she's a boring blatant rip off of nicki minaj. nicki minaj is sellout as fuck but on her actual tracks she's actually really talented. cardi b is shit and just fucking copies. i wonder how it must feel to know that you got famous off someone else's style. like in some sense it's gotta be worse than just being an unknown loser right? she must feel like there was no part of her that was good enough for people to like so she had to become a clone. SAD
these days, every day im doing like 50 pullups, 100 pushups, some squats and leg lifts, 12 minute plank sessions, running sub 21 minute 3 miles, riding my bike for 20-40 minutes to work and also am OPIATE/Crouton free for 45 days and nights now (longer than jesus was in the desert for) and when i finish working out im not even tired and want to get in to some shit (by myself because fuck other people). now it's 6:30 am and i am bouncing off the walls and I haven't even finished my first coffee yet. i've also been eating really healthy (just finished a bowl of oatmeal with banana and strawberry shit was alright) so it makes sense i have energy but i feel like it's a little more than normal. like normally ppl don't have this much energy, i need to learn to harness it to bend the path of bullets so i can fuck angelina jolie
i've always done that, i'm way too neurotic to let spellcheck correct shit for me. if the grammar or spelling is fucked up it's because i want it that way and i don't want a FUCKING COMPUTER DICTATING MY GRAMMAR AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH. i will call people fagets if i damn well please
2019-05-25 at 1:19 PM UTC
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"oh sorry about that"
the guy sounds like this dude who i work with (he works in the same kitchen but he's a baker so his work is different) and he's like 50 and has a bad back so he's always pilled 2 the gills and being irritated as shit with me for asking simple questions, the other day i almost used the wrong granola because i guess some of it is vegan and some is not so i wanted to make sure i didn't use the wrong one again so i was like hey man i just wanna know which of these granolas is vegan and he was just all I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ASK SOMEONE ELSE and i was like thinking like wtf man you were the one who got mad at me for using the wrong type last time how can u now not tell them apart
2019-05-25 at 1:13 PM UTC
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it's 8:45....
the weather is getting better by the hour I HOPE IT RAINS THERE ALL THE TIME
*double dragons cheap beer cans with Lanny*
nah it doesn't die, just munches down a bunch of cactus spines which looks really uncomfortable but the bunny doesn't seem to even notice so ya...
2019-05-24 at 12:36 AM UTC
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Happy birthday me
leave it in the driveway bitch i'm done
making me cry and pull out my gun
im gonna shoot this if you run
blow my brains out just for fun~~~
its interference from magnetic fields mike pences agents have been paying off the gangstalkers to emit from their handheld EMF rainbow devices
life in the background, up and down the mountain then it's back to the flat ground, hold me while im drowning...
2019-05-23 at 6:56 PM UTC
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foolproof method of murder
get the person to play russian roullete with you but then when it's your turn, have a little clicker hidden up your sleeve and use it to make a noise to just pretend to pull the trigger. then just repeat as many times as necessary and when the cops show up you can just say "well its not my fault officer i was just playing russian roullette" and you'll be free to go
2019-05-23 at 6:53 PM UTC
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Contrarian niggers
wow LOOK WE WERE ALL HAVING RATIONAL DISCUSSION IN HERE THEN OP HAD TO JUST COME IN AND ADD THEIR OWN LITTLE TWIST TO IT
2019-05-23 at 6:47 PM UTC
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Contrarian niggers
so basically doing exactly what your thread is doing
