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Posts by Mewsik

  1. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Beautiful!

    I am greatful for everyone,every experience, and everything both good and bad that has or is in my life. “It” is all apart of the journey and I embrace and learn to let go too when need be, to take that next step.

    Thanks for the awesome post and opportunity to learn about you, and reflect on my own gratitude.
  2. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    A chopped salad and iced tea at subway for lunch today
  3. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Whatcha waiting for? Blow up Betty ?
  4. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Freaking tired and still at work .. annoyed but kicking ass 👍
  5. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I hate companies that do that…it's so condescending to think that saying a cheesey cheer etc will motivate you to work more/harder.

    At my last job the boss came in with a bunch of Tshirts that he'd bought at Nasa that weekend "failure is not an option" on them and made us all wear them as if that was going to make us somehow work harder…all it did was cause grief, all the fatties etc arguing and feeling slighted about the sizes he'd bought them

    "I'M NOT FUCKING 3X!!!" etc etc…

    Lol I’m in sales and I have to work with a lot of industry partners, to achieve my sales goals. Anyway this one partner who pissed the whole city off cause she makes everyone look like shit cause she never does anything on time .. anyway, im trying to get my stuff from her and am explaining we have a deadline ... she puts her paws around my shoulders and says “you need to learn to lose well, before you can be a winner”

    I wanted to stomp on her toe and elbow her gut .. stupid idiot
  6. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Happy merry merry Candy 🍭

    Merry Merry jiggy Cawk 😍

    OT: why the heck do I keep getting a pop up on my phone when I switch pages on this site that says “this site is in Vietnamese, do you want a translator” WTF ☹️
  7. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by mmQ And skinny people.

    @Grimmy you forgot the absolute worst- the sweetheart grandma that looks just as young and spry as ever and always gets you a stupid fucking roll of quarters for Christmas even when you're in your mid 30s as if that's gonna fucking help you out.

    Gee thanks, Grandma.

    Omg this reminds me the f years ago, I hosted the family Christmas (fuck you lanny) C H r I s t m a s party at my home. About 45 people or so. It cost me about 600.00 bucks for food, booze, etc. but it was very nice, as it always was.

    My millionaire gramps I think forgot to give me my envelope (gift) so I did mention it ... the old man thought I was trying to squeeze him for another 25.00 bucks he never gave me hahaha. Too funny.
  8. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Grimace They usually come in three flavors, no matter where you go or where you see them:

    Exhibit A: Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman



    You can literally spot this variety from a mile away, what with their OFFENSIVELY LOUD and NASALLY voices that dominate the entire general area. They also have some sort of flamboyant and bizarre hair style and color, usually some shade of red or purple or an AMALGAMATION of both. They favor pungent, room permeating perfumes of the MUSK & MOTHBALL variety and cover up their VIRGINIA SLIM breath with a horrible candy like WERTHER'S ORIGINAL CARAMELS or generic Dollar Store peppermint. They're known for their flaring, irrational tempers especially when confronted with something they don't understand, and enjoy complaining about literally everything.

    Exhibit B: Senile Old White Woman



    Unlike Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, Senile Old White Woman is awkwardly quiet. She often avoids eye contact and speaks in mumbles or hushed tones. When speaking to this variety, she often replies with "Huh?" or "What?" to the point it becomes maddeningly frustrating. You will find this variety in sweat pants and sweaters, usually, even when it's 100F (37.7C) outside. This variety will also create delusions of what is really happening within her mind. For example, she might come to you to explain that she needs help with her computer because "the alien cows are hacking her satellite television and using it to gain access to her computer to disable her AOL e-mail". This variety is extremely paranoid, suspicious, and can often not be reasoned with.

    And finally…

    Exhibit C: Raging Bitch Old White Woman



    Avoid this one. She can be identified by a PERMANENT SCOWL that has been seared onto her face by decades of rage. She is the most hateful of the 3 primary varieties of old white women. She BEGINS conversations with DEMANDS in aggressive tones and manners and will not work with you on any level. It's "HER WAY or the HIGHWAY", so to speak. Similar to Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, she also loves to complain about literally EVERYTHING. She is incapable of achieving happiness or satisfaction. No amount of effort is good enough.

    And there you have it. The 3 primary varieties of old white woman. There are also some lesser sub-varieties than deserve honorable mentions and they include:

    Wealthy Upper Class & Entitled Old White Woman
    Fat & Disgusting Low Class Garbage Old White Woman
    Bull-Dyke Old White Woman
    And others

    Time to die, ladies. Your time here has been long enough and everyone knows it.

    Yay! I’m not an old white woman 😁😇😍👍
  9. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Off topic - OP are you a Sagittarius by chance? Just curious.
  10. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Technologist That was a picture he posted in here.

    I believe you are correct actually. I couldn’t sign on here for a time and had to request a password reset. 👍

    I just recall not being able to respond lol so figured it was DH ... forgot about those few weeks here.
  11. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth I don't know how to play this game.

    Answer the question above you, or in the case of dumb idiots on NIS, the last unanswered question above you ... and then post a question for the next poster

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb What is the last time you did something for the first time?

    It’s when or what was the last thing .. the last time was last week. The thing new, for the first time was a recipe




    How long have you been a forum poster and what site did you post your very first post
  12. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is too…or it might be a fat lady bending over to pull up her bloomers.


    Omg I remember your drawing of a chic on her back with her knees at her head ... I died laughing at how no one could understand it and thought her vagina was on backwards ... wait, maybe it started with a photo and I think it was you, who was making diagrams?

    That’s when I could only lurk on a broken profile for like 10 months, unable to be seen or heard 😂 on DH ... like I was dead, but not. Gosh that was a sad time.
  13. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    **** PSA ****

    Hey soy! Play the damn game .. can’t you chat and play at the same time? Wtf 😡

    *** you may resume regularly scheduled programming ****
  14. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Is that like a homeowner's association thing? Nacho?


    When you layed down for the night…what was the last thing you thought about before drifting off to sleep last night?

    How fucking mad I was at a portion of an assessment test I did for a potential job .. 80% of this section I felt like they were forcing me to lie. Stupidest test ever. You had to chose true or false, when 80% of the damn questions were neither or does not apply to me!!! Oh and what curtains would look best in my living room.



    Originally posted by Narc What's your kink or what kink would you like to try, but not had the balls to proposition to anybody yet?



    .


    I have done all the sexual curiosities my twat has ever twitterbatted about - so I know I am kink curious free and without the aid of hairy or hairless balls. My kink is sex in public places without getting caught or being seen by anyone. I’m also a bit of a voyeur...




    What was the last thing that someone did, that made you think how much better you would feel if you could just throte punch them without any personal repercussions?
  15. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Different

    Same?
  16. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    As long as the male has a partner, yes.

    Do you have similar or very different types of conversations with online “friends” offline that you have on the boards?
  17. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson they also like a Magpie's cock.

    What exactly does this mean?
  18. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can't think of one, I already pass most of them on as is…it's good to be king.

    Same question.

    Collecting and filing all my paper related business documents - I can’t stand paper docs and attend all of my internal meetings. I dislike those too.

    No trump will not.

    Who is Cro Mango?
  19. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by WellHung quit being correct? Should I be incorrect and stupid…like you?👍

    Lol
  20. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by WellHung fyi, op… technically it is still autumn, not winter.

    Oh ffs quit being a season nazi
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