mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
word up hydro: I pray the best for you. A very kind person you are, ain't not one man nor woman are meant to live in hell.
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I think it will be a greenhouse effect .. an out of control greenhouse (like Venus) but before going to broiler mode.. it will suddenly change and freeze. we will have another 10,000 year winter.
last man standing will be the guy hiding in a cave with grow lights and plenty of potatoes and other fresh produce growing with tons of can beans.
toilet paper will be a sought out commodity.
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Originally posted by Loing
That sorts shit scares me. I just stick to weed and psychedelics for the most part, lil bit of Crouton.
you sound like a pussy. you dont even know the shit ive stuck into my veins. im probably the healthiest person alive too. drink some datura tea and pray to kali.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Medieval apostates such as Johann Pfefferkorn, Julius Conrad Otto, Johann Adrian, and Samuel Friedrich Brenz wrote that the common belief among jedis at the time was that on Christmas Eve, Jesus would wander all the toilets of the world as a punishment for spreading false teachings. They wrote that jedis feared that if Jesus heard them reading the Torah, he would get a respite from his suffering, so they refrained from it. The apostates also wrote about jedis eating a lot of garlic on Christmas Eve to ward off the demon Jesus, as well as jedi children being hesitant to use the latrine on Christmas Eve from the fear of Jesus reaching out and pulling them in.[4]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nittel_Nachtlol fucking jedis
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
She was Lithuanian chick, very pretty, like 10/10 at least. Really hope I get to see this one again.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
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I just spent the whole of last night with the most amazing chick ever.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
lol Yeah, and you got room to talk, you and §m£ÂgØL have been trying create sides, and cause discord every time I post anything just because you're angry little faggots. At least that britfag has a dick that can actually do what dicks are intended to do. You don't have to worry about being aroused by the opposite sex, you don't have a dick that could do anything anyway. Like seriously, when I said "micro-cock", that's not an insult, that's the truth. lmfao, now I think back, your last post mentioned me turning you so against woman that you'd be gay if it wasn't for you not finding men attractive (holy shit lol) like, dude, even if you did find men attractive, I can promise you that with you being so socially, and emotionally retarded, along with your wee tiny dick, you'd still be a lonely faggot, 'cause that shit wouldn't get past their ass cheeks, much less their ass, all you'd ever be is someone's bottom bitch, and that's what you probably were when you were locked up. You act like a tough little fag, with your italian bullshit, and you probably shave your head because you have black curly nigger hair anyway. lmfao, and you think you have any nerve to call him a britfag?lol yeah, that's fucking rich.
QFT
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2018-12-28 at 2:27 AM UTC
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Pissing on acid.
Originally posted by Item 9
One time I was on acid and I was like ffuu , so I put the rest I had left except for 1 in the toilet, and then I pissed on acid, while I pissed on acid.
Pretty sure wasting acid is a cardinal sin brah.
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2018-12-28 at 1:32 AM UTC
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Jesus fucking christ
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
Doubt Jesus will get them coins back
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Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I've trained many horses in my life, been riding for most of it.
Horses look to the rider as a partner they can trust… that or you can break their spirit too, at least some can be broken… but you ALWAYS get more from the horse who trusts you and WANTS to do what you ask because he trusts he won't be harmed, and it's safe to do, and that he want's to make his buddy on his back happy too. Some horses genuinely like the attention, and will get it either by doing good or bad things, just like kids. If you give them the attention when they do positive, you're all good, but if you let that sort of animal get attention in the bad way… you're in for a hell of a pain in the ass.
I loved having that level of trust, and connection that you literally cannot get from doing anything else. Some say you "have to be the boss", but that's not true. You're equals, and you being a tiny, puny human, who can literally be killed in so many fucked ways while dealing with 900lb-2,2000lb animals (I had a clydesdale stallion that did weigh in at 2,200lbs., but large ponies weigh in at 900lbs, but your average quarter horse weighs 1,200lbs.) you HAVE to put some trust into your steed, and if you can't, you have no place on their back. They trust you to make the choice, because you shouldn't give them any reason not to believe you're making the right choice, which will keep them safe (and sometimes will be fun- horses like a lot of the cool shit you can train them to do as much as we enjoy doing it on their back or while driving them), so don't ever give them a reason NOT to trust you. You should NEVER train a horse with any method that inflicts pain, and FYI whips (lounge whips, and riding crops) should NEVER touch a horse any harder than a light tap with a riding crop, which should be used to give cues, and signals to the horse, or a lounge whip which is used as a training aid, both to get them to do directional walk/trot/canter in a circle around you, and as a tool for the "Friendly game" where you let it touch them all over to show them it won't hurt them. No tool should EVER be used to cause pain, as it will backfire on you every time.
I trusted my clydesdale with my life. I miss him so much to this very day.
This
I use to excersize a couple of percherons that were only rode or used for elk hunting .. packing back the kill, in winter.
Big Red took me all summer to earn her trust. I loved that huge girl. I use to take her to the fairgrounds and play around taking her around the Barrells. I rode her bareback always. I weighed maybe 100 lbs, 5 feet tall lol.
