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1. 2019-04-16 at 10:15 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   🐿 African Astronaut
   I'm moving it darlin.
2. 2019-04-16 at 9:18 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Not alive.
3. 2019-04-16 at 6:16 AM UTC in So THIS is what I'm dealing with regarding my temporary schizophrenic house guest...
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks I know I seem like a total tool right now hosting a gentleman with such… unique sadistic and sexual fantasies… at my home.
   
   But you all need to understand that he was the nicest and most sympathetic young man you'll ever meet.
   
   He went from Mr. Rogers a few weeks ago to Mr. Jack the Ripper last night.
   
   Tonight is officially the last night, but I am willing to take A CERTAIN DEGREE OF risk here.
   
   He hasn't killed me yet.
   
   Nearly three weeks he's been here.
   
   And you need to hear the guy IRL to really see why he seems so harmless.
   
   He apologizes at least a couple times an hour.
   
   He pays back debts when he owes them.
   
   He offers to help clean or grab you refreshments when he's out.
   
   He shares his drugs with you with no expectation of later compensation.
   
   He ticks just about every checkbox of a truly stands up guy.
   
   He just happens to also tick just about every checkbox of a psychotic, chainsaw wielding, maniacal, serial killer.

   
   ....hes sucking your dick is what's really going on here.
4. 2019-04-16 at 6:01 AM UTC in Eva Lovia is the sexiest porn star
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator

   
   Her fake tits look odd in that...but dat ass *boner*
5. 2019-04-16 at 5:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Rolling in benjamins. Well, I ain't gonna be doing no meth. However, I'm literally prying my eyeballs open been up since 4am. I'm trying to keep occupied. I feel like I'm outside my boooddddy.
6. 2019-04-16 at 5:23 AM UTC in So THIS is what I'm dealing with regarding my temporary schizophrenic house guest...
   🐿 African Astronaut
   If you get butt raped and murdered at the same time, its gonna be your own damn fault man.
7. 2019-04-16 at 5:15 AM UTC in So THIS is what I'm dealing with regarding my temporary schizophrenic house guest...
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Schplew Temporary /permanence is a matter of perspective… whatever you do, please don't ever turn your back on time.

   
   Lol shut the hell up
8. 2019-04-16 at 4:57 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Say what?
9. 2019-04-16 at 4:44 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Caffeinated. 6 more hours...
10. 2019-04-16 at 4:20 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mikeyagain Who were you on DH??.. The shirt was blue.. Where's your pic??

    
    Matt looks like Gary Busey + 275lbs
11. 2019-04-16 at 4:15 AM UTC in So THIS is what I'm dealing with regarding my temporary schizophrenic house guest...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I just dont get why you allow this kinda company in your home.
12. 2019-04-16 at 3:58 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. She du
    
    
    
    I think ur leggo. But ur kinda bitch Boy? YaaaàsZz bitch?

    
    Yazzzzzzz
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mikeyagain Probably waiting on their pimp to bail em out.. You gonna keep being mad, when I didn't even call you one??
    
    😊

    
    I aint mad mikey. I love skanks.
13. 2019-04-16 at 3:43 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mikeyagain OUCH…

    
    Where the skanks at tonight mikeyyyy boy??
14. 2019-04-16 at 3:42 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm How do u feel?

    
    Feeling a little peachy a little tired and a little grumpy. What bout you?
15. 2019-04-16 at 3:28 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who

    
    Are those nerds ?
16. 2019-04-15 at 7:11 PM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Schplew Painting. Welding metal sounds like a nightmare.

    
    Matt's body cannot handle a lot of physical movement on a day to day basis.
17. 2019-04-15 at 5:09 PM UTC in Next week I will...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Schplew I've already done that before long before you came around… although it was electronically, I must add… Paige is chock full of secrets… and you thought she told you everything.

    
    Matt, you would post anything you could about me if ya had anything or inbox it to someone sad titty fat boy.
18. 2019-04-15 at 1:48 PM UTC in Next week I will...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Fuckin lol
19. 2019-04-15 at 1:29 PM UTC in Next week I will...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Who the fuck lives in Springfield you cyberfag?
20. 2019-04-15 at 1:20 PM UTC in Next week I will...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    ^confirmed boner licker