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2018-11-16 at 4:07 AM UTC in The kikes are pushing incest now
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2018-11-16 at 4:06 AM UTC in The kikes are pushing incest now
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2018-11-16 at 4:03 AM UTC in fuck my life
Originally posted by HampTheToker Lol nah, just life. I stay busy. The last year has been pretty rough, actually. My mom is in very poor health, and we're not sure if she'll make it through the holidays. I get through most days alright, but sometimes the most random things make me lose my shit. I'm not ready to lose my mom.
I'm glad you've kept the space ghetto alive, though. Hopefully, I should have a little more free time to grace y'all nigganauts with my presence.
Sorry to hear you're going through this, Hamp. My mother is getting older and for the past month or so has looked like she lost weight. more wrinkles. I took photos of her last month, she looked great and this past time I saw her I started to feel worried. I hate going over there but do so now. It's painful but you have to do this. Shit and now I have to get back to work too. everything thrown at you the same time, Sinus infection, an open wound opened up on my leg that I had a previous injury from, im broke, lost my job but thankfully got another, my mom is getting old and I have little money for christmas this year.
but it's about our parents and them in their sunset years. -
2018-11-16 at 3:59 AM UTC in Apparently a good thing?
Originally posted by gadzooks BRO, I can never tell what you're talking about.
What/who are J-JAMs?
And what's with the milk?
Alkyl nitrates, also known as Poppers, are an inhalant that apparently enhance gay sex.
They also enhance straight sex too, though. Take a whiff right before an orgasm and you be in a new dimension.
They used to sell it at sex shops.
Fuck, now I want some.
confusion started at that substance. I thought you knew the name of the substances used to drink to force your body to poop. I should of looked it up. i'm not a chemist. I thought that you were on topic of that "milk" stuff.. but realize you're talking about those salt packs they make you breath to wake you? -
2018-11-16 at 3:57 AM UTC in a mass shooting and a fire
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2018-11-16 at 3:47 AM UTC in Pr0n gitz wierdbeware
not freakish but just can't find normal sex male with female anymore
I don't know what's worse. Chick-With-Dik or this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd515386a214 -
2018-11-16 at 3:39 AM UTC in a mass shooting and a fire
Originally posted by gadzooks Totse and Goatse go hand-in-
stretched-asshole-hand.
Heck, I think even Goatye ("Somebody that I used to know") is involved in the Totse/Goatse conspiracy.
Totse and gaping assholes have more in common than one might surmise.
Being serious here. Much of this is just sewing but not tailoring. it may lead to nothing.
some things are purely factual. I know comments like this make me targeted to denounce anything I say as fact.
I am curious if &Totse's naming had to do with AT&T.
Telegraph pulses is what may have driven the part of dialup modems over the voice part? if true then we might have something. telegraph of sending messages from one pier to the next (p2p)
a Government operation ran by some guy out of College in silicon valley.
I know one of his relatives was the mayor of Saratoga (heart of Silicon valley) and Alice (ex wife?) works as an ER doctor. which by chance, a local hospital once had Alice Hunter as head of ER
there is a cop who looks kind of like Jeff Hunter named Jeff Hunter (Chief or sgt) in Sunnyvale (next to Saratoga). they both have share very similar facial designs. Not saying Officer Hunter knows of anything. probably not. but things come together.
And then looking up Dr Robb and coming across the name of him and the same name of a guy that looks like an older version of him (aka Metaphysicist) shaking hands with Obama.. well. lol it just keeps giving and giving more interesting details of shell game or fairly straight forwards. and I believe both are used to distort the pattern of search that much more. -
2018-11-16 at 3:31 AM UTC in Apparently a good thing?
Originally posted by gadzooks My mom recently had a colonoscopy.
Please hold all "yo mamma got anally penetrated" jokes for the time being.
I may go and have a colonoscopy myself. Just some exploratory shit.
Heck, I might lube myself up and bring in a bottle of alkyl nitrites just to make it more fun.
alkyl nitrites= J-JAMs comment about Milk just came to life (light?)
hmm. friends in the medical field. makes sense now. -
2018-11-16 at 3:25 AM UTC in Hearing beep beeeep beep noise".. I wouldnt say its exactly annoying
its whciked annoying" -
2018-11-16 at 3:20 AM UTC in a mass shooting and a fire
Originally posted by gadzooks Ah, Goatse, the Internet's classic butthole.
