Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

1. 2019-06-30 at 2:01 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ "So I know this guy that thinks if I make fun of him you guys will laugh. "
   A few chuckles
   
   Anyway hi I'm Wren nice to meet you. I'm not an actual Wren for anyone wondering.
   
   Fuck.
   
   *leaves stage*

   
   lol, i actually just laughed pretty heartily
2. 2019-06-30 at 1:59 PM UTC in If you post in this thread you have to pick up a new hobby
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   transcript this song to harmonica plz
   
3. 2019-06-30 at 1:57 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I hope that joke gets some laughs. I'm using it.

   
   just make your whole routine be making fun of me, normies would think it's hilarious
4. 2019-06-30 at 1:54 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Well no shit. I'm not retarded. I just fear my audience will be a bunch of GREENPLASTICS.
   
   Which is retarded.
   
   I actually am retarded.

   
   why would a bunch of people who hate standup comedy go to a standup comedy event? that makes no sense. you're retarded.
5. 2019-06-30 at 1:53 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG I feel like the anxiety beforehand is waaaaaay worse than actually being up there. I always feel fine once I'm speaking. You can do it mq. Every comedian ever has probably had to overcome this at some point.

   
   that's true for any situation, except for opiate withdrawal
6. 2019-06-30 at 1:47 PM UTC in Who are the enemy?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   literally everyone
7. 2019-06-30 at 1:46 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   get faded before your set and fistfight a heckler, then just make that be like your thing. like every set you get in a fight and smash barstools over fools' heads and shit.
8. 2019-06-30 at 1:41 PM UTC in If you post in this thread you have to pick up a new hobby
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   go to the wood store
9. 2019-06-30 at 1:38 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ You should be a stand up comedian.

   
   standup style would be ~~
   
   take some midol for your VAGINA bitch! GODDAMN THAT THANG STANK
10. 2019-06-30 at 1:37 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Are there any comedians that you sort of like some of their jokes sometimes?
    
    I've known you for 6 years now and I couldn't even hazard a guess. I feel like you have a Sahara desert dryness style that nobody gets. Post some rap lyrics. That's funny

    
    thats probably accurate. i remember thinking daniel tosh was funny but i think it was just a one time thing and i only thought it was funny because it was so dark. like if i listened to it again i probably would think it's lame now.
11. 2019-06-30 at 1:34 PM UTC in So I was at this event yesterday this beach music thing
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    meth changes u. for example now whenever i smoke weed i have to let the smoke out of my mouth slowly like i did with meth smoke
12. 2019-06-30 at 1:30 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung im cramping right now.

    
    take some midol lil bitch
13. 2019-06-30 at 1:28 PM UTC in So I was at this event yesterday this beach music thing
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Do you believe the drugs made him do these things?
    
    I feel like people who do this stuff are already shitty people. I mean, idk your brother I'm just speaking generally. I've never stole or begged to feed my addiction. If I couldn't afford it I just dealt with the withdrawal. It's hard but it would be harder to deal with the guilt

    
    i agree with you mostly but meth really does make you do evil/fucked up shit. i shouldn't say it "makes" you do it because that would be inaccurate. it encourages you though.
14. 2019-06-30 at 1:27 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo there's like a glasses wearing whimsical jedi who swears a lot I like. He was on Tosh.0 on a daily show spoof once. There's also a comedian with a pretentious first name spelling I like who does an incredible joke about weed and mushrooms, I feel like name is Jason or something (not jason) but he spells it Jhahysin or something. He's skinny and wears glasses and is likely jedi

    
    i can already tell that joke is going to be fucking stupid. comedians can't do jokes about drugs because they always exaggerate the drug effects to ridiculous proportions because normies don't know what drugs are and just assume it's the same as alcohol except you see pink elephants (ironic, i know, stfu)
15. 2019-06-30 at 1:22 PM UTC in So I was at this event yesterday this beach music thing
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    as a matter of fact i actually know a girl who is trying to get me to come to warsaw in august to fuck her lol. it's a bit expensive of a plane ticket just to get laid though.
16. 2019-06-30 at 1:21 PM UTC in So I was at this event yesterday this beach music thing
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung op ur a pussy for not fighting back. ur a weak Beta, thats why u didnt get those broads.

    
    this. i bet i could go to warsaw and fuck like 10 pollack hoes easily
17. 2019-06-30 at 1:20 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ ALL JOKES ASIDE,
    
    Are there any comedians you like?

    
    i've heard bits that were actually funny before but i couldn't tell you who it was.
18. 2019-06-30 at 1:13 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I actually wear ear plugs when I go to comedy shows and just play games on my phone and laugh out loud when I hear the audience laughing loud enough to penetrate my plugs.

    
    that sounds more enjoyable than actually having to listen to that shit. i feel it damaging my brain
19. 2019-06-30 at 1:11 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    we need to just lock all standup comics in a cage and throw them in the ocean to drown
20. 2019-06-30 at 1:01 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Most of his jokes are about making fun of people who smoke weed? I never caught that. The appeal with Louis to me is his delivery. I just like it.

    
    you don't even listen to the fucking comedy you fucking normie, you just like stand up because it fills up your time and is an excuse to laugh with other normies