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Posts by tje2607

  1. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by Ghost There would be a new female every week

    Seems like this lossless virgin needs to try it out.
  2. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Popeye's > Church's > KFC

    KFC haven't been relevant in the fried chicken world since 2001.

    Nigga please, KFC is better than churches by far.
  3. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    The ones I get from KFC
  4. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Vans don't float bitch, so park higher than the water mark…

    That is what floated are door. You could also just attach water bottles to it and with enough it will float.
  5. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by Ghost It's true, I have ruined many relationships, sometimes multiple ones at the same time.

    Online dating for teens in Canada in the early/mid 2000's was the fucking golden age.

    https://www.macleans.ca/society/technology/nexopia-is-an-online-utopia-for-teens/

    We didn't use MySpace so every single female in 1000 miles under 18 years old with an internet connection had a Nexopia profile or 'nex' as the cool girls called it.

    I would still be a kissless virgin if not for that stupid website. It was also very popular for pedophiles and I even sold nude selfies to dirty old men to pay my phone bill so I could text more cuties.

    The website got shut down after some pedo satanic dude lured a 12 year old girl and convinced her to kill her family.



    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richardson_family_murders

    That sounds so cool. How often did you meet the ladies?
  6. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Pardon, me.
    I'm not accustomed to posting with people who don't understand sarcasm.

    Well neither am I.
  7. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by cupocheer tje (lol)

    sorry, I meant no offense to you —– specifically

    How is that supposed to be offensive to me?
  8. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Autism is not retardation, you fkng ignorant moron.

    Yes it is you fking ignorant moron
  9. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by WellHung No, just quarantined.

    Imagine if they had an island all to themselves... Aaaaall the retard babies there will be.
  10. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by Tony Hawk on the upside I got laid a lot back then and had like 4 girlfriends.

    I was also a straight edge cringe lord that listened to retarded music ??? I guess this is what girls liked back then??? wtf


    Sounds like you are lieing sir. Please don't do that.
  11. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by Applebottm dancing around a fire? no thanks… I'm heading to the pool.lol

    Yeah... A pool with a bunch of men.
  12. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by Tony Hawk "Forget"

    Are you telling me you don't pay your taxes Mr?
  13. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand no I think she popped


    Did you hurt yourself at all my dear?
  14. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Did you blow her away?
  15. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    How much of a good time do you really need?
  16. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Originally posted by Bandit Reef Changing your address is for nanny state cucks. "OH NO I MOVED! BETTER TELL THE GOVERNMENT EXACTLY WHERE I AM"

    But they do need to know where you are. Where will they send the IRS agent if you forget to pay your taxes?
  17. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Only if there isn't a toilet
  18. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Buy the weed, your hair can just grow down to your booty.
  19. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Pre curser to Russia
  20. tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Medical bills plus whatever pain and suffering brings in.
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