Next week I will...

1. 2019-04-15 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Good shit Mash

   
   You selling propane or sitting at home posting? You're here an awful lot for such a 'busy' man...
2. 2019-04-15 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   ITT: failures and procrastinators
3. 2019-04-15 at 12:18 PM UTC

   #23
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Schplew You selling propane or sitting at home posting? You're here an awful lot for such a 'busy' man…

   
   I don't sell propane, faggot.
4. 2019-04-15 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I don't sell propane, faggot.

   
   You just incessantly lie because you're too embarrassed to be honest. Gotcha. 👍
5. 2019-04-15 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Interview for Wednesday.
   
   
   IN YOUR FACE LOSERS!!!!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks, 
   • itybit
6. 2019-04-15 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Octavian Interview for Wednesday.
   
   
   IN YOUR FACE LOSERS!!!!

   
   You're going to wow them... we got full confidence in you.👍
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
7. 2019-04-15 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #27
   🐿 African Astronaut
   ^confirmed boner licker
8. 2019-04-15 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by 🐿 ^confirmed boner licker

   
   Hey it's Springfield's most prominent business owner... who always seems to be posting on NIS rather than running a business! How did you sleep, princess? Or did the meth allow u to?
9. 2019-04-15 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by 🐿 ^confirmed boner licker

   
   Every business owner I've ever known never seemed to have enough time in the day to get stuff done... Gram and Gramps put it on autopilot for ya, huh?👍
10. 2019-04-15 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #30
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Who the fuck lives in Springfield you cyberfag?
11. 2019-04-15 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by 🐿 Who the fuck lives in Springfield you cyberfag?

    
    Lol... severe paranoia due to sleep deprivation setting in! Must not let people know anything about me! IVE GOT TOO MUCH TO LOSE!
12. 2019-04-15 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Schplew Houston
    Next week I'm going to collect some more unemployment and food stamps while I go sunbathing and play Frisbee golf during the day.
13. 2019-04-15 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #33
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Fuckin lol
14. 2019-04-15 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Schplew Next week I'm going to collect CP and go sunbathing whilst watching children play Frisbee during the day.

    
    👍
15. 2019-04-15 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Octavian 👍

    
    Which do you fear more? Salties or sharks?
16. 2019-04-15 at 2 PM UTC

    #36
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Schplew You just incessantly lie because you're too embarrassed to be honest. Gotcha. 👍

    
    How many cans of spaghetti o's you eat a week?
17. 2019-04-15 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 How many cans of spaghetti o's you eat a week?

    
    As many as paige can feed me when you're not around... she keeps my stomach full n my balls empty...like a good woman should.
18. 2019-04-15 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Schplew As many as paige can feed me when you're not around… she keeps my stomach full n my balls empty…like a good woman should.

    
    This is why you live in roadside motels and have nothing to live for
19. 2019-04-15 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #39
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Schplew As many as paige can feed me when you're not around… she keeps my stomach full n my balls empty…like a good woman should.

    
    Son, you'd bust a nut in your boxers watching her walk around the house in shorts waiting on your spaghetti o's to warm up
20. 2019-04-15 at 2:58 PM UTC

    #40
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by 🐿 Who the fuck lives in Springfield you cyberfag?

    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_characters