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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. the universe was nothing then just like all of a sudden creates recursive infitinites inside each other out of nothing like its nothing and just sits there hitting its fucking vape like its contemplating some girls ass or drop top or somethin and then this group of assholes comes along and is like fuck your recursive infiinities of information id rather swallow a shotgun. so ill PRACTICE TAKING PILLS ON THE WAY THERE

    *cries alone*
  2. you should have realized immediately it was empty right when you picked it up

    what kinda of drug addict are you

    that is some white girl bull shit
  3. Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you even wanna bet? huh faggot?

    still in socal?
  4. nah i could def take you rizzo
  5. drug dealer bitch killer
  6. Originally posted by Item 9 folks, Their government is sucessful.

    ftfy
  7. today I was at work and was getting this shit out of the oven which i have to reach overhead to do, and i pulled this shit out of the oven too quick and the cheese on it was stuck to something else which came down and dumped melted white gooey brie cheese all over my mouth and shirt. it was hot as fuck so at first i was like FUUUUCK and turned around and my gay coworker was just like "what the fuck happened to you"
  8. dead end barista job

    17 bux an hour
  9. i'm going to go to china and spend my money just to spite you
  10. if you feel like you're gonna have a seizure tho just listen to this, pretty sure this will slur your nerves into oblivion
  11. not sure, but I get pretty bad muscle jerks if i try to stop etiz abruptly. especially in my legs, my quad muscles spasm out and sometimes makes me leg move so hard it'll hit like a table leg or something and cause a ruckus and people get weirded out lmao
  12. Originally posted by Solstice IV some 2CE and see what happens

    I IV’d meth and 4-ago-dmt in the same shot before. Shit was bananas. I wouldn’t recommend it though, there were a lot of shadow people and it was weird as fuck and the meth changed the happy psych tone into something more sinister
  13. How to profit off crypto:

    Buy some coin, however much you want. Then set an alert on your phone for when the price spikes, and right then go buy drugs with it.
  14. Originally posted by gadzooks 22nd faggot.

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    WTF? I don't know who Lil Ugly Mane is, but I could only find a "text-to-speech" audio version of these lyrics (on YouTube).

    Way too obscure of a reference.

    But it was kinda interesting though.

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    Also, quoting a false faggot.

    If you can't admit to being a faggot in the series ITT, you have not effectively assimilated, and thus must be outcast; like a leper.

    That’s how that part of the song is rapped, through Siri. Usually he uses his normal voice though, like in the first part of that song. It’s called collapse and appear if you want to check it out. The whole album it’s on is fire. It’s called oblivion access
  15. I saw my friend take 4 back to back long pulls off a huge nitrous balloon and he collapsed and started seizing for like 15 seconds. I was tweaking and freaking out for a minute thinking he’s about to die and the feds are gonna come charge me with murder but then he was alright
  16. Originally posted by blaster master Hey my dude,

    As some one who has zigged and zagged his way across the northern half of the country running from his mistakes, one thing I know is everywhere I go that dirt bag in mirror is still there. And no matter how hard I wash in the tub, or however fast I try to run, that motherfucker is always going to be there.

    True, he lingers if you stay too though I think
  17. Back like 6 years ago i made out with some Vietnamese girl and she was like let’s get some meth and a room and I didn’t do it because I felt guilty
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