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enhance trump to cheeto man
enhance juicebox to rhonda rhabdo or rhabdo Rousey
enhance autism to special power
enhance spectral to old man winter
enhance booze to poetry juice or jesus juice
enhance america to north korea
enhance deez nuts to yo chin
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Folks, this obese squatter has finally woken up and smelled the kill yourself faggot
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2019-06-20 at 2:41 AM UTC
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I hate oxys
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you ever done coke with a girl while you did each other's hair and makeup then scissorfinger each other after?
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2019-06-30 at 12:19 PM UTC
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Can Louis CK come back now?
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I really liked the show "Louie" and all he did was masturbate in front of women (apparently telling them he was going to first) and talked about sexual fantasies and shit. He's always admitted to being a creep who idolizes Woody Allen. Why the fuck is he a full blown pariah? Do people even know the story? On Louie he masturbates numerous times and shoves a bag of dicks inside a woman in an elevator. Nothing about it is surprising and nothing about it is horrible. There are degrees of sexual harassment and yes, Louis probably crossed the line and made some women uncomfortable but if that really means he can't create art anymore then we need to decide what we value.
I literally watched the show "girls" before a guy does that and Lena Dunham just calls him a piece of shit while he masturbated. I've done similar things before. Meanwhile Chris Pratt is allowed to rape teenage girls in their dreams. This world has its priorities wrong.
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2019-06-30 at 11:56 AM UTC
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Anyone used to post on Zoklet
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
Criminals can't cope with being degenerates so they lionize jail time
Some do as a status thing because people have preconceived notions about what people who spend time in jail are like (like wariat). Some thing it's legitimately cool to be hang out with people who got caught and eat shitty food and get no pussy and have the value of your life reduced to your possessions. Some are fucked and talk about it because they feel others will relate to them more because it's omnipresent in their life, even after release they compare things and feel like prison is the "natural state" and "da real world" is just a temporary vacation that makes less sense than prison (which it does). Obviously I'm of the latter category. Man I wish I had mmq as a celly we'd have some laughs at night.
Laughs is jail slang for anal sex
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2019-06-30 at 12:35 PM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
All jokes aside if me and sudoku were doing MANY YEARS I still wouldn't fuck him I dont think. I've never done long enough time to need or want to fuck a guy to satisfy my sexual urges. I dont think he has either but I cant speak for him.
We really WOULD have cool times in our cell if we were there together. Haha. Maybe. I need you to know how to play prison spades properly though. Panny talks shit and boasts about his 2 years or whatever he did but he sucks at spades. I just dont get it. That's the only thing that matters to me.
There are so many little nuances to spades and got DAMN if you have a P that knows what's up you can eat and live like a king. I hate retarded spades players. I'm getting mad.
Yeah up here there's not much consensual gay prison sex. You kind of are looked at really weird for that, couldn't hang with certain people, might have to leave a range etc. I'm more the type to try to manipulate a female prison staff member by thinking of something to say to her everyday so she sees me as different from other cons and wants to help me.
Spades is a 4 person game, up here people mostly play whist which is autistic spades. Also tens and spades. I remember learning to play tens with a huge 300lb Haitian crip who was getting really excited and slammed the cards down and got up, kicked the chair and left and room and started yelling out of excitement when he won the first tens hand I ever played and I was stoned and laughed all night thinking about that big bastard getting so excited he like pushed people out the way so he could express his excitement by leaving the room.
There's also big 3 (or big 2) and crazy 8s for 1 v 1 play. Spades is just whist with rotating trump. I've seen quite a few fights over whist and literally any time a monopoly board comes out "nah fuck bud come in the celllll"
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sounds like everyone involved in this story, especially you, should kill themselves immediately
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Imagine not wanting to live around brown people
imagine getting cucked by a fat old inbred woman who used to poison your potatoes
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
Put them in the freezer homo
they were in the fridge then taken out and packaged and the larger amount that was supposed to be purchased wasn't done til recently when they were all moldy and my swim coach got pictures sent to him and was like "lol muh bahd"
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2019-06-25 at 3:35 AM UTC
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Are you calm and relaxed?
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Originally posted by Sophie
I've heard muslims refer to it as a Jihad of the soul.
Well it's a little redundant since Jihad means internal struggle and has for 1300 years until some rapey Saudi's decided it means rape everything. I can't say I really hide it well, I always have people who know me going "what?" when they look at me because I'll look pissed or at least concerned and pondering something a lot of the time.
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Holy War sounds like schizophrenia. Or at least some kind of cunty angst. Have fun with that dances-with-wolves-tier Islamic bullshit.
