Posts by ~L J~

1. 2018-08-13 at 10:42 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by infinityshock you wont.
   
   ill take his ass…and you can use a giant strap-on to tickle his tonsils

   
   Perfect! :P
2. 2018-08-13 at 9:31 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Archer513 I was down there a few months ago and rode up the a1a. Not a curvy road in the whole state. You can barely catch a glimpse of the ocean,because of all the growth and private property. Disappointed.

   
   Yea, it certainly has changed a lot down here. Not as pretty as it once was.
3. 2018-08-13 at 9:30 PM UTC in @ anyone who's ever been pregnant
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   😂👍
4. 2018-08-13 at 9:29 PM UTC in @ anyone who's ever been pregnant
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Archer513 Pregnant chics can be hot
   
   Plus you can’t get them pregnant 👍🏻

   
   They can also be NOT hot. 😂🙋🏼 Towards the end, I looked like a bloated puffer fish. Not a pretty site. 😓
5. 2018-08-13 at 9:25 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Archer513 Where does someone who lives by a beach go to for vacation?
   
   Another beach? Lol

   
   Yes, pretty much lol. I’ll be at the beach in a few wks, but I do love vacationing to the mountains, since our biggest mountain here is the trash dump on the highway. 😓
6. 2018-08-13 at 9:22 PM UTC in @ anyone who's ever been pregnant
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by mmQ This cringehouse 'baby fever' thing isn't for all of you right? Or just goddamn OBSESSION with your pregnancy every single day? Constantly needing to talk about how you're sick or you're hungry and woahhh you're craving something CrAzY and oh the doc said this and oh the doc said that and OMG this lady at the store had just the CUTEST little babby Omg I love babies so much!!!
   
   How many of you did that? Lol

   
   Nope, not here. I hated being pregnant and couldn’t wait for it to be cover. Never had baby fever either. Although I don’t regret it, it wasn’t something that was planned or well thought out. It just happened. 🤷🏼‍♀️
7. 2018-08-13 at 9:19 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Archer513 Oh yea…
   
   Sorry Bill Krozby. 😎 she only thinks about me 😉
   
   I was on vacay/staycay. Went on a motorcycle trip through Virginia,nc,sc and Tennessee. Also did some much needed improvements about the house.

   
   😉😘
   
   Oh man, that sounds awesome! It’s always nice to get away once and a while.
8. 2018-08-13 at 9:15 PM UTC in 🎆🎇WHAT TURNS YOU ON NiS🎆🎇
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   
9. 2018-08-13 at 8:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Just got outta the shower, getting ready for a heck of a rain storm, and relaxing. Yay! 😊
10. 2018-08-13 at 8:56 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by cupocheer Really? You mean that while I was away for the day that 'she' saw all the little gaylords and came out of the closet?

    
    My closet is too small to stay in it. ;-)
11. 2018-08-13 at 8:50 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by infinityshock he knows I don't mind sharing his ass…as long as I get my cut of whatever he's getting paid.

    
    I would never wanna break up the bromance you and Bill Krozby got going on lol. :P
12. 2018-08-13 at 8:50 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Lol Mikey. :P
    
    I’m not, Matt. ;-)
    
    Nah, Archer. Where the heck you been? I was thinking about ya yesterday. :)
13. 2018-08-13 at 8:16 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    The Meg in 4D was pretty good. =)
14. 2018-08-13 at 8:14 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    😂 Matt, where do you come up with this stuff?
15. 2018-08-13 at 3:27 PM UTC in A Thread For Jiggaboo Johnson
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Jig 😘
16. 2018-08-13 at 3:26 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Movie tickets
17. 2018-08-13 at 3:25 PM UTC in Girlfriend is fucking pissed at me, saying I killed her dog
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
18. 2018-08-13 at 2:49 PM UTC in Cock Comparison Time: Bill Krozby v. Narc
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't think cup can bend so low to do that.

    
    😂 good point!
19. 2018-08-13 at 11:14 AM UTC in 🎆🎇WHAT TURNS YOU ON NiS🎆🎇
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by CandyRein Someone who keeps me laughing
    A sense of humor is one of my biggest turn-ons ..actually the biggest one ….

    
    This!
20. 2018-08-13 at 11:12 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by CandyRein I remember that first day back after summer vacation..
    You lay your fresh fit out on the bed and put the shoes on the bottom so you can see how the whole setup is gonna look .. and you just get all excited looking at it , like oooooh! Imma killem in the morning! Imma kill them niggas in the morning! 😱🤭

    
    
    😂😂 too funny!
    
    Well my daughter wears a uniform but I always get her nice kicks, back pack, accessories, etc. so she’s hyped up today. The rest of the wk she’ll be ready for summer to start again. 😂❤️