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2022-11-08 at 3:09 PM UTC in Twitter Is Under Siege
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Boo fucking Hoo…you read something you didn't like…1st world problems… in Africa little Sumbubu would give his right arm for just a mouthful of your western hair pie.
This forum is a monument to butt hurt posts because someone read something they didn’t like 😆😂😂
Also lol @ hair pie 😆
Musk’s plans for Twitter
-Eliminate inefficiencies such as middle management, corporate board, and user base
-Flag and remove tweets containing nuance or subtlety
-Fart button to press in case of harassment
-No character limits for screeds against certain races and religions
-Block all biological children automatically
-New fees charging Twitter employees to work there
-Relocate Black South African users to separate section of feed
-Offer subscription for daily print edition of timeline (for a nominal fee)
-Sell for enormous loss in six months -
2022-11-08 at 12:54 PM UTC in Twitter Is Under Siege
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Free speech and twitter? lol, someone doesn't understand twitter is a private organization…free speech isn't a thing…they can shut anyone they like up.
Case and Point
Hello everyone, I am noted billionaire spaceman-genius Elon Musk. I recently bought Twitter because I’m a free-speech absolutist, and now that I own Twitter I’m banning people who make fun of me because I’m an enigmatic man of mystery.
I also tweeted a picture of a Nazi soldier Monday morning. Hahahahahahaaaa! Isn’t that funny? I’m funny because I’m edgy and brilliant!
Not long after tweeting that Nazi soldier photo, I encouraged “independent-minded voters” to vote for Republicans in Tuesday’s midterm elections.
I am independent-minded, which is why I’m telling other independent-minded people to vote for the party that will tax me less, even though back in April I tweeted:
“For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally”
I am a disrupter! I am also quirky and good at business! Please emulate me and be independent-minded and do exactly as I say.
Shortly after closing on the Twitter deal, I tweeted that “comedy is now legal on Twitter,” and that was true, except for comedy that I, a free-speech absolutist and very funny human person, deem illegal.
I suspended Silverman (temporarily) and Griffin (still) for impersonating me, because I’m a big tough boy with thick skin who will not tolerate rule-breaking, unless it involves a political party populated with people who tacitly support the attack on the U.S. Capitol. (The insurrection on Jan. 6, 2021. was freedom of speech. Suggesting I eat doody for breakfast is not. If you were smart like me, you would understand that.)
Now please enjoy this glorious social media site while I lay off the entire team responsible for keeping Nazis off Twitter and brainstorm a very funny joke about farts.
remember – free speech costs $8 a month 😑 also corporations refusing to advertise on Twitter are destroying free speech 😑 All comedy is allowed, unless it's comedy at my expense. That is banned. 😑 Facts will no longer be tolerated on my social media site – only free speech, as defined by me. 😑 -
2022-11-08 at 2:07 AM UTC in Toad licking: just say no!
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2022-11-08 at 2:03 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT goingto[pickupmynewtiresIgotmounted,I gaveolboy abag oweedforhookinmeupthe other day and he saidNochargeformountingthe4tirestoday soi'mabouttofixhimupwith moreweedwhenipickemup Iwonder why mylaptopis notspacingnow
Originally posted by POLECAT I amtrying totypenormally but my space bar seems to not behittingon all 8 cyl
Originally posted by POLECAT njj jjk kk oo hhh lj;oju'oih kj jb j j j j hbk mni jnj hjb nh hjb b h bhbokso like why whenI type words does the space bar not work but if I post jibberish like this jn;ij non n;on ;ojn jbijn uyb yuvjh; nj kn space works fine
Originally posted by POLECAT man this weed is gooder than i thunk
Phew 😮💨
I was sure Wariat had somehow hacked your account. -
2022-11-07 at 5:45 PM UTC in Im thinking of impresaing the 15yo ukrainian girl like this
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2022-11-07 at 5:38 PM UTC in couldnt get his dick hard and told her he loved herFor someone who can’t get hard he’s pretty dense
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2022-11-07 at 5:37 PM UTC in what i should have done guys
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2022-11-07 at 5:33 PM UTC in what i should have done or may do
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2022-11-07 at 5:30 PM UTC in what i should have done guys
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2022-11-07 at 2:34 PM UTC in couldnt get his dick hard and told her he loved her
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2022-11-07 at 1:49 AM UTC in Guys the crazy thingJust remember not to ask Policja if they’ve seen a 13 year old girl when you’re trying to meet up with her this time.
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2022-11-06 at 2:03 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-11-06 at 1:54 PM UTC in she cucked me again fuys
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2022-11-06 at 1:45 PM UTC in Getting a Small Raise
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2022-11-03 at 4:38 PM UTC in ebin graffik design thread for my 𝒜𝑅𝒯 [some reposted material]
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2022-11-03 at 4:32 PM UTC in I think my friend is dead
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2022-11-03 at 4:30 PM UTC in I think my friend is dead
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2022-11-02 at 9:32 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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2022-11-02 at 9:29 PM UTC in The Midnight Club
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2022-11-02 at 9:17 PM UTC in I think my friend is dead
Originally posted by Kafka Mithras did the same things Jesus did before him, it’s all bogus.
This ⬆️ statement is completely bogus,
as usual you have zero idea what you’re talking about.
The idea of a relationship between Jesus and early Christianity and Mithras is based on a remark written by the 2nd century Christian writer, Justin Martyr, who accused the cultists of Mithras of imitating the Christian communion rite. This is the only historical or otherwise connection between Jesus and the Roman deity Mithras.
Based upon this, Ernest Renan in 1882 depicted two rival religions: "if the growth of Christianity had been prevented by some mortal malady, Ernest believed the world would have been Mithraic"
But obviously the two groups did not have similar aims, and there was never any chance of this occurring.
The Roman deity Mithras appears in the historical record in the late 1st century A.D., and disappears from it in the late 4th century A.D.
Unlike the major mythological figures of Graeco-Roman religion, such as Jupiter and Hercules, no ancient source preserves the mythology of the god.
All of our information is therefore derived from depictions on monuments, and the limited mentions of the cult in literary sources.
The ancient writer Justin Martyr referred to one of the ritual meals of the cult as being a parody of Christianity.
Cumont tried and failed to interpret some of the Mithraic ideas in Christian terms.
What is certain in historical records is the belief that Mithras is born from a rock.
He is depicted in his temples hunting down and slaying a bull in the tauroctony.
He then meets with the sun, who kneels to him.
The two then shake hands, and dine on bull parts.
Little is known about the beliefs associated with this.
The ancient histories of the cult by Euboulos and Pallas have perished.
The name of the god was certainly given as Mithras (with an 's') in Latin monuments, although Mithra may have been used in Greek.