No joke, I got a Goatse'd in my grade 12 yearbook. A dude signed my yearbook with the URL goatse.cx or whatever it was.
May Goatse man Rest In Peace (I'm assuming he's dead, judging by the age and all).
This next drink is to Goatse man.
Do you believe that Goatse and Totse were coincidence in naming?
I'm fairly sure Goatse was a totsean
People I know (from word of mouth) who are totseans or believe to be
Jello from The Dead Kennedys (told but wasn't really sure.. I mean why not)
Spez from Reddit
Kelly Osbourne (people on totse had spoke of totse's background and BBS clearly visable on one of the episodes with Kelly on her laptop)
People I suspect
the 2 guys from Workaholics who grew up in Concord California with each other
Kyle and uhh Blake? They just have that face. I sensed it when I first saw the show.. I'm told they're from groundlings as well.. groundlings broke off from Second City and a guy from San Francisco started it then moved it to LA. Something about the way they dressed screamed east bay.. looked them up. wasn't surprised.
especially drug dealer/rapey van kyle.
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2018-11-16 at 3:12 AM UTC in Apparently a good thing?You were instructed to go get a colonoscopy at age 50 (manditory) and then every year after 55.
This new poop-cancer detection for polyps or blood no longer requires the mandatory cancer cells by scope. it's that sensitive they say.
I had one done before I really hated it back then
You drank this massive Gallon size liquid that looks like a plastic gallon of milk (with a minty green tint) and you had to drink as much of it.. no less than 2/3rds I believe. and you shit for about 5 minutes.. get gassy bloated for an hour and then you can't pry yourself away from the toilet for maybe 3-4 hours. with trips going back every 45 minutes for ghost shits or some bile release.
I was told.. no problem. they just have you drink a quart size now. but then by chance, last year or so they made this new test mandatory or apart of the system which unless it shows blood or something.. you don't need to get scoped.
This was my gift to you as information an older person can give unto younger people about something they don't need to fear when they hit 50 and saving your 0-rings from serious carnage by the camera hose. -
2018-11-16 at 3:07 AM UTC in a mass shooting and a fire
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2018-11-16 at 3:06 AM UTC in a mass shooting and a fire
Originally posted by gadzooks LOL I first read that as "Fuck a dude… their egg holes are bigger."
It took me a solid minute to realize you said "duck", not "dude."
Either way, though, I'll have to say I pass, personally.
a dudes egghole located here ---> (o) Goatse egghole located ova hare ----> (( O )) -
2018-11-15 at 11:44 PM UTC in RIP StanleyLets all sit and sing songs over burning kindle and laugh about the things we wish to be.
Lets start with you, Lanny. What did you want to be when you grew up? -
2018-11-15 at 11:42 PM UTC in a mass shooting and a fireFuck a duck.. their egg holes are bigger
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2018-11-15 at 11:39 PM UTC in "Jeff Hunter" where are you?animace?
is that like Slovenian or some shit? how did you work that into an english sentence? -
2018-11-15 at 11:36 PM UTC in taunting the fire department
Originally posted by Misguided Russian I got my dick sucked once thanks to a fire alarm at 2am.
I was just laying to sleep when it went off. I was so out of it, I didn't know wtf was going on. I swept the place with a rifle and ear pro til I got to the living room, when I realized that it was the general building fire alarm going off.
So I quickly get dressed and go outside to greet the crowd of tards lining up outside the building like the good king that I am. As soon as I make it down the few steps to street level, some younger drunk bitch walks up talking about all that swag that I have with the adidas and all.
Then we go to my place, i throat fuck her, and sleep. In the morning she goes to the bathroom, then leaves. I later find 15 bucks in said bathroom. Free breakfast my niggas.
Does Penthouse know about this? -
2018-11-15 at 11:35 PM UTC in taunting the fire department
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2018-11-15 at 11:33 PM UTC in fuck my life
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2018-11-15 at 11:28 PM UTC in fuck my lifeBTW this will go for Mexico and Canada as well. Asia and the Middle east will own all of us one day. not just the USA
