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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's very vulgar stuff I used to think that way but I just changed like 20 minutes ago I'm now into respect of women's bodies and just want to do nothing to them but sensual nice barely touches and cheek kisses. Even if they ask me to bite them or fuck them or abuse them or whatever they might want, I dont do that myself. And I'll tell them that. "ohhhh mq please fuck me" NO. I don't do that anymore. I will peck you on the forehead with my lips, just barely like a butterfly and then I'll fly off like that same butterfly

    thats my new move it's called the butterfly
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  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fukin jill sneekin off in here in the middle of tha night
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  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla Try to imagine a day in my actual life off THE NIS screen I bet u cant

    You wake up next to your dad and kiss him on the nose. Take a piss/shit. Eyebrow shaving time. You eat six grape with your birds. Get dressed for your workday on the fields. Cotton, cotton you pick cotton. You play some etch a sketch at which you're really good in your 15 minute break. Work is done. You drive home while listening to some edgy teen music (I have no idea about that stuff. Could be wrong). Logic pussies and approximately 4 showers. Prayer to Raj. Good night papa.
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  4. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Well niggas its that time again

    Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.



    It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.

    _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_

    Present Day:

    I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.



    You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.

    After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.

    As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.

    I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me

    I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.

    (1 thank = 1 prayer)

    Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.



    I am at the location of the blue dot.



    I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.

    Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.

    I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.

    I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 🐿 I ain't trading in a Lexus for a Pontiac big boy.

    What about an '84 Toyota Tercel sr5 hatchback manual tranny 4wd with checkered interior? Eh? EH??
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  6. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Matchew, you have no clue how she compliments whatever I tell her to..

    Now get back to soaking up that manwhich sauce.
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  7. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Not like real life edgy, just internet explorer cool.
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  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Do you enjoy this bullshit banter?
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  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie You people would have been torn to shreds on Totse, or even Zoklet. "ur older and fatter!" That's a bottom tier "joke" if i ever heard one

    She also called the kid a retard, though. Fucking ace.
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  10. HTS highlight reel
    Y'all are shitty people.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by EllariaSand case in point below





    Please direct all further comments here



    Thanks in advance 👍

    I think his point is that you claiming to know with 100% certainty what happens to us after we die is no different than a Christian or someone saying the same thing, which you've brought up as foolish. The Christian believes they know, too. Why are they wrong and you right?
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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Since I’m certain we don’t “end” after death….I strongly believe we didn’t “begin” at birth….or this birth

    I would stake my life on it since after the experience I had I am 100% certain we continue to exist as “ourselves” after we pass from this life

    As for not remembering what was before we were born….maybe we do, but given we’re babies and can’t talk….by the time we can talk we don’t have the vocabulary to properly express our pre birth memories….or they’re dismissed as a child’s imagination?

    Or perhaps when we pass this exsistance is forgotten

    I don’t know how exactly it works but I know it’s true

    people who believe in existence after death are just scared to die. they won't allow themselves to accept the fact that one day they won't exist in any form.



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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tell that old cunt how tha fuk it is Jill.. lol

    I'm a dikted to jill
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have a hard time believing that we aren't all addicted to something.

    What do you think?
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Uh oh! Paradox!!
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    she just looks like an ordinary kid; I can't see anything really wrong with her teeth but it's hard to guage her living situation from just a few photos.


    posting her photo on this site of all places is bad father material though
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  17. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I predicted over 100 years ago that there would be violence. I tried to tell people they would have to work...a job....to make money...to buy THINGS. YES THINGS! Or is that what I wanted you to think? Globalism. In a pirate ship... Full of fuckin jedis on acid. And don't get me started on the Desert media machine.. Oh fuck no. Homos drinkin soy milk.. Couldn't tie Rambo's boots with 10 nazis and a flag pole.
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  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Wow, I never would've guessed Enter would be the type to blather on about a diet immediately changing his mental state.

    GUHH I'M GLUTEN FREE NOW AND I'VE NEVER FELT MORE CLEAR-HEADED
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  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by benny vader 1 - but what have you done about it ???

    Nothing, which is about as much as anyone else has done about it or is able to do about it. I guess I block youtube ads so there's that.

    Also alex jones is free to register a NiS account and post his lunacy here if he wants, that way I can call him a sensationalist cunt who preys on impressionable conspiracy theorists and doomsdayers directly.

    So I guess I'm doing more about it than the rest of you little bitches. Suck on that YELLOW GHOST

    2 - your just jelly alex have an betaier voice than you.

    Honestly if I try my hardest to ignore the shit he actually says the timbre of his voice is pretty good/distinctive when he's not screaming about gay frogs or whatever. But it's kinda like a pretty face on a obese girl, one good quality does not redeem the rest.
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  20. S6x African Astronaut
    Well come at me Girlfriend.

    My life is a fucking shithole banter fest
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