Man I miss me some syncans. Used to smoke up J dub every night before bed and fly to sleep. only one I remember being shitty was -210
I got really fuckin high of gabapentin once. I hadn't taken any in a few weeks and ate a few grams. Went to the car wash that you ride through on a belt and had a ball tripping out over the lights and water.
K pins just don't seen to do much for me. HEll even the tramadol. it makes me super drowsy when i wake up in the middle of the night.there was one night i took a shit load and blacked out. woke up the next morning with like 30 calls to escorts in my call log from that night. I don't know what if anything went down.
I tried to get back on xanax cuz i miss the rec value. doc just upped my k pin dosage. I think he new I liked to party. Most days I'm ok tho. I'd say maybe 5-8 days a month i'm an unbearable asshole. My chick deals with it pretty good.
I haven't had cable in over a year. I use mobdro for live cable channels and terrarium tv and megabox for movies and shows on demand.
All you do is turn off app usage reporting on the stick. Then they don't know wtf you're doing. Amazon knows that the reason their fire sticks and fire tv are top sellers is the whole kodi thing.
Yeah, that's it. I got the generic name fucked up.
I'm mostly medicating with tramadol and K pins. Mental health won't hand out benzos so I get em from my family doc. I also take gabapentin.
TBH man I don't take shit mental health prescribes me. Prozac, hyddroxyzine and lamictal are all jokes. My outlook is if it takes weeks for something to work it's horseshit.
They say variety is the spice of life and what better way to spice up your sex life than loading ol backpage and picking a hoe.
Now there's various levels of escort. Let me forewarn you, you do get what you pay for. Ifyou see some chick advertising 60 buck "quick visits" don't expect a full set of teeth, social skills or her to even be not high.
So what does uncle Blah suggest? Find you one in the 100-160 half hour range. Usually these are normal chicks just trying to cover some bills and likely fairly low mileage. Now you can get up into 300-500hr range and the bitch will be a knockout but she might also bolt once you nut leaving you with some serious buyer's remorse.
OK so we've covered pricing vs quality. Next up is how not to get your ass busted by Uncle LEO
if you can help it don't ever go to them. That is the ideal scenario for cops. Basically you are just waltzing into their mouse trap. Try to find a girl who will come to your location. The cops are not going to go into unknown territory under most circumstances. Also don't EVER discuss sex acts. When you call or text ask what her "donations for time" are.
OK so old girl has been found and agrees to come over, what next?
well if you're lucky she'll be knocking on your door within an hour. These bitches keep time like your drug dealer so 5 minutes means about 30. Anyway once she knocks and you let her in offer her a seat and have your "donation" in an envelope on a table or something. Start with some chit chat and move in for the cop test. Basically playfully pull down her top or grab some tits. If things go ok tell her the envelope has her donation.
at this point she may pick it up and say she has to pee, she's going to count it. 99% of the time while shes in the bathroom she'll come back out naked and ready. If she comes out and try's to pull some shit like she forgot the condom in her car tell her you have some (always have some) or that you'd like to hold the donation until she returns.
SO yeah by this point you should be gettin down. My best advice is pace yourself. Most of these bitches want to make you nut in a hurry so they can get on to the next John. It helps if you're nice to them, offer em a drink, talk em up, you know treat em like humans and not cumdumpsters.
Usually they start out blowing you and will climb on top. Most do not like missionary, some don't like doggy. Your best move is to just ask what they don't do.
So it's been a few and you caught your nut, what now. FLush or toss your rubber, offer her a wet wipe and get dressed. If it was exceptional you may want to give her a tip. Tell her you enjoyed it and look forward to seeing her again.
So that's the good, here's the bad
Some of these girls have a driver. It has been known to happen for the driver to come in and rob the john, make sure to lock deadbolt doors and watch her around the doors.
The ugly,
You may get a crazy bitch that will blow up your phone after wanting to set up more metings. these are the ones usually on drugs and always need money for a fix. Best thing you can do is tell them you would love to see them but are out of town for work. That leads me to the other thing. Don't ever tell them anything truthful about you. Give em a fake name, fake job, have a good backstory. It's best to use a burner phone so your name cant be found easy. Believe me in the internet age it's easy to find out all about you via a phone number.
Other things to look out for are bitches who say you knocked em up and know they need abortion money. ALWAYS check the rubber when you're done and make sure YOU dispose of it. HEll even show it to her so she can see all the nut is in it. This will cover your ass.
OTher than that have fun! Banging escorts can get expensive and addictive. I honestly suggest trying to find a slut or friends with benefits type of arrangement. You'd be surprised how many of your friends wives or girl friends would like your dick. Or that cashier who always talks to you wants some dick on the side w no strings.
I hope the above primer helps you out some. Feel free to ask questions, I won't lie I've seen plenty of women of the night.
I'm a big dude, I've had 300 pounders on top of me. key is to have em lean back or do reverse cowgirl. Bonus points for stickin a thumb up her ass during RCG
2017-10-08 at 7:48 PM UTC
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Sloppy pussy pro tip
So let's say you finally got to throw the meat to old girl only to find it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Well have I got a tip for you!
Get that bitch in doggie, preferably on edge of bed with you standing, and start pumpin. Now you gotta pump for a few and hell even reach and spread her ass so she thinks you enjoy that worn out meat wallet, once shes moaning and throwin it back then you know its time. Take one hand and squeeze an ass cheek hard as you can this distracts her. Now take the thumb of your other hand and pop it down in her asshole. BAM shit tightens right up. Not only do you have her muscle reaction but you can put pressure on the anal wall towards your wang. USually once I do this it's nut time real quick. Also a good gauge of if she'll take it up the ass.
