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1. 2018-06-29 at 3:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Jon and Kate plus 8

   
   Hahaha exactly.
2. 2018-06-29 at 3:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist ya get me tho?
   
   
   
   
   
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   She got that early 2000s mom hair cut.
3. 2018-06-29 at 3:38 PM UTC in Kids are growing up with porn everywhere
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Why are kids on the internet?
   
   I learned about porn when I was around 4 when I found my dad's playboy magazines. That's the day I also learned about hairy coochies too.
4. 2018-06-29 at 3:27 PM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Red_Woman I think that was meant for crumpet and he missquoted you. lol

   
   Lol i know 😘
5. 2018-06-29 at 3:23 PM UTC in OMFG just found out my dad is one of the DH expats and now hes embarassing the hell out of me
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Your mustache looks sad.
6. 2018-06-29 at 3:19 PM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 You're over 50 now, ffs.
   
   How about something recent, Baldie?

   
   I will fuck your old ass up if you call me that again.
7. 2018-06-29 at 3:15 PM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Full head of hair here, now what DAD??? (note still rockin the black)
   
   

   
   Wallpaper👍
8. 2018-06-29 at 3:14 PM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist actually she's a crack whore, she was the brass who's house i got arrested at when i was on the run lol. i think she's about mid thirties now, so she looked like you when she was about twenty hah. i guess you're fairing a lot better than she is, lol.
   
   
   
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   Yeah I think I'm doing a little better then the crack whore.
9. 2018-06-29 at 2:18 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by X💖X💖X Just heard on the news CD’s are going extinct like the 8-track and cassette. So crazy. Let’s see what’s next. :)

   
   Cds are overrated anyway.
   I prefer records.
10. 2018-06-29 at 2:17 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Hey candy 🌹
11. 2018-06-29 at 2:09 PM UTC in More Than 2,300 Suspected Online Child Sex Offenders Arrested During Operation “Broken Heart”
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor It is so good to hear it.
    
    Should I expect Lester Holt to be covering the story this evening?

    
    Lmao
12. 2018-06-29 at 1:40 PM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist its funny paige, coz the moment i saw this pic i noticed that you are the exact double of a friend of mine only about 15 or 20 years ago. which means i can now reveal to you how you are going to look in 15 or 20 years from now. have a see for yourself if you like.
    
    

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    So hot 😍 so your friend is almost 45? 50? Cause I'm pushing 30. She looks good for an old woman.
13. 2018-06-29 at 3:03 AM UTC in We have to start eating meat
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist looks delicious^
    
    the meat looks pretty nice too.
    
    
    
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    What's rest stop look like? Hunk of meat?
14. 2018-06-29 at 2:33 AM UTC in We have to start eating meat
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I'm thinking of doing the opposite, Mr. Professor.
15. 2018-06-29 at 2:19 AM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Applebottm about as wonkey eyed as i can get.
    
    
    
    
    
    LJ is no watermelon- she's fricken gorgeous! @ manfire
    
    @ Archer
    
    oh,,,,, and enhancement'D
    
    @ Paige

    
    Are those your real eyelashes or extensions? I'm jealous.
16. 2018-06-29 at 2:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Can still get about 8 hrs sleep before work but I dosed at 3am and could still do some minor exploring now if I wanted which I dkn't but I think I can sleep by now. A completely dark room and music are so important, it would be awful any other way. I think that's why all my hgih dose bundy trips failed, too much light not good enough beats

    
    Is bundy seriously cough syrup?
17. 2018-06-29 at 2:06 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Then go to sleep?
18. 2018-06-29 at 2:01 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Relaxed. Enjoying alone time but at the same time missing a midget. Ready to see some old friends tomorrow, so currently relaxed and excited.
19. 2018-06-29 at 1:58 AM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Derp double post.
20. 2018-06-29 at 1:58 AM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lj and Apple are both beautiful.