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  1. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    damn I love bluebird pineapple juice
  2. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    What is the cheapest remedy to fixing a cigarette cherry burn in the seat?


    Fake and real leather are the easiest. What I suggest is buying one of these kits It will passs ok for concealing a small cig burn and prevent any kind of ripping or tearing of the fabric. You have to dick around a good bit with the paint to match the color though

    Link didnt work right so just google "[FONT=Arial][SIZE=12px]Permatex® Fabric Repair Kit"[/SIZE][/FONT]
  3. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    went and watched Ted 2 with my trans buddy today. Movie was so so
  4. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    45 minute panick attack it was
  5. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    had sex with gf this morning then had like a 45 panick attack, fun times
  6. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    That's not a scam it's called being a leach on society
  7. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I'd agree the end times aren't far off. Doesn't the bible say the earth will be destroyed with fire this time?
  8. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    The bees fly into their beehive, and later they fly out, and then later back in, and soon again back out, only to again fly back in, then a short while later they fly back out, whence again they shortly after decide to fly back in where they do some shit for a while and then fly back out where they do even more shit for a little bit and decide they need to fly back in, maybe they take a nap this time and then it's off to flying back out again where they do bee stuff and as pattern suggests they then fly back in once again, until they finish up inside the hive with the business they so enjoy and proceed to fly out of the hive to begin the process of counting down the minutes until they formally decide to fly over to the neat plant by that other house and get killed by a sweaty old pedophile sitting on his porch watching the neighborhood children play but who is always deathly afraid of bees any and all bees and proceeds to swat them dead with his soggy Target catalog magazine.
    10/10 would read again
  9. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Its a lot of work with no payoff unless you are lucky.
    If things work out in your area and you have a strong hive there is a potential for anywhere from 50-70 pounds of honey,or you could get jack shit nothing.
    Me and the wife just started this year so we are "New Bee's"lol. We have two hives and they are both fucked up.But I still have time to try and fix the problems.
    The new Queen that I bought on Sunday gets released tomorrow,If she is accepted then I'm good if not she goes back in the cage for another two days.
    Sounds alot like the fish breeding I do. I made a ton of money last summer. This summer they don't want to fucking spawn. It also lost it's "fun" facotr for me after the first year.
  10. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I bet the guys in the station keep this bitch around so they can run a train on her.


    Hell I didnt know they even had women fire fighters
  11. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Daily MIL update. wentto go to magistrates this mroning and I literally went to 5 atms to get cash and they all were down. GF was like its a sign shes staying Blah. Totally flipped my shit in the car. Said the most hurtful and mean shit my anger couldmuster.GF busts out crying blah blah blah. Long story short her mom is working (we'll see how long that lasts) and since it was part of tenenacy agreement that she work I can't file eviction.

    I'm thinking about starting a go fund me to get her mom a travel camper so I can throw it in a shitty KOA down the road. Taking ideas for a good sob story for the account
  12. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Heh wow, I could think of way better revenge than that. I have done way better revenge than that. Here's one I almost used a few years ago: Throw a few sudafed boxes around, break a few glass jars, and splash around a bit of drain cleaner, and you got a 'clanlab site' that will cost tens of thousands of dollars to clean up, and the structure might even be declared unsafe for habitation, or other hilarious and undesirable drug war hysterics.
    I'm glad they werent as smart.
  13. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=28&v=oyxSerkkP4o
  14. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    what the fuck are feeder mice
    the kind you buy at pet stores for a buck or two to feed snakes and shit
  15. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Hmmm an f16 and small passenger plane crashed a few miles from me
  16. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    going to bed yll niggers bettah post something before i get up
  17. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    alsoglad the cops didntthink my brine shrimp hatcheries was a two pot meth lab
  18. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    on the upside season 8 of tpb has been a dammn riot
  19. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    IF I had someone to just transcribe for me I'd write a fucking book on how nuts my life has been. I've blcoked out a majority of it.
  20. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Yup, even if you let someone stay for free you may still have to go through the eviction process if they don't leave of they're own accord and the authorities become involved. Liberal areas have the worst laws regarding this: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/07/opinion/king-of-my-castle-yeah-right.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/us/01bcstevens.html


    man when I rentedmy homestead in 2011 while i had the townhouse in the city it was pure hell evicting those rednecks. They even had the cops get after me for me making an unschedueld inspection (which is allowed) They were on a month to month so I put up a notce to quit and cited state law and such and they finaly got scred and left in the middle of he night leving most oftheir shit. which i had to haul to the dump. and since i refused to refund their security deposit they placed feeder mice all in the house. It was a fucking wreck when i had to move baxckin.
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