2018-06-02 at 11:16 PM UTC
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Ginger Theiving
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2018-06-02 at 11:18 PM UTC
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Ginger Theiving
Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
Are you certain?
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Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
No need, I think I'm in here.
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2018-06-02 at 11:22 PM UTC
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Ginger Theiving
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Originally posted by infinityshock
Bill Krozby nagged me for two months to post my tit pics…here you have the opportunity to make it happen
Fake news.
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I am fearful of African Americans. I have made my ordinary residence in Florida, but solely because I find the climate agreeable, with consideration to my advanced age and concomitant diminished cognitive abilities.
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2018-06-02 at 10:29 PM UTC
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Originally posted by infinityshock
youre an idiot
No sir, I believe that you are the one who is suffering from one of a number of congenital or acquired diseases or syndromes which cause impaired cognitive ability such as to cause one to be unable to independently function at a high enough level as to be assumed to be capable of independent living. As such I believe that you are more than ordinarily suggestible, unimaginative, and unable to comprehend ordinary social mores and roles.
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2018-06-02 at 10:14 PM UTC
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how to impress ppl
I recommend telling people how long you can maintain sexual activity before ejaculating. My personal record is 36 hours, and was achieved on substances given to me as part of a government research project which was briefly funded after 911, before being shuttered due to "ethical questions", since the young private the experiment who was my partner in the experiment killed himself as soon as he retrieved his service pistol.
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My ejaculate volume can reach several liters, which some people, and nearly all women, find disconcerting. I achieve these levels since my ejaculate includes not only sperm and prostatic fluid, but various liquids accrued in my midriff as a result of severe alcoholic edema, my liver having succumbed to cirrhosis several decades ago. As a result my seminal emissions have a bright orange colour, and are exceedingly foul smelling.
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2018-06-02 at 10:04 PM UTC
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Spicey apetizer tonight
I wish particularly to have homosexual penetrative intercourse with Bill Krozby, as I believe him to be sexually submissive. Bill Krozby please submit to my request forthwith.
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I often tire of life as I am exceedingly old. For instance yesterday while sucking the penis of a gentleman of African American extraction my false teeth fell out. It was most disconcerting, but not as bad as the time my artificial hip fell out at a homosexual after-hours club. That time I was able to get two kindly gentlemen, one dressed as a sailor, one dressed as a cowboy, to reinsert it and seal the wound with a particularly sticky cannabis resin I had on my person. Then they walked me home, but in the morning my liquor cabinet and TV were missing.
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Originally posted by apt
Oh, you said bosom, not bottom. Close enough
I will place my penis inside your bottom in such a manner as to cause you discomfort and permanent damage.
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2018-06-02 at 9:30 PM UTC
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Thanks are inconvertible into real currency or any other form of consideration, therefore they are analogous to group mutual manual fornication. In addition I feel that all members of this site are inferior both racially and culturally to myself, particularly those whose skin-tone is not sufficiently pale or whose ancestors come from parts of North West Europe which are not sufficiently located to the far north.
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Please cease your current recreational activity and instead upload images of your naked bosoms to the forum so that I may glean satisfaction from looking upon them.
This applies to both males and females, of any species.
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2018-06-02 at 9:09 PM UTC
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Spicey apetizer tonight
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
A simple pack of Guacamole from Lucky's that says "medium mild"
I will make guacamole by ejaculating in your colon, then removing the fecal matter and sperm combination thus obtained, and spreading it on my toast and/or tortilla chips.
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2018-06-02 at 9:07 PM UTC
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ATTN males
I wish to place my penis inside your anal cavity and ejactualate with such great force it causes major trauma to your digestive tract and/or internal organs. I also wish to repeat the procedure so often that the stimulation causes your anus to prolapse and your anal spincter to distend, causing you to suffer various ill effects, such as incontinence.
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The same thing I do all the time. Fantasising about anal sex with a fellow member of the male sex.
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