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Posts by Ember McLain

  1. Originally posted by WellHung Candy Rein is incessantly posting like usual. Apparently she finds this deadbeat, brokedick forum the greatest thing next to sliced bread. Simple Pleasures for Simple Minds. πŸ’–

    You are too unintelligent to respond to high IQ threads or make anything besides a dum spoken word

    Folx well hinge mental capacity is gone to the birds
  2. Originally posted by WellHung Candy Rein is incessantly posting like usual. Apparently she finds this deadbeat, brokedick forum the greatest thing next to sliced bread. Simple Pleasures for Simple Minds. πŸ’–

    I'm jealous of poley so I'm going to attack candyrein to trick them into falling in love

    Wait I think I messed that up
  3. Being forced to use the government police service instead of private is never justified.
  4. My parents like to constantly say "you're gonna have to look after me when I'm old"

    I'm eating 10 year expired sprinkles and expired peanutbutter flour less cookies. I don't think anyone wants me being responsible for them
    I said straight up

    "look the economy isn't good and I don't see it improving I'm probably just gonna put you into a coma and inject you with nutrient chemicals for years until your brain stops working"

    They said this is cruel but I don't see how. Sounds like entitlement to me.

    But I hand waves away all concern by saying "it will be like the matrix"
    They were like "oh okay that's not so bad then"

    Yeah you will get to relive your youth lmao totally. Yeah basically we have to build the matrix to keep boomers and old people in line or they will call us "cruel"

    They need the fake society lie wool pulled over their eyes, otherwise the feeding tube isn't appealing to them

    Fucking snowflake ME ME ME culture DONT STICK ME IN THE POD WITH THE TUBE shut up mom it's for your own good!

    Any ideas how to best code this? I'm thinking c++ and assembly
  5. Hey at least its BIPARTISAN walk down the middle line! the two party system DOES work fuys! you voted for it!
  6. I've been watching a lot of this. It's become very coherent lately although a bit repetitive I am still surprised when they start talking about pineapple pizza for the 999th time but still manage to make it interesting

    The v.13 or whatever season 2 updates really changed a lot from the older formats

    The characters have been slowly developing these random generated personalities, I've been enjoying them a lot.

    Leo "the lion" Borges and his blog posts about his LSD trips and psychosis

    Nick Sterling and his epic adventures where he charms his way out of any trouble

    Manfred Fredman who may or may not be an alien "ATTENTION HUMANS MANFRED HOPES YOU HAVE BEEN WELL"

    I think Kelly Coffee is the weakest character but still adds to the dynamic. The humor is completely different than before but now they have entire plots like an episode about Nick's Latest get rich quick scheme

    Good shit
  7. BREAKING: New S686 bill gives you minimum 20 year sentence and $250,000 fine for using a VPN to access "banned apps" in the US.
  8. is she making you eat her pussy again and refusing to shave or shower
  9. Originally posted by Wariat as when they were leaving i asked their sge wnd ssid as long as your not age of consent we wont ruck but can always wait and i used this as a joke and she hated it guys she hated it snd it was as bad apaprently as me ssying i wanna fuck you or something. guys. i dont know why i get so weird sround young chicks or sm souncomfortsble with my age.

    women are a mystery
  10. Originally posted by Wariat ipbut i dont want to feel guilty the rest of my life or be a sack of shit. basiclaly i noticed ukrainian girls in big cities espefislly like lodz or warsaw are way more open thwn polish ones. star trek can attest to this if youndomt believe me. i was in a few situaitons over the past two weeks or so where i would compliment s girls hair as i walked past parallell or they csught up and i slowed down for hem to and was pleasently surprised they were ukrsinian. like this 15 and 14 yr old redhead who said thwnk you to the vo oliment (unlike thet revent pollack bitvh younguys know about from da hood as niggas say pollack hood) and they csught up to me and the redhead asked ir i could buy them enhancements at a store like where you need to be 18 to get them so they ask someone o,der to sort of like liquor or shit. anyway i just did like s moron. i simply said why should i or whats in it for me and in my head the first thing that came to mind was alcohol or a beer. you guys i think get the ides or what i could reslly ask or do. i know vinny does.

    anyway the crazy thing is out of all that i got her instagram and we talked half the rest of the fsy thsn out of the blue she blocked me. she also clsimed to have s bf snd aleo i csme scross weird or my inferiority complex of my age came out as when they were leaving i asked their sge wnd ssid as long as your not age of consent we wont ruck but can always wait and i used this as a joke and she hated it guys she hated it snd it was as bad apaprently as me ssying i wanna fuck you or something. guys. i dont know why i get so weird sround young chicks or sm souncomfortsble with my age.
  11. Sounds like a nice lady to build a life with. Makeup artist might sound like a joke but it's a valid career
  12. Originally posted by Haxxor Kafka lies about her life on Internet forums like FL & NIS because she’s seeking attention, validation, and sympathy from suckers who are too stupid to pick up on the constant obvious inconsistencies and contradictions she poasts.
    Sometimes losers like Kafka know that their real-life experiences are not exciting or interesting so they fabricate stories to make themselves appear more significant or exciting and fortunately for her there is no shortage of thirsty gullible losers here who will pay attention to her.

    Jesus Christ I'm not reading all that fucking book about how Kafka is literally worse than Hitler

    Mein Kampf
    Mein kafka
  13. Originally posted by Sweet Just stay in Canada loser

    i agree immigrants are cringe everyone just stay at yuor own counttruy
  14. Hey, pizza lovers! Have you tried the latest craze in the pizza world? It's called "Shroom and Onion" Pizza, and it's the pizza of the AI age. Why? Because it's made with mushrooms and onions that are grown by artificial intelligence!

    That's right, these veggies are not your ordinary farm produce. They are cultivated by smart machines that monitor their growth, water them, harvest them, and even slice them for your pizza. The result is a fresh, organic, and delicious topping that will make your mouth water.

    But that's not all. The "Shroom and Onion" Pizza also comes with a special sauce that is infused with AI-generated flavors. The sauce is made with tomatoes, herbs, spices, and a secret ingredient that is created by a neural network. The neural network analyzes your preferences and tastes, and generates a flavor that is tailored to you. No two pizzas are alike!

    So what are you waiting for? Order your "Shroom and Onion" Pizza today and enjoy the pizza of the future. It's a slice of heaven!
  15. Originally posted by Sweet Kroz had some kind of dumpster charisma and a personality.

    Kafka is just so fundamentally uncreative and useless as a human that even her conversations with novelty generating robots are the most boring shit ever, not because of the AI but because of her.

    What about the pigeon saga
  16. when life gives you lemons... run away from them!
  17. If I was single I would probably go to punk rock shows to meet chicks but I'm into some pretty hardcore stuff like homeless prostitutes that shoot meth and cocaine
  18. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Also ball stretching to eliminate tite-sack

    The whites brits call it toight sack
  19. Originally posted by Sweet I didn't read any of these posts or any of this thread, I was just popping in to say

    1. you're all gay and

    2. Kafka you are a genuine mental retard who has adopted unpleasantness as a defence mechanism against the fact that you're lame and boring as fuck, rather than actually developing any interests or skills that would make you a valuable person to talk to.

    Kafka is the female Bill Krozby
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