Posts by Ensign Galm

1. 2018-07-19 at 7:39 PM UTC in A proclimation of my love for dear fralala
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by mmQ If a bird carries something they're holding it below them but if a worm carries something it's probably on top of them. For your health.

   
   This is why I have only one solid rule in life: Never go underground. As long as you stay above the worms, you'll be okay.
2. 2018-07-19 at 6:21 PM UTC in A proclimation of my love for dear fralala
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   FRALA WHY WON'T YOU REPLY TO MY LETTERS
3. 2018-07-19 at 6:21 PM UTC in A proclimation of my love for dear fralala
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   BUMP
4. 2018-07-19 at 5:25 PM UTC in A proclimation of my love for dear fralala
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Bump
5. 2018-07-19 at 4:15 PM UTC in Fuck, marry, kill: forum edition
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Posting in a DH thread
   
   
   
   I promise if you had sex with me and married me you’d want to kill me also.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by ohfralala Posting in a DH thread
   
   
   
   I promise if you had sex with me and married me you’d want to kill me also.

   
   Deal
6. 2018-07-19 at 4:13 PM UTC in How long you been sober?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Ever since my third eye opened and my chakras aligned
7. 2018-07-19 at 6:51 AM UTC in Attention all dying people
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   If you are reading this and are dead and/or dying, welcome!
   
   You may be having a hard time of things right now, and that's OKAY. Perfectly normal even.
   
   What I need you to do is
8. 2018-07-19 at 6:49 AM UTC in birds that pep their heads
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   This makes me happy
9. 2018-07-19 at 6:48 AM UTC in Matching paintjob for your boats and your truck
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Looks gay like your smother
10. 2018-07-19 at 6:47 AM UTC in Look, can everyone just stop dying?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Heroin addict wonders why heroin friends are dying
    
    More at 9
11. 2018-07-19 at 6:05 AM UTC in Fuck, marry, kill: forum edition
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Fuck: Fralala
    
    Marry: Fralala
    
    Kill: Bill Krozby
12. 2018-07-19 at 4:39 AM UTC in Which is worse on a moral level?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by mmQ Lol day 1 I worked with a nigger he made like 15 chicken strips for himself as an appetizer and said "he didn't know how many it was supposed to be."

    
    Day 2 quit
    
    Day 3 find new job making chicken strips
    
    Rinse and repeat.
13. 2018-07-19 at 1:58 AM UTC in A proclimation of my love for dear fralala
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by ohfralala It’s pretty shallow but I could still take it like a man

    
    This is good, because my penis is very short
14. 2018-07-18 at 7:12 PM UTC in I just fucked Karen up the asshole
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    GOD THATS SO FUCKING HOT
15. 2018-07-18 at 4:11 PM UTC in If you don't care for clouds and rain...
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    If you like pina coladas
    
    And high pressure systems with which to engage
16. 2018-07-18 at 3:56 PM UTC in I just fucked Karen up the asshole
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by HTS Nope!
    
    Editted because block capped indignation felt derivative. Fuck you, §m£ÂgØL.

    
    Look at the tranny worried about being NORMAL
17. 2018-07-18 at 7:46 AM UTC in I just fucked Karen up the asshole
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    WHAT SLANDEROUS LIES YOU TELL Bill Krozby
18. 2018-07-18 at 4:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Asbestos may be the most high effort low quality troll on the site.
19. 2018-07-17 at 7:53 PM UTC in If I Was a Teenaged Lobster
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Lanny And I wanted to rebel, I'd become a crustacean punk!

    
    You guys think buttering up Lanny might get me mod?
20. 2018-07-17 at 7:16 PM UTC in How often do you call 911 and/or the police?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Never and I hope to keep it that way.