Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

1. 2019-03-15 at 1:35 PM UTC in I just realized something
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   lol you failed to notice that americans and europeans have a different culture for the entirety of your life up until watching remove kebab?
2. 2019-03-15 at 1:34 PM UTC in took a urinalysis yesterday
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   and it's going to be dirty for THC, opiates, coke, maybe benzos, alcohol, maybe a little meth too. should be funny when the results come in. i don't have any repercussions for failing, it actually helps me out.
3. 2019-03-15 at 12:53 PM UTC in "Subscribe to Pewdiepie"
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Because he's the posterboy for white maleness right now

   
   why? because he plays videogames? i still dont really get it
4. 2019-03-15 at 12:52 PM UTC in holy fuck
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria also obligatory official thread music
   
   
   
   also WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ANYONE GONE ON A MASS SHOOTING WHILE BLASTING THIS SONG ON REPEAT?

   
   lol are you kidding me that would be so fucking lame
5. 2019-03-15 at 12:49 PM UTC in "Subscribe to Pewdiepie"
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   isn't pewdiepie for little kids? i've never watched his stream but does it have anything to do with politics? i'm just curious why he mentions pewdiepie
6. 2019-03-15 at 12:41 PM UTC in holy fuck
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i'm watching it again just because liveleak faggots took it down
7. 2019-03-15 at 3:13 AM UTC in holy fuck
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   shooting starts at like 6:30
8. 2019-03-15 at 3:10 AM UTC in holy fuck
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   https://livestreamfails.com/post/43613
   
   this dude in new zealand just shot up a mosque and livestreamed the whole thing. it's cinematic as fuck. it was bound to happen eventually
9. 2019-03-15 at 1:35 AM UTC in Are you a good person?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??
10. 2019-03-14 at 7:12 PM UTC in Self-imposed dilemmas
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson IV drip

    
    id be down if that wouldn't totally rape my kidneys
11. 2019-03-14 at 5:26 PM UTC in bulgarian assistant manager
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick I wonder if she ever finished that novel.

    
    idk man i was always hoping to read it
12. 2019-03-14 at 5:24 PM UTC in bulgarian assistant manager
    

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13. 2019-03-14 at 4:53 PM UTC in lanny plz don't do that button
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost the what

    
    you missed it man your so 2000 and l8
14. 2019-03-14 at 4:43 PM UTC in lanny plz don't do that button
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    it ruins the sizing thx lol
15. 2019-03-14 at 4:36 PM UTC in I enjoy jamming my tongue up my girlfriend's asshole...
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lol you don't have a girlfriend
16. 2019-03-14 at 4:35 PM UTC in Why don't I remember being circumsized?
    

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17. 2019-03-14 at 3:59 PM UTC in How do you take your MDMA (brownish crystalline lumps)?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm straight up thinking of switching to mainline / IV for everything.
    
    None of this lubing up a turkey baster, and dealing with how long it's been since I last defecated, etc.
    
    IV hits instant. You know within 3 seconds if you did things right.

    
    you don't need to do all that, just get these things and you don't even need lube. i used similar ones to plug a lot of drugs for a long time and once you do it a few times it's easy as fuck and not really any more work than doing a line
    
    https://www.amazon.com/3ml-Syringe-Only-Luer-Slip/dp/B01DARUHSY/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=oral+syringe+3ml&qid=1552579028&s=gateway&sr=8-5
18. 2019-03-14 at 3:53 PM UTC in Redneck marries a girl that has the same name as his sister
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lol this bitch's real name is Merry Christmas Katherine Raindrop Brown
19. 2019-03-14 at 3:51 PM UTC in How do you take your MDMA (brownish crystalline lumps)?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Just tried boofing it (dissolved the brown crystals in some water with a little bit of heat).
    
    Not sure it's doing anything, tho.
    
    Then again it's only been like 15 minutes this far.

    
    did you shit beforehand? if not it might take a little longer. ime it takes anywhere between like 15 minutes and 30
20. 2019-03-14 at 3:39 PM UTC in this is my 20th and final thread
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    see ya later