lol god damn you must be the most pathetic retard ever spawned on this shitty planet
2019-03-30 at 3:45 AM UTC
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weed... LOL!
im stoned as fuck right now
2019-03-30 at 3:09 AM UTC
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weed... LOL!
you're going to need to eat at least like 4 or 5, assuming you have no tolerance
pretty catchy *takes Crouton*
i have successfully altered my brain chemistry
2019-03-29 at 12:57 AM UTC
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Layout question
well this thread went to shit lmao
2019-03-19 at 12:37 PM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
gnarly, i still kinda figured he was trolling
2019-03-19 at 1:29 AM UTC
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Dump thread
Bitch I wanna party like Chris Farley
Shot of Hennessy spike that with some molly
Tell mommy I'm sorry God bless my soul
But life is so sublime going out like Brad Nowell
I got that Kurt Cobain type of mind-frame
Feeling like Keith Moon shrooms in my dressing room
Basquiat freestyle
Feeling like Jimi Hendrix and Anna-Nicole mouth
River Phoenix '93 VIP
With some drugged up porn hoes all around me
Like Teri Diver, Linda Wong
All in hell having orgies where the horns grow long
Cause bitch I'm Frankie Lymon, Heath Ledger
Hyped up in a jacuzzi doing that John Belushi
With Brittany Murphy, we blowing hershey
lmfao theres a squirrel in here
2019-03-18 at 11:19 PM UTC
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Atlantis Discovered?
lol this is a troll thread right?
the people who think like OP are the people who never get laid
i'd snort bath salts and fuck thai girls with him
the room they share must be the most disgusting place on the face of earth. it probably wreaks of dried cum and morning breath and food thats been out for like 2 months.
im shiny through the shadows find me hiding from the gallows
2019-03-18 at 11:16 AM UTC
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California should feel ashamed
i bet people here who arent from california dont even know what arugula is LOL POSERS
walking back from my lunch break at work (i usually walk a couple blocks away and eat and take drugs and stuff near where all these stereotypical yuppies live) i saw what I thought was a meth pipe with a frosted and fully loaded bowl face down on the ground like someone just sat it there. not gonna lie, the very first thought that ran through my head was TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE BATHROOM AND SMOKE IT ALL TO THE FACE THEN GO FINISH WORK but then i picked it up and it was actually a cheap weed pipe that had been turned upside down and the glass was frosted white (and it was empty) so i just left it
2019-03-18 at 10:59 AM UTC
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California should feel ashamed
last night i got super stoned and ate a tuna and arugula sandwich on a croissant
