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2019-05-13 at 9:35 PM UTC in R.I.P TotseansThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 5:57 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 12:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Narc Find out which type of bacteria causes sore throats in dogs, breed loads of those bacteria and then once a week go round there and act all nice and feed her cute little doggy some "treats".
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The thing is it isnt the dogs fault. It's her fault. I need to give her some treats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 12:14 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 11:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionplease shout
SHUT THE FUCK UP SNICKERS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER SOME OF US HAVE TO WORKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 11:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYIIIIP YIP
YIP YIP YIPTIPTIP YOP
YIPThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 11:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'm sitting on my deck and I can already hear the YIPS from the one neighbor's little yorkie. She just opened her apartment door Inside the building I can hear it. Yip. Yip yip yip.
Shhhhh snickers stop it!
Snickers I said be quiet !
YIP YIP YIP
"SNICKERS! HUSH!"
*BARKING INTENSIFIES*
sorry if I made this same post the other day. It's an everyday ocxuranceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 11:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 11:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI lay a bunch of tunafish on the edge of my balcony at night so when I wake up there's a much of kitty bitties all jumping up and down at the edge of it taking nibvlies and I can grab the one I want.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by hydromorphone Hey I appreciate the good will, although I usually find mothers day a painful holiday… Just like most other holidays… But thank you.
Youre a good guy, mq. I enjoy your "company" on here, and well, I do look forward to your posts. Hope you get shit figured out with what I believe may be a low testosterone issue… Whatever it is, I hope youre able to get it figured out and fixed. Love ya, buddy. Have a good night. :)
I'm so manly though its hard to believe I'm not over testosteroned but I'll find out soon enough.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 10:50 AM UTC in City of Baltimore got ransomeware..
Originally posted by Technologist Wrong. Atlanta paid 2.6 mil to fix a $50,000 ransomware attack. They did not pay the “ransom”. Soi is right, they will not bow to terrorists.
https://www.wired.com/story/atlanta-spent-26m-recover-from-ransomware-scare/Atlanta officials haven't said whether they paid the ransom, or even tried, but it seems that they may not have even had the chance; the attackers quickly took the payment portal offline, and left the city to fend for itself.
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2019-05-13 at 10:34 AM UTC in City of Baltimore got ransomeware..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 10:29 AM UTC in City of Baltimore got ransomeware..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 10:26 AM UTC in City of Baltimore got ransomeware..
Originally posted by Technologist Wrong. Atlanta paid 2.6 mil to fix a $50,000 ransomware attack. They did not pay the “ransom”. Soi is right, they will not bow to terrorists.
https://www.wired.com/story/atlanta-spent-26m-recover-from-ransomware-scare/
I'd dig up the post of the FBI literally telling people to pay the ransom. But you're a fucking special kind of stupid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 4:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionHey goodnight Hydro. Happy Mothers Day sorry I didnt say it earlier but it's still 11:45 here. XDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 4:41 AM UTC in Snapping turtlesNah really you gotta be a weak cuck to avoid bodies of waters for that reason. They are rare if ever to actually snap on ya. Most people dont swim on rivers anyway and that's where Mort of them are. Lakes you're way safer. But ul8tmatelt your totally safe. And at the end of the day a little cute snapping turtle bites your tummy and you scream OUCHIES! and then get over it in 5 seconds and have a story to tell.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 3:51 AM UTC in City of Baltimore got ransomeware..Gotta remember that the government people involved here are literally dumb as tree stumps. It may be that they just got a screen saying all their data was now encrypted, but it really wasn't. They're so stupid they would just see the screen and declare an emergency and start shutting down services and then pass it off to the network operations center, who would then play along just so they could come out looking like the heroes who saved the day. That's the real world we live in now. Run by genuine idiots. You can't take anything they claim at face value.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 3:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionAlso, fuk §m£ÂgØL edition!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-13 at 2:06 AM UTC in catching up with kjI got my stitches out friday. and got my job back and accidently made 300 dollars by my dumb luck this afternoon. I was walking to the beer sto at noon and some dude was like hey your backpack is open, and I was like "hey thanks bud" and zipped it up. I walked another few blocks and some bitch yelled at me "hey you with the back pack, you lost some money, your back pack was open, it fell out" and I walked up to her and she gave me 50 dollars.
On the way back from heb, (a grocery store for you yanks) I went to get a bite of the mexican resteruant by me, and they had a flyer about a missing cat, and I was trying to take one of the photos of the cat "jax" with me and the guy said they only have 3 more left and i should just take a photo of it with my phone. I saw the cat by my place and ran up and grabbed a pillow case and shoved the cat in the case and locked him in my bathroom and called the number and gave me 250 dollars.
I have the weirdest luck like that, I have people just hand me over money for no reason. But at least I got the cat back, the old lady was really appreciative.
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2019-05-12 at 7:12 PM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.If you stop your canary i bet they'd try to hit you with an obstruction charge anyway. However, all of you, should not trust Lanny with your data anyway. Not because he's a bad guy, but every service that has/deals with data you produce is an automatic adversary and you should treat said service as such. You are responsible for your safety/anonymity on the intertubes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
