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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. that's cool, imo meth is better and less damaging than the phenidates though. not really the case if you're getting pharma methylphenidate though.
  2. eating some fucking popcorn with hot sauce on it also ate a few tiz and some ediblez
  3. i knew it was that bastard look at this irrefutable proof i found

  4. idgaf about playing i just want some shit i can troll ppl on thx
  5. Originally posted by infinityshock publicity stunt

    then what the fuck was i doing for those 7 months? moron
  6. Originally posted by infinityshock because that makes dense

    - europistan or US (im inclined to believe non-US since that sentence is unheard of for 'shooting some ppl'

    - elaborate

    idk dude tbh i think he never gave me the 100% true story. the parts i know for sure is that he fired a gun and got locked up for 6 years
  7. Originally posted by infinityshock dubious of your claims since i know someone who actually did do some golden triangle spanking and the 'burnings' were few and far between…plus, the only…literally, only…burnings that ever took place were for photo-ops and publicity.

    when actual counternarc ops were being conducted the fields would be sprayed with tanker-truck sized quantities of herbicide. that not only polluted the heads so they couldnt be processed without poisoning the entire batch but killed any chance of surviving seed heads (fun fact: some poppy seeds can still germinate after being barbecued) perpetuating the crop.

    https://www.dvidshub.net/image/400187/marines-seize-5-million-narcotics-during-operation-aero-hunter

    fuckin rekt
  8. Originally posted by gadzooks First thing you have to do is genuinely apologize to George for not lending him your sweater because his "large head" would stretch it.

    Only then will you be right with the world.

    alright, i apologize, this means im chill to get fucked up now right?
  9. cup of syrup for dinner motherfuck that chicken
  10. i got my job back i used to work there with this ghetto dude who did 6 years for shooting some ppl. anyways me and that dude ended up doing hella coke and meth together and kinda went off of our own respective deep ends and now i work with his cousin who is also ghetto as fuck but he's actually a good kid. he's in his last year of high school and we have the same first name. i mean he talks like he's from the hood subtly which he is but the kid said he's good at math and i know he doesn't have any good influences in his family and not so much most the people we work with (not that they're not good, they prob just don't care) so i was giving him advice about college or going to become an electrician or something.

    usually i end up fucking up people's lives inadvertently so i'm going to take it personally if he is not successful

    anywayz
  11. DAMN GUD SHAWTY LMRAO
  12. or should i just get fuckin rekt on mxe and tiz and edibles and dissociate myself to some blissful hell where nothing makes sense but everythings aight?
  13. Calling someone sweetie on the internet is basically code for “I’m super offended and my feelings are hurt”
  14. The universe did it specifically for me because I quit opiates and meth
  15. I FORGET MY NAME CUZ ITS SO INSANE CCCCCCCCOCAINE
  16. Originally posted by Obbe Possible. I think the other stuff I suggested is more probable.

    i know, my point was why?
  17. life doesn't care about shit but eating and fucking you goddamn optimist
  18. Originally posted by Obbe It's not a video game. If our reality is a simulation it's probably an attempt to simulate and understand Life, the past, alternative histories, or it's an environment used to develop artificial intelligences.

    you don't think interstellar entities want to play GTA as well? you know you wanna beat down random passerbys and throw them in front of cars and then shoot like 23 cops in an IRL feeling simulation. what if we are all NPCs generated by one persons computer and this person just gets to continuously reincarnate into the world as whoever they want?
  19. lol @ the title. don't know how i fucked that one up so bad
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