Putting yourself on the interdweebs (aka photos/PI/life story/identifying material) isn't smart in this day and age (or any for that matter)...when in 20yrs you are running for US president your images and stories of gay butt secks isn't going to serve you well.
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i napped for a couple hours but I woke up to my roommate bitching in the kitchen on his phone and once I'm up I'm fucking up, and then he tells me to go back to sleep as I'm bitching at him in broken spanish about being respectful and not shouting in the fucking kitchen after I get off work, drink a beer, and go to sleep.
nigga was bitching because someone owes him money (For what?) and won't pay him, he won't tell me why he owes money and i expect it's prostitution/drug related, so now the guys gonna bring either me a bag of weed or him some tweak since money the possibilities.
my gaming controller has a sliding/dragging control on the right from me ramming it as hard as I can whenever I'm being shot at, so I bought the same controller, will complain that my new one is all fucked up and drags on the right stick, wipe it down with rubbing alcohol/make it look new, and I"mma send that bitch back so I got two controllers so my roommate and I can play like 1980s/1990s games like in the arcade that he likes.
One time I handed him the controller and put it on Arkinoid and left, figuring he would play it for a little and get tired of it, this motherfucker don't speak any english and figured out how to put in a code for unlimited lives, when I came back from work 9 hours later (I walk around for awhile before and after work, drinking and eating chips I stole from work as a form of relaxation) and I come back and this nigga was tweakin like a motherfucker on level 9001, the ball just shoots at you but unlimited tries is unlimited tries. He's 61 and was so proud and said he's never been so good at video games.
So I figure a second controller will be fun for us.
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ya but she's waiting for us to think she's gone before popping back up with:
Mic raped me and I was left abandoned to wait for an uber outside the hotel he got for us and I met him, then the uber driver he got wasn't rapey but was overly sexual, I went to the corner store and the man looked at me and demanded to know how I was doing, I can't take it here in London, it's all too aggressively sexual! But I did buy this old corsette someone's grandmother died in, look. WHy is my dad not around?
just wait for it, I promise it's coming.
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wow here's your opportunity to fuck a drunk teenager you just met and fuck her up with whatever you got coming out your penis. I'm sure she'll be very excited to wake up next to an old chubby convicted pedophile who got deporte
Nice job, broski. You're so very much succeeding, time to post about it on the forums since you're still working in getting your 3 1/2 floppy into being a hard 4 inch CD.
I hope she wakes up and her father kills you.
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I'm so happy i don't have a rodent face, disabling meth addiction and the belief that I am a heterosexual man because my boyfriend squeezes his moobs into a B cup brassier.
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