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  1. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    My penis inflates via an implanted subdermal pump. I have no need for a dildo, tactical or otherwise.
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  2. Originally posted by infinityshock something

    As of yet I haven't seen Narc post about his desire to engage in homosexual anal intercourse; nor his desire to see naked pictures of forum members. This must mean he is sexually fulfilled. How foul.
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  3. Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Wasn’t there a comment somewhere, from the NIS, about how lame the DH’ers were fighting between each other?

    There sure is a lot of testosterone being thrown around between the NIS crew today. JS

    I'm not part of the NIS "crew", and my body hasn't produced its own testosterone since 1994. I'm on artificial bull hormones.
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  4. Originally posted by coolbreeze Can't both above be banned for spamming for like a few hundred years??

    Assuming my new kidney doesn't turn out to be another dud, I'll still be around.
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  5. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    What is your first language. Chances are one of my boyfriends speak it. Assuming they will answer their mobile-telephones to me.
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  6. Originally posted by Arnox No, I don't want any of you there. Not aldra or oppenheimer or Rocklin or Shere Kahn or Idiosyncrasy or mikehunt1 or Zok or Malice or etc.

    Sanctuary was actually not supposed to be reopened at all. Not this early anyway. I cleaned it up and reopened it though to give another community a place to stay since their forum was going tits up. I also dearly missed the old rules and the totse (read: ACTUAL totse) way of doing things. Right now, there is literally no site on the internet that delivers that experience besides mine. You could say I got weak and regressed. I thought enough time had passed to where you guys would had hopefully long forgotten all about it and that it was okay to open it for business again without a domain change. I guess that was probably kinda stupid to think.

    So here we are. And right now, I don't actually know at all what to say. I'm probably gonna have to change the domain now just to keep you guys off, because I know that asking you all politely to stay off is gonna do precisely dick. I will ask you all this one thing though. Why the hell would you even want to go back to my forum? You guys have NiS and it looks like you're all happy here. So there's pretty much zero reason to come to my forum. I don't have the original posts and threads up anymore. I saved them a long time ago and cleaned it all out. So that's gone. Why come back then? To troll me? Who the hell cares?

    I guess in the end, it doesn't matter what I say here. You're all gonna pile in anyway. Spam it. Maybe even try to bring it down. Hell, someone already tried flooding it. Well, do whatever you're gonna do. At least I can say that I tried being civil before the shots get fired.

    Which civility, as we all know, doesn't mean anything around here.

    Post images of your penis please.
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  7. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Post images of your penis please.
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  8. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Post images of your penis please.
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  9. Originally posted by infinityshock signed

    Please upload naked pictures.
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  10. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Post images of your penis please.
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  11. Originally posted by infinityshock not as much as your asshole is going to be puckered when my ball sack is pummeling your ass cheeks like a puffy little speed-bag while the head of my dick is sticking out of your mouth like an ICBM on final-ready to launch.

    My penis is more like a Saturn V.
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  12. I would perform a colonic upon the both of them using my seminal emissions as fluid. Both would remark upon their clean bowels and feeling of cleanliness once I had finished. They would, in addition, be even more orange since my seminal emissions stain anything they come in contact with.
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  13. Originally posted by BeigeWarlock this has hidden Jim written all over his style of faggotry

    Who is "Jim"?
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  14. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  15. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  16. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  17. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  18. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  19. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  20. Are you certain?
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