just a day and the day after a birthday is even less than that
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Originally posted by mmQ
You ever been any watering holes in KITCHENER, perchance?
No I have been there tho. I prefer the watering holes in dildo and cum by chance NFLD
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Originally posted by blaster master
I gotta disagree with you on all of that, but to each their own.
I'd like a point by point breakdown please or forever be relegated to riding 10 speeds WITHOUT baskets or tassels on the handlebars
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Cigreting, you still have sexual thoughts and desires, so why not just cut your useless Lil weiner off and become a eunuch? I read a book called "thr people's act of love" about a Russian Eunuch colony and it would suit you perfectly. You're already emasculated by men, mild, timid and useless to women, it's just a Lil bit of skin hanging there that makes you frustrated and angry. Nip your problem in the bud and get rid of it. Nobody will miss it and you'll be able to slide back and forth on the seat of your crotch rocket much easier. You have literally nothing to lose
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Yeah but he still argues over a 0.01 difference in crack weight
I can't wait til Joe isn't president anymore and 60 minutes does a story on 25 prostitutes who claim he's choked them
Hunter Biden makes me want to live, love and laugh more
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Hey OP tell us about your last sexual experience with a female
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Originally posted by mmQ
I wonder if lawn Jerry is friends with garden Jerry. Thàts what I wonder.
I need to get ON some pillZ. I don't know which ones but something. I've become stagnant and it's just getting too repetitive and mundane.
Flying penis butt
What 💊 u stink could help? Flintstones? Water softeners? Lobster fertilization?
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He got hos in different war zones
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Originally posted by Bradley
wellhung how come you don't answer my phone calls? I call you from a restricted phone, i can't help that it's a payphone in the day room.
Is this rock bottom?
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