Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

1. 2019-09-20 at 12:34 PM UTC in I'm starting to think it might be my destiny to win megamillions or powerball and actually fully believing I will.
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   My body still clings to life
   Only my spirit has died inside. so I pray
   I pray for death every night
   But I keep waking up alive
   I cut myself for infliction
   And I still spit at my reflection
   I hate everything I am
   I have my friends to think for that
   
   So I keep taking my meds
   And I do what my doctor says.
   I hate myself more everyday.
   I guess I'll always be this way
   
   I've learned that love is dead
   And that people just get fucked instead
   And all the while making friends
   Just to fuck them in the end
2. 2019-09-20 at 12:30 PM UTC in food eater mother fucker
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by blaster master Aww how sweet.
   
   
   Last night I rode my motorcycle downtown and ate at a shrimp shack. I got half a pound of fried shrimp, half a pound of fried smelt, half a pound of fries and two rootbeers for $12.

   
   roughly how many shrimp is one pound?
3. 2019-09-20 at 12:27 PM UTC in food eater mother fucker
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   roses are red
   violets are blue
   i hate myself
   i hate you too
4. 2019-09-20 at 10:56 AM UTC in Kr^ oz has finally hit the mid 30's pussy drought...
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i am also a loser in general
5. 2019-09-20 at 10:50 AM UTC in I have a pregnancy fetish and a smoking fetish
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i like girls with curly hair
6. 2019-09-20 at 10:38 AM UTC in I'm starting to think it might be my destiny to win megamillions or powerball and actually fully believing I will.
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   one time me and my junkie friend were trying to get some opiates (like 10+ years ago) but we had no money except i had $2 on me. after we ran out of ideas to get any more money, i decided to just say fuck it and buy a $2 scratcher. i won a free ticket on that and got another. then i won like $3 and $5 or something like that on tickets and just bought more with that money. eventually we got one that we got $40 from and then we cashed out and got high
7. 2019-09-20 at 10:35 AM UTC in Hts split up with scron and now he's gonna kill himself and maybe hts as well
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I listen to dubstep when i play
   
   

   
   that was mediocre
   
   this one is better
   
8. 2019-09-20 at 10:11 AM UTC in The world is mine.
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   how much you pay for that shit
9. 2019-09-20 at 10:09 AM UTC in why the fuck do you people still talk to each other
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
10. 2019-09-19 at 10:13 PM UTC in Mt gf is trying to use a Coinstar machine!!!
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    didn't read OP because it would be a waste of my time
11. 2019-09-19 at 5:38 PM UTC in if ur a singer in a band like the cure
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    and you write like a lot/most of your popular material about a certain person or relationship or like set of relationships in a time period of your life or whatever, and then you get really famous and you're a band for like 30 more years, are they still thinking about the girlfriend that dumped them when they were like 25 now that they're 58 and performing for drunk people at the county fair? or do they like update the emotions and thoughts to be about more recent people
12. 2019-09-19 at 5:30 PM UTC in „When I was massacring a perosn with a machete I felt nothing”
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    put a ring on it
13. 2019-09-19 at 5:28 PM UTC in facebook needs to be shutdown for hosting hate content and criminal activity
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    IIRC jeff had a meeting with a few key operatives from zambique back on septemper 5th, 2001 to discuss it but they decided against it for reasons that are only given on a need to know basis
14. 2019-09-19 at 2:22 PM UTC in Hts split up with scron and now he's gonna kill himself and maybe hts as well
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
15. 2019-09-19 at 2:21 PM UTC in alcohol is a horrible toxic poison
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    you should start doing meth, we'd get some crazy posts
16. 2019-09-19 at 2:19 PM UTC in I fire cumshots off my balcony
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    nice work OP
17. 2019-09-19 at 2:27 AM UTC in well gonts looks like another successful night of thawing out my freezer is about to be had
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Make sure to put some towels around it unless you want a puddle on your floor.

    
    haha, we put a tray down mostly to catch it
18. 2019-09-19 at 2:02 AM UTC in guy makes a jackass of himself
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    another guy making a total jackass out of himself. idk why i find these so entertaining. usually only when i'm stoned though
19. 2019-09-19 at 1:42 AM UTC in guy makes a jackass of himself
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by username: I really want to watch. But I'm not stoned and super bored.
    
    The frustration.

    
    it could also work if you want to use it to make fun of someone
20. 2019-09-19 at 1:32 AM UTC in well gonts looks like another successful night of thawing out my freezer is about to be had
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Candyrein_is_a_nigger You ever use one of those English muffin sammich makers?
    
    I have one and you just put the egg right in there, forms a perfect circle. Ham nice and crisp from being up against the griddle. They're amazing but a bitch to clean and use.

    
    that does sound nice, but i tend to cook with as little equipment as possible. plus i'm an expert at making those sandwiches, since i probably made 1000 in a week.