Posts by ~L J~

1. 2018-08-16 at 1:41 AM UTC in DH users are so obsessed with me they want to be me.
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Says the guy who searched for my picture online, made a thread about me, in the middle of the night, while I was sound asleep.......
   
   
   
   😂😂 ya douche canoe!
2. 2018-08-16 at 12:02 AM UTC in When was the last time you had sex?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by NARCassist it was just i banged this chick called jen on monday too so wondered if by any chance you were her.
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   Ahhh ok lol.
3. 2018-08-16 at 12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Watching “Something’s Killing Me”.
4. 2018-08-15 at 11:54 PM UTC in When was the last time you had sex?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by NARCassist are you jen bac?
   
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   No clue who that is, so nope lol.
5. 2018-08-15 at 11:52 PM UTC in Im heading to the Great Blue Hole off the coast of Belize...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho You, I figured Matt had one if he's going to Belize (I doubt he is). Anyway, there is a lot to see in the U.S. Vegas for instance.

   
   Oh, I have been there once, many years ago. Neat place!
6. 2018-08-15 at 11:35 PM UTC in Im heading to the Great Blue Hole off the coast of Belize...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Do you have a passport?

   
   
   Me or Matt? Lol
   
   Me....Nope :-(
7. 2018-08-15 at 11:29 PM UTC in Im heading to the Great Blue Hole off the coast of Belize...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   I wanna go somewhere cool and exotic. I gotta travel more. I don’t get out much. Lol
8. 2018-08-15 at 6:05 PM UTC in joerell absence appreciation thread
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Ah ok. Maybe he’s here as someone else. 🤷🏼‍♀️
9. 2018-08-15 at 5:47 PM UTC in joerell absence appreciation thread
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by WellHung L.J.'s Jake?

   
   You’re gonna confuse ppl. 😂
   
   What’s hilarious is, I don’t think either ones real name is Jake. 😂
   
   I was wondering where Joerell/Jake went. 🤷🏼‍♀️
10. 2018-08-15 at 5:24 PM UTC in When was the last time you had sex?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Archer513 6pm sharp est
    
    🤠

    
    You got it, Dude. 😇
11. 2018-08-15 at 5:07 PM UTC in When was the last time you had sex?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by mmQ It's short for maaam, a name I only use for TOP-TIER SMOKING HOT CALANDER BABES.

    
    😂😝 nice save.
12. 2018-08-15 at 4:41 PM UTC in When was the last time you had sex?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Archer513 Been tryin to get lj to masterbate with me,but she’s too busy havin intercourse 😢

    
    Date and time, Arch?
    
    😁😝😈
13. 2018-08-15 at 4:34 PM UTC in Guys and dolls
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I remember an HBO doc from the early 00s where a gay guy was in love with his iMac

    
    So strange, right?!
14. 2018-08-15 at 4:23 PM UTC in When was the last time you had sex?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Day before yesterday.
15. 2018-08-15 at 4:22 PM UTC in Guys and dolls
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    I’ve seen documentaries where ppl actually fall in love with objects (like a couch), or something of that nature. It was very bizarre.
16. 2018-08-15 at 4:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Lunchtime :)
17. 2018-08-15 at 4:05 PM UTC in I'm stronger than normies.
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Is mommie still breast feeding you as well?

    
    My guess, would be a YES!
18. 2018-08-15 at 2:20 PM UTC in Hide DH threads. Ignore DH posts. Do not reply to DH posters.
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    
19. 2018-08-15 at 1:56 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t My daughter says she is going to her "dick appointment" when she leaves to hang out with her guy "friend". It's a little awkward having an adult child who shares everything with you.

    
    Lol that’s too funny, T! I’m gonna use that one. “I just had my dick appointment.” 😝
20. 2018-08-15 at 10:58 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Getting ready for work. It was so nice to have 4 days off. :)