2019-10-20 at 5:02 AM UTC
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Sudo = unstable matter
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by GAAAAALM
I wanna hear more about this wheelchair so I can make fun of you for it
The movie "murderball" is based on me and my handicapable cronies
Whenever I use a normal bathroom stall instead of a handicapped one I get stuck and have to crawl out the bathroom on my stomach with my pants around my ankles. Happens fairly often
I used to work as a chippendale dancer where I would by dumped into a fat girls lap and crawl around them for the length of a song
I have a third wheel in the front so I don't tip over because all my fat is on the left side of my body for some reason
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
greenspastic is awesome but has been going through an existential crisis since his gf left. Takes a bit of time to level up and reload so hopefully he's on his way towards that. I like him a lot and it sucks knowing he's depressed over some bitch he stayed with long enough to form bits of his reality around their relationship. Hopefully he can recharge and refocus and realize he has whatever he needs inside himself
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holy fuck poast and mmid what 5he fuck is good in scumbolt? When I was in jail I saw a story about a priest who was murdered for very dubious reaons thrre and thought of you
I'm down for whatever
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2019-10-24 at 4:17 AM UTC
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Bueno Just DIED and it BLEW!
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
there's a coke baggie on the back of the phone
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I'm going to be high af all next month it'll be retarded
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2019-10-24 at 4:11 AM UTC
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Bueno Just DIED and it BLEW!
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I saw that on facebook earlier today you meme regurgitating faggot. I'm spoofing the fona fone and calling a bomb threat on the FBI with it
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Originally posted by mmQ
I guess we could just watch The Voice and then maybe share a few recipes on pinterest and then clean our kitchen and read Good Housekeeping and then fall asleep watching TMZ . Idk.
That made me depressed even reading
donttellem is sweet, awesome and hilarious
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Paul Mooney is good too. Same with Jarrod Carmichael, fuck there's a lot of good black comedians mq, maybe they don't all play the Fargo city chuckle hut but they're big in their own areas (atlanta)
also, learning candyrein is 4 foot fucking 9 makes so much sense and puts everything she does and says into perspective
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Originally posted by STER0S
lmao – will these be published online?
I've got a mental storyboard for the wariat one. It will be published when I feel like writing it and have the time and attention span
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Whites can easily be "niggers", too.
I've had far worse experiences with lower class whites than I ever have with blax
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
I knew a black guy once
he added me randomly on steam once
he was really queer and dressed up in goth clothes
he was from Seattle, he told me the place really went to shit
last I spoke to him he was donating plasma or something
You are second on my list to write violent erotica about after wariat
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I like you gadzooks give me your goldang fathers email address
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2019-10-23 at 5:11 PM UTC
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Who here has std's?/sti's?
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I got warts, herpes and le clap, all of which are absolutely fine. Liquid nitrogen for the warts (and pills was the worst and I got it from a hawt half jap), valtrex for the herp and some other shit for the leakage. STD's are fucking normal except for AIDS. I've probably fucked several girls (one for sure) who fucked guys with AIDS and never got it so I'm happy about that
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2019-10-23 at 3:59 AM UTC
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Choking women during sex
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imagine being polish and not having rough sex because you're 12 years old sexually and emotionally which is why you're a creep
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2019-10-19 at 2:19 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
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Trump is just a terrible president and anyone except mike pence would be better. Even À 1 term Hillary would have been less embarrassing for America as she clearly has bigger balls than Trump. Trump does not have big dick energy he just affects it because he learned that makes you the most successful. Hillary Clinton would have been more effective and grounded in reality.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I did my final sign out of NiS this morning…
I literally accidentally stumbled back onto NiS just now some how and noticed this thread towards the top.
The coomers thing was awesome.
I'm kinda like that when I'm drunk.
But I officially left NiS this morning so I shouldn't even be posting at all.
But I love you Aldra and couldn't leave you high and dry.
dude swipe me on tinder if you're gonna leave you fucking coward
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Originally posted by aldra
Shows the duality of man merely by his existence fuck that made me laugh
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2019-10-21 at 8:21 AM UTC
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Better than most people
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I make way more than that plus I'm better looking and aren't even American plus I don't brag about it and have an above average sized penis you mediocre faggot
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does he make 100k a year from your business or another one that he has?
Also, you both sound like metro bisexuals and I think you got him to break up with his gf so you could bang him then ghost him
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