taunting the fire department

1. 2018-11-15 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #21
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by tee hee hee My former friend's ex was a fireman they r notorious druggies/alchys.

   
   Go on!
   
   don't stop there.
2. 2018-11-15 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #22
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian I got my dick sucked once thanks to a fire alarm at 2am.
   
   I was just laying to sleep when it went off. I was so out of it, I didn't know wtf was going on. I swept the place with a rifle and ear pro til I got to the living room, when I realized that it was the general building fire alarm going off.
   
   So I quickly get dressed and go outside to greet the crowd of tards lining up outside the building like the good king that I am. As soon as I make it down the few steps to street level, some younger drunk bitch walks up talking about all that swag that I have with the adidas and all.
   
   Then we go to my place, i throat fuck her, and sleep. In the morning she goes to the bathroom, then leaves. I later find 15 bucks in said bathroom. Free breakfast my niggas.

   
   
   
   Does Penthouse know about this?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • trippymindfuk, 
   • aldra
3. 2018-11-16 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse3.com Does Penthouse know about this?

   
   i don't quite understand
4. 2018-11-16 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee My former friend's ex was a fireman they r notorious druggies/alchys.

   
   Just the ones that had to work with your dad or?
5. 2018-11-16 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #25
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian i don't quite understand

   
   Calm down.. wow!
   
   I meant that story sounds like it should be in there. no one is suggesting you plagiarist the penthouse forum section.
6. 2018-11-16 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mmQ Just the ones that had to work with your dad or?

   
   For some reason I thought your former friend's ex was also your dad. Sorry.
7. 2018-11-16 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse3.com Calm down.. wow!
   
   I meant that story sounds like it should be in there. no one is suggesting you plagiarist the penthouse forum section.

   
   mhhm. and here i was thinking that a penthouse is a place where people live.
8. 2018-11-16 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #28
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian mhhm. and here i was thinking that a penthouse is a place where people live.

   
   wow either you changed it without edit or im on a NETA/B mirror thing or I'm really dyslexic on a level never before
   
   
   
   I should record everything more often.
   
   I'm gonna place webcams everywhere.