i was going to the valero (shamrock station for ya yanks) and this hipster fag asked me if i wanted to buy a drill and im not the biggest "spring chicken" but i actually do need a drill and a charger because im drilling my dead cat above my ceiling, i told him dude i will honestly think about it (which i actually did) but i was thinking shit i have enough problems to where i don't need to buy a broken drill and its potentially broken assecories.
I told him when i came out "sorry bud but i can't do it" and he just started yelling at me saying he needed bus money and calling me a fag (he clearly didn't as he pulled out wads of cash out of his pocket to prove he wasn't a bitch)
that and not that i've ever done it but its a huge scam where crackies/meth heads steal drills from home deopot and try to pawn them/ sell them.
I saw him go up to this old lady and her old man so i started filming him then he started packing his bullshit and then hillarity insude.
to be honest i want to kind of find him and clockwork him
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I know all about what sploo is going thru except i was afraid of woofy, woofie is a drug dog that wants to have din din with your nuts if you do too many drugs
takin a bite out of crime one nut at a time..
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Originally posted by NARCassist
and again, i didn't flood his fucking apartment. i don't care how fucking high i was, there's just nothing i could have done that would put that much water on the floor. we're not talking about a couple of litres here, this must have been like 5 to 10 gallons of water that ended up on the floor. you think i've done that while high and not left a single trace of anything, like i've cleaned everything up again while so high i couldn't even remember anything?
just coz i can't explain this doesn't mean there isn't an explanation. but then i'm no plumber.
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...what exactly do you think is NOT possible to do with bulk xanax powder on hand?
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Originally posted by esbity
Actually, the flat tire was earlier in the day.
Truth be told…I went hiking right before sunset. It was a new area and I took no map, no water, no food, and no flashlight. I got mixed around and high, and the next thing I know, its getting dark and I have no idea where Im at but I know Im a long ways from the parking lot.
So I pussed out and called 911 which sent some officers to help.
Turns out I wad very far from the parking lot. Right after I called, sunset had finished and it was dark as fuck. I only had service in one little area on a hill.
How embarrassing…
damn son, you're worse than a woman.. can't change a tire and need cops to help you find your way home hahahahaa
how'd you make 600? selling your shit pussy to older men in the woods?
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I'm very proud to say that I destroyed my life with benzos and now get to enjoy the fun of rebuilding from a scorched foundation. Definitely use them in excess, you won't be sorry.
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Originally posted by joerell
I don't have to impress El…we're friends. You know what those are…friends you don't have since you're always hiding in your parents basement. LMAO. Too busy looking for Bundy hits and trying to impress other druggies with your high IQ by cutting yourself online. For the record El is gorgeous…any man would be proud to be with her. I hate to think what you'll end up with…Lol. And no I have no mortal DH enemies…El and myself are just pointing out how sick and hypocritical 1 is and nothing more. I'm actually 6'3" and slim and the reason I don't want to meet up with you is because I don't want to pay for your dental bill. Lol. But you sure did want to hang with me when I first joined sending me a private message…FAG. Really get a grip and a life.
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The vast majority of women are terrible but Oedipus complexes are inherent in every man so we might as all just fuck our mom's. So many women are disgusting and selfish pieces of shit. I believe there are women out there who aren't and the alternative is literally butt sex so what you gonna do? I'm just gonna put babies in ratchet white and native girls and colonize my semen. The amount of time women can steal from you is terribly shameful. Just dick and keep moving unless a bitch is transcendent for like 3.5 seconds then Fuck, just don't get caught by the Venus fly trap nahmean. Stupid women are pretty important in my life right now as they afford me additional freedom points I hope to cash into get a fireman helmet or something. Fuck the world, I dunno what I'm gonna do
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Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL
It isn't high turnover where I'm at now. I work in an office/factory/warehouse thing. This guy was here longer than I've been, he just didn't want the new responsibility I guess. I know he didn't owe notice, but its still a dick move when you are currently indespensible and being relied upon. Why would you accept this position and train for it if you were wanting to quit?
You work in a warehouse?
If you look at your boss long enough, he will likely keep you after work and beat you up and or kill you.
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Originally posted by apt
I admire people who can figure out how to live free and not be a wage slave, this is probably the highest IQ quality one can have
tfw 2 smart 4 job
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I too choose a solitary life, though perhaps for different reasons. I understand how being in a classroom setting makes you feel as though the qualities that make you unique are on trial.
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