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2018-09-16 at 5:22 AM UTC in What are you drinking tonight?
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2018-09-16 at 5:21 AM UTC in What are you drinking tonight?Mike's Hard black cherry lemonade
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2018-09-16 at 5:16 AM UTC in Who here is well versed in pharmacology/pharmacodynamics?
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2018-09-16 at 5:08 AM UTC in I was so disappointed with my payout, that I went to a brewery to drink
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2018-09-15 at 8:11 AM UTC in Just quit my job to travel
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2018-09-15 at 2:47 AM UTC in If you think most people are stupid, you're probably most people, and you're probably stupid/
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2018-09-15 at 2:46 AM UTC in Are you a song or album person?I'm a song guy. Usually there's a few songs in every album that I don't like, so I always go right for the song. I have extensive playlists based on moods so I just use that when I want to listen to a certain feel.
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2018-09-15 at 2:43 AM UTC in Just quit my job to travel
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2018-09-15 at 1:42 AM UTC in Just quit my job to travelI can wear a diaper if it supports my credibility
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2018-09-15 at 1:42 AM UTC in Just quit my job to travelAirline website says I am allowed a personal item for free in addition to anything from the list of things they gave, on of those things being a diaper bag.
Do they simply assume the diaper bag is for a baby? Would I be able to go sans baby and load a diaper bag with travel supplies to bypass the carry on charge? -
2018-09-15 at 1:38 AM UTC in Now I can't go to town... Great
Originally posted by stare rape Can't speak for anyone else, but I can't fucking stand it when people ask me this
Nobody actually cares, it's just a greeting now
I can't answer the question honestly without getting ridicule or non-understanding but I don't want to lie either, so I usually just end up saying some other greeting like "hey" back. How about, instead, we don't ask people questions we don't want the answer to?
How did we get to a place in society where we use what should be a caring, honest question as a thoughtless greeting?
I know this one extraordinarily hot girl who always answers with "I want to kill myself"
Everybody always responds with shit like "Nooo! I'd cry if you didd!!!" or "Omg sameeeee" and it irritates me to no end because it is clearly for attention. Like I get not wanting to put up the facade of "I'm great wow today is awesome" but you can at least be less fucking annoying and attention drawing than to say you want to kill yourself on a daily basis to everybody who greets you.
This is what I usually do:
"How's your day been?" "It's been okay"
"How's it going?" "Oh it's going"
"Hey what's up" "I drank some water today. What's up with you, you drink any water today?"
People always think I'm a fucking weirdo for that last one but it's more conducive to conversation than "my day was good thnx". Just talk about some mundane shit in your day and you'll eventually find something relatable. This is of course assuming I LIKE the person. If I don't I'll just give them a short one word answer and then move subject/activities. I really hate small talk and generally try to get out of it asap. Usually when I start a conversation/meeting I will try to ask a question or make some comment rather than get into it about weather/school/age/how much sleep you got/etc, even if its something that is as equally inane as small talk. I don't like feeling like I"m having the same conversations over and over and over.
To be honest I sometimes feel completely autistic with the way I move conversations along but somehow it works. Nobody is ever like "Hey you're too fucking weird for blatantly forcing the conversation away from small talk." Generally I think people like the forwardness of not sticking around in boring conversation. -
2018-09-15 at 1:16 AM UTC in Just quit my job to travel
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2018-09-15 at 1:14 AM UTC in Double male genital piercing
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning There exist drugs that are safe, and that would ensure you would feel exactly nothing during such a procedure.
That they aren't admininsterd more is the sole fault of doctors.
And I'm not talking about opiates or knock out drugs, you can numb something like a dick easily with topical anesthetics.
But such drugs, like lidocaine, aren't made available to tattoo artists or body modification experts.
Which is a scandal when you think about it. People are made suffer extraneous, easily avoidable pain by the corrupt system, for no readily identifiable reason. Due to entrenched power structures, no other reason. Mo money, nothing else.
$$$
Everybody should have access. How the fuck are you gonna abuse lidocaine? -
2018-09-14 at 7:04 AM UTC in I'm so happy to be engaged, let me tell you what!
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2018-09-14 at 5:14 AM UTC in Just quit my job to travelBuying a one way ticket to the other side of our beautiful rich planet. I have enough money to stay until I get deported and then some. I ALMOST have enough income coming in to where I could survive in Asia without working or doing anything.
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2018-09-14 at 5:12 AM UTC in R opiates is the best subredditLol the thread failed so you just started posting interesting shit? Nice!
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2018-09-14 at 5:10 AM UTC in im getting drunk on rubbing alcohol
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2018-09-13 at 6:27 AM UTC in post pictures of what you smoke out ofUse the bottom end to rub your butt clit
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2018-09-13 at 6:22 AM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?Posting about being paranoid of cops is how you get cops to be paranoid of you being there and they don't want to be with you and you are not sucking them or even if you are depressed about them being in the same lingerie they want to make you feel better about them and they are hebephiles to you elsewhere in the same lingerie category that you have to puff it a few times before you buy them from the same place
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2018-09-13 at 6:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Lanny
§m£ÂgØL X Hydro is really the gift that just keeps on giving. I honestly never thought I'd live to see that calibre of forum drama. I mean I think we all know this by now but simply reciting the unexaggerated facts of the situation are enough to either make you bust out laughing of pause in awe that this actually happened. And there's always a new chapter, a new lover, a new DIY medical operation to keep you coming back.
I actually understand why §m£ÂgØL wrote a book about it because fuck me if anyone could write fiction weirder than that shit.
Hopefully hydro is dead and I can publish the full 1,337 page memoir
