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  1. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Someone is taking the loss of attention really rough.
  2. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Does smell like farts in here.
  3. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Her skin...๐Ÿคง
  4. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls

    I dig the killer whale.
  5. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Facts.
  6. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Somehow matt continues to get responses outta people from his threads.
  7. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Gottdamn 12 years ago? I aint that old yet.


    But yeah, ill use one vote for April too.
  8. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala If he doesn't (which I'm almost certain he does) I would. Cause SHE CUTE.

    MOMMY
  9. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- No one has ever eaten my ass nor will they. Thatโ€™s some gay shit scron.

    Well have you even tried it though?
  10. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Krow Eagles can't be eaten because of their talons or some shit.. or the way they're formed. I think it's a bible law, like how pigs have the same law.

    Plus it's so mother fucking majestic. What fat ol faggoted forefather wanted the Turkey to be our Nations Symbol. And why in the fuck are there so got damn many turkeys everywhere? who brought them out to the west and left them to breed like rats.

    I swear I'm gonna punch someone in the fucking face who dead stops for one of these fucking things. All the homeless people could eat their damn roadkill for all I care. You dead stop in front of me for a stupid turkey and I'm suing your asshole

    Same
  11. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    My favourite part is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. "Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: 'Bitch be cool.'" I love those lines.
  12. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'm a certificated centipede. Just don't know how to wrap ur hands on it.

    Human centipede?
  13. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Best post ever.
  14. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Well call me a faggot.
  15. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Before dealing with the police I would constantly see people (mostly trashy types like the users of this forum) hating on the police force and being on the other side of the fence I always just thought they were angsty and shouting out against them for the sake of it because it was the in thing to do.
    Well, no, cops are fucking assholes.
    After living in a car and having to deal with them constantly, then having been almost arrested by a bunch of them after committing my first ever "crime" in the fleshnet (it was revenge) I can say with all honesty that yes, cops are pieces of shit.
    You will run into the decent one every now and then, those are few and far inbetween because the majority of them are powertripping assholes and they all deserve a bullet to the face.
    I get excited now when I hear about cops being killed, I hope there is more to come.
    I mean, I seriously hope for an all out civil war between millions of people with complete and total chaos because why not?

    They are pieces of shit cause you committed a crime and got caught? Fucking clown.
  16. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    TOUCHE'
  17. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Sex shouldn't be so complicated ya'll.
  18. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Methuselah Is dis you


    Fuckin Mcribs ain't triggering her ass.


    Shruken head syndrome.
  19. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Her nipples are almost the same size as her boobs.
  20. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Unbuttoning your pants in olive garden after eating the five cheese ziti.
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