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2018-06-09 at 9:14 PM UTC in Are obese people toxic?Fat fuck
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2018-06-09 at 5:48 PM UTC in I cry in front of my girlfriend...Does it make her juicy hung?
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2018-06-09 at 5:44 PM UTC in Improving the signal to noise ratio
Originally posted by apt I enjoy shitposting and one liners as much as anyone, so long as it's balanced with quality content. When there are 2 active threads of intelligent discussion drowning in a sea of excrement, it's a problem. The average IQ of the forum has dropped into double digits since the DHers arrived, so cleaning up the whole site is probably impractical. Can we at least have one subforum where high effort posting is enforced?
Agree
Daterapers are annoying af -
2018-06-09 at 5:43 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime threadU fucks are so annoying
No wonder all ogs hate on u
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2018-06-08 at 10:49 PM UTC in Infinityshock is no more...Wrong
He was pissed at
Lanny banning his other account -
2018-06-08 at 5:02 PM UTC in What's the most surefire method of committing suicide?
Originally posted by aldra you're likely to throw enough up for it not to be lethal, and with any of these ideas that take a while (going for a long drive in the garage etc.) you're increasing the chances someone finds and stops you. if you're looking for something similar, shooting a high dose of an opiod and a benzo will put you to sleep rapidly and there's no way for your body to purge it out of your bloodstream
a bullet to the head is an old favourite, just make sure you use one that's big enough to destroy your brain rather than just turn yourself into a vegetable
explosives are probably the surest bet, tricky to prepare though and if you blow your hands off trying to make them it's just going to make things more difficult for you. I've heard of people just driving out to the desert and vaporising themselves
If you want to go out with a bang though…
Find a ledge in a public place, a footbridge over a busy motorway is a good idea. You'll need a post or something to be able to tie ropes to.
First, tie a few metres of piano wire to the post and wrap it around your neck.
Second, cut a length of rope to a little longer than the piano wire, tie one end to the post and the other around your chest (under your arms.
Third, eat a fistful of viagra.
Fourth, apply superglue to the palms of your hands and hold them to your temples.
Finally, wait for the viagra to kick in and the glue to dry. Once you're rock hard and you can't move your hands, jump.
You've just treated a few hundred people to the sight of a guy hanging in midair, ripping his own head off and giving himself a blowjob with it.
Genius -
2018-06-08 at 4:57 PM UTC in WE DESERVE reparations. CALL FOR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION 2018Fuck u fucking fuck tard fuckin liberals
Ruining everything.
EVERYTHING -
2018-06-08 at 4:56 PM UTC in I'm gonna quit smoking weedDont do it
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2018-06-08 at 4:49 PM UTC in Anthony Bourdain hung himself in France
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2018-06-08 at 4:48 PM UTC in What's the most surefire method of committing suicide?
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2018-06-08 at 4:46 PM UTC in Jigaboo Johnson is my electronic friend...Hes a nigger tho
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2018-06-08 at 4:44 PM UTC in Getting old
Originally posted by apt Fuck this shit. Not even 30 yet, my hairline is starting to recede and my vision has noticeably degraded. I used to get along fine with my dual 4k monitor setup at work but now I can't use it without at least 125% scaling. Reading text on my phone and the fine print on labels etc has become a chore. Gonna have to see an optometrist about some glasses soon, or just kill myself.
I only got 8 more yrs -
2018-06-08 at 4:40 PM UTC in What's the most surefire method of committing suicide?
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2018-06-08 at 4:39 PM UTC in Anthony Bourdain hung himself in France
Originally posted by the pat-man never liked this guy, always chasing decadence around the globe, no surprise he took the cowards way out. faggot had an 11 year old daughter too what a fucking idiot.
When ppl commit suicide
They think they are doin
Their family a service by
Getting out of their.lives
Queer -
2018-06-08 at 3:02 PM UTC in Anthony Bourdain hung himself in FranceFuc man
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2018-06-08 at 1:19 PM UTC in Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit
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2018-06-08 at 6:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2018-06-08 at 4:39 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Cock tease!!!!!!!!
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2018-06-08 at 4:26 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Candy
yoooeeewwwwwwoooza
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2018-06-08 at 3:05 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Dope sick