You are from literally the only place where white people engage in sectarian violence over which useless old white person they think God wants them to worship on earth. I can understand how that struck a nerve
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so I figured out I'm gonna be in a long term relationship with this fucking girl. She's kinda hawt and lieks ruff secks and cares way too much about me. I know I'll never be truly happy and satisfied with her but she really doesn't mean me any harm. She listens to what I say and overlooks some things I do. She does however have her own problems but is extremely low maintenance. Sometimes I troll her until she cries then feel bad. She wants to be with me for some fucking reason and who am I to complain she's fucking 20 and impressionable and isn't a ho, her coping mechanisms have to do with substances while mine have to do with everything so she understands when I fuck up. I think we're going to build together then eventually I'll in with her (6 months) and get her pregnant then cheat on her and she'll keep the kid (she already has 1) hoping it'll make me "settle down" and I'll just be dat baby daddy in her lyfe and maybe it'll be awesome but more likely we'll eventually break up but make shit work 5 da kidd ykno son? I'll stay with her for a week at a time and we'll fuck and do nice family stuff then eventually tell each other off before telling each other we love them. We'll get in other relationships and cheat on them with each other and be back and forth but be there to support one another. That's basically the best case scenario I can think of, or maybe I'll put holes in her drywall and she'll never talk to me again who knows
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Originally posted by aldra
I'm not well enough versed in economics to really elucidate, but it seems to me that he's been cutting taxes to companies and making it up in income and other taxes on consumers in an effort to keep major US companies like Amazon, Apple etc. dominant internationally, but placing many of those products out of reach of US consumers by reducing their purchasing power.
I'd be interested to hear from anyone who cares more about economics on that
basically keeping corporate tax low so they can keep their workforce american because he knows when people don't have jobs that's when they feel disenfranchised. That's how he got elected.
Purchasing power is reduced and if it wasn't for some of the clever folks at the fed and big banks, inflation would have gone up and PPP would be even lower. Least people can get work, just not good work, or work that pays well. Real wages has been stagnant forever and has only shown a slight increase.
Basically his tax cut was to keep his friends happy and trick idiots into thinking there was some benefit to them. I'm a big believer in human capital and skills programs and he has done absolutely nothing for that, hence the stagnantion is going to take a bit to shake off
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I feel like disowning this thread. It's unbecoming of myself
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2019-06-23 at 2:13 PM UTC
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Solving Infantcock
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Holy shit, imagine making an account 6 months before
and you have to type in the username
imagine making the account but forgetting the exact username so you have to guess like "spanked lannys daddy livaciously and lusciously...no damn"
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I've seen videos like that I think one performers name is lelu love or something and I've had nightmares about her after watching the videos
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2019-06-22 at 3:53 PM UTC
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ATTN ALDRA
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Originally posted by Ghost
Iran so far away
I went there once
I ran, I ran all night and day
I ran, I ran so far away
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2019-06-22 at 3:25 PM UTC
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Islamic themed trolling
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So as an extremely pasty white man who is a practising Muslim, I enjoy tripping people out sometimes. I was in a grocery store in a rural area a month or so ago and ended up chatting with an elderly lady in the produce aisle. After a friendly conversation I said "Ramadan Mubarak al salamu alaykum" and watched her eyes grow huge and frightened.
A couple weeks later I went in a persian rug store with a young skinny obviously white guy wearing a ball cap that probably had a brand of farm equipment on it. I asked if they had sajjadat al salat (prayer mats) and the probably persian owner said no and I asked him how he can have a rug store with so many nice rugs and none are for prayer. He asked me who I prayed to and I scrunched up my face and looked at him like he had 3 heads and asked "who else is there to pray to but allah?" I think I asked him who he prayed to as well. I said a few arabic words and he asked how I knew arabic enough to pray and obviously spiritual parlance and I acted like I didn't know what he was talking about and left, indicating to my friend that this place was bullshit because they didn't have prayer mats (he's not anything close to Muslim but went along with it even tho we didn't plan it)
How are some other ways to make people nervous being an extremely white person who can say things in Arabic and knows a bit about culture and Islam? I'm trying to think of a way to imply I was indoctrinated by Syrian refugees while still sounding believable.
Dickbus
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2019-06-22 at 1:32 PM UTC
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I'm depressed
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update: I feel better. Ghosted blackie, fought with the other girl, made up, had makeup sex, had a Lebanese gypsy who worked at a head shop flirt with me and tell me about my life. Argued with a couple people, didn't do any opiates, didn't ruin my life
I remember waking up and posting like 6 months ago that today I'm going to ruin my life and I actually did ruin my life that day so I'm glad I didn't spiral like I usually do
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