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  1. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    KILL BILL
  2. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks My faux incest video of me "making out with my cousin" hit about 26,000 views (on YouTube) over the course of about a decade.

    I think it's my only video with any comments, too.

    That is the height of my own fame on YouTube at the moment.


    Should have smacked her after
  3. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Stu Pickles ๐Ÿ–ค
  4. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    5732216213
  5. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Well....maybe you need a fatty to make ya a nice fatty ass casserole for awhile.
  6. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah I heard gang rape helps

    Health magazine post an article on that or what?
  7. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano For some reason fat girls unanimously have a fetish for me. I't fucking gross, get the hell away from me.

    Is this what it's like to be a not fat girl in the reverse?

    They say fatties chase their own kind...

    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to experience legit sleep paralysis. To any nay-sayers who have never experienced it, you are incredibly lucky individuals.

    It was so terrifying at times that I would try to stay awake for days just to avoid the horrible experience that felt inevitable.

    I haven't had any (or at least not frequently or anywhere near as intensely) in nearly a decade.

    Some of the factors that have changed in my life (and I am trying to provide as comprehensive a list as possible, since determining causation with so many variables changing over such a lengthy period of time is incredibly complex/difficult, if not outright impossible)…

    1. I used to use opiates with regularity.
    2. My diet has changed dramatically since then.
    2A. For one thing, I eat way fewer calories on day-to-day basis.
    2B. I only drink liquids that are calorie-free (EXCEPT for alcoholic beverages, of course). This includes black coffee, water, diet energy drinks sometimes, etc.
    2C. I lived near a very convenient pizza place, and was a student at the time with a busy schedule, so I would frequently eat pizza during this time period. I can't remember where exactly I picked up the potential connection, but somehow the hypothesis that excess cheese consumption immediately prior to going to sleep can impact dreams and other nocturnal experiences.
    3. I have lost a lot of weight since then (I can only kinda estimate that I was about 250-280 lbs at the time).
    4. I had a fair bit of stress in my life (being in school with a ridiculously heavy course load - I actually completed my B.A. in barely over 2 years because I was taking a DOUBLE FULL-TIME (30 credits / 10 courses) course load by taking additional classes at other accredited post-secondary institutions (and ultimately transferring them over). There was also a lot of financial stress as well.
    5. I was (and still am, of course) white and roughly 6'1-6'3, between 23 and 30, and lived in a rather suburban area at the time.
    6. My physical activity was pretty low. I had a part time job at a grocery store that involved standing, walking, and stocking shelves and so on all day. I also had no vehicle, so I walked a fair bit. However, I did not perform much ritualized exercise strictly for it's own sake.
    7. I have always had pre-existing psychiatric issues (primarily OCD, but with some garden variety generalized and social anxiety thrown in, along with some bouts of depression from time to time).
    8. My sleep schedule was incredibly disorganized and followed essentially no pattern.

    Which of these factors played a major role, and which played no role at all, are difficult to determine, but hopefully it can give anyone experiencing this deceptively severe syndrome some ideas to test out.

    Great post. Not sure if any of those things listed are any triggers i might have myself. But awesome of you to put all that out there for others. I believe mine was due to stress and not giving myself enough vitamins and nutrients if anything.

    It's happening less often then when I made this thread about a year ago. It use to be almost everynight. I only experience them 1 to 2 times a week now. Which I'm completely fine with that, its relief.
  8. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who Kind of like the way you created your username?

    Kind of...in a way that is complete opposite of kind of.
  9. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Youngmellow

    Dude in wheel chair always asking for titty pics

    Drunk cheri



    P.s. the way you spelt megan really irritates me, instant agression.
  10. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
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  11. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Too freaking thin.
  12. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano What's new squirrel?

    DP, I dont believe we've ever conversed before so everything up would be new.
  13. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    SURPRISE
  14. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks $100 worth of meth. It was kind of a parting/separation special event for my recent temporary squatter. I figured we might as well have a good time before he moves out for good.

    We both did some throughout the night, and I had my usual dozen or so drinks.

    Then he introduced me back to Facebook (and what can I say, I'm loving it… I see so much potential for lucrative career/business networking, as well as finding sex hookups and dates, and even just reconnecting with old friends for nostalgia purposes).

    I also showed him some videos I have from a few years before I met him where my friends and I get into some documented adventures and misadventures - there are lots of drugs being done, silly crimes being committed, pranks being pulled, and women stripping on cam and stuff like that.

    Overall, it's been a bittersweet final session with the guy, but we bonded quite a bit and will certainly remain friends.

    Worst nastiest scum filth drug in the entire world.
  15. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    I never was me
  16. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    OHMAHGOD
  17. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I wonโ€™t be leaving the forum because a handsome stranger convinced me not to. I was really drunk and pissy the other night because a lot of shit was going wrong.

    He is not handsome.
  18. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe

  19. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    How do ya tstm?
  20. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung lolol… how many bastards r u sportin', ya filthy hoor?๐Ÿ‘โค

    I've flushed every single one of em down the toliet ya big old pile of shit.
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