One day she got a burr in her butt ... put her head and neck straight out, and all I could do was hold on and pray she didnt get caught in any barbed wire or break a leg in a large hole. It was the scariest ride 2 miles of my life. Also one of the best too. Sadly I fucked up her mouth in an effort to interupt her fun. Best times of my life were with horses. Wish I could have shared the magic of firendships with horses with my kids.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
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I dunno, just like I dunno why bitches let me ride them but sure glad they do.
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2018-12-27 at 2:35 AM UTC
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I want a lol waifu
Originally posted by Phantasmagoria
Lanny I have been into otaku culture longer than you have been alive.
Shut the fuck up.
That's not something to be proud of you creepy ass pedophile.
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Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
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I support ISIS and incels that mass shoot schools and kill women and children.
Burn the USA and run the nigger CIA shills in the streets with a rented red Ryder truck like the Oklahoma how to make a bomb In the kitchen of your mom. I want to tie up Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton in my basement and force them to have sex, record it, murder them both and put it on the internet.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
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Originally posted by Ghost
Wow §m£ÂgØL wears a dress why am I not surprised 👗
I know right? Only a total cum swapping faggot like §m£ÂgØL would wear a fucking girls dress, wouldn't they scron?
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Merry Christmas Everyone! I appreciate most all of you.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
Don't you recall the pics I posted a loooooooooooong ass time ago when §m£ÂgØL was living with me and my now ex? I posted the pics of him in my light peach pink strapless dress he WANTED, even requested that exact dress, out of all the dresses I owned, which happened to be the most feminine dress of all, to wear. Granted, he was coming down from an intense trip, in which I had to chase him all over God's creation when I was 7 months pregnant, get kicked multiple times in the stomach, and then literally drag him under a fence to get him on my side, where he'd been running butt ass naked through the pine forest, and God only knows where else, where I pretty much made him sit with me hoping my now ex would come home and help me get him back to the house, which 2 hours later, he still wasn't there (I'd actually posted on the forum for the few people who had my cellphone # to call him and tell him to get the fuck home quick since we had a problem since I didn't have a phone there, or know §m£ÂgØL's thingie to be able to call from his, just prior to all this, when his decided to kick me, and refused to come back to the house- then he ran off when I went to call/post for help).
He kept crying for my now ex to come home and be with him, and he wasn't happy until he got there. I fucking literally had to pin his ass down to keep him from running off, while he yelled for like an hour he was dead, while trying to stick his fingers in my mouth/eyes and shit, which hurt, and I finally just bit the fuck out of him to get him to stop… which only kinda worked…. Eventually, I took off my pants since I was wearing a pair of shorts underneath since we had originally planned to have my ex drop us off at the spring to go swimming (He got lost in our bathroom which was literally 6'x4' behind the door. He should thank his lucky stars we didn't go there and be in public… he would have wound up dead, or in jail, most likely being out in public with rednecks, at a spring, with a river with high banks, and sharp rocks, and shallow water underneath at some spots). I gave him my pants, but they were really too big, and he kept dropping them when we went to walk, so I had to keep reminding him to hold them up… this took forever for us to make it back to the house… finally we did, and 15 mins later my ex finally arrived home all worried and shit since everyone with my # called/texted him at some point, just a little too late, or he just didn't get the texts/VM late for shitty service. SO I gotta hand it to ma niggas on here… and some who are MIA still (The Duke… Hope you're having a fun x–mas on your snowmobile, drinking' some beers, as opposed to being in jail or on probation or something bad…)Y'all came through when I really needed ya… it wasn't your fault my ex was an idiot and probably left the phone in the truck, and took his good ol' time knowing I was 7months pregnant, tripsitting a faggot spic who's prone to anxiety, and just displayed such right before you left…
… but yeah, after my ex got home, §m£ÂgØL cheered up, and then decided he wanted to wear a dress and cuddle with a puppy. I even found a matching shade of bright pink lipstick, and he was happy to let me put it on him. He totally loved dressing in drag, at least while he was in that 'come down' state after using an LSD analog.
I saw this shit coming a mile away. §m£ÂgØL was a born faggot, and even though his father says he can look a man in the eye (while being pounded in the ass) and tell if someone is a faggot or not, he either knows for sure his son is a fag, and is just trying to be polite, and save face for 'the family', so they don't lose respect from others over it, or… he's just a terrible judge of faggots.
OMGTHISISTOOFUNNYIMINSTITCHESRIGHTNOW
I really wish I'd seen those pix, does anyone have them?
§m£ÂgØL seriously is way more of a soppy faggot than I'd even imagined.
How do these people not realize how much of an embarrassment they are to themselves.
And to think §m£ÂgØL has give HTS shit about being a tranny and yet he's one himself. Omg this is just too funny. Thanks hydro for giving me the gift of uncontrollable laughter this chr
Istmas morning.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
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Hope y'all fucking die like today you cunts.
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Just got handed a shot of fireball for opening a door for a MAN. Tis the season. MEN MEN MEN
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