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What's the most surefire method of committing suicide?
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2018-06-08 at 4:47 PM UTCHeroin, its just like going to sleep.
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2018-06-08 at 4:48 PM UTCdigitalin
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2018-06-08 at 4:48 PM UTC
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2018-06-08 at 4:50 PM UTCHang around for a few decades, enjoy the time while you wait and it will just happen naturally.
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2018-06-08 at 4:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson drink 10 bottles of Bacardi 151 within 1hr…or as many as you can down as quickly as possible…relatively pain free.
you're likely to throw enough up for it not to be lethal, and with any of these ideas that take a while (going for a long drive in the garage etc.) you're increasing the chances someone finds and stops you. if you're looking for something similar, shooting a high dose of an opiod and a benzo will put you to sleep rapidly and there's no way for your body to purge it out of your bloodstream
a bullet to the head is an old favourite, just make sure you use one that's big enough to destroy your brain rather than just turn yourself into a vegetable
explosives are probably the surest bet, tricky to prepare though and if you blow your hands off trying to make them it's just going to make things more difficult for you. I've heard of people just driving out to the desert and vaporising themselves
If you want to go out with a bang though...
Find a ledge in a public place, a footbridge over a busy motorway is a good idea. You'll need a post or something to be able to tie ropes to.
First, tie a few metres of piano wire to the post and wrap it around your neck.
Second, cut a length of rope to a little longer than the piano wire, tie one end to the post and the other around your chest (under your arms.
Third, eat a fistful of viagra.
Fourth, apply superglue to the palms of your hands and hold them to your temples.
Finally, wait for the viagra to kick in and the glue to dry. Once you're rock hard and you can't move your hands, jump.
You've just treated a few hundred people to the sight of a guy hanging in midair, ripping his own head off and giving himself a blowjob with it. -
2018-06-08 at 5:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra you're likely to throw enough up for it not to be lethal, and with any of these ideas that take a while (going for a long drive in the garage etc.) you're increasing the chances someone finds and stops you. if you're looking for something similar, shooting a high dose of an opiod and a benzo will put you to sleep rapidly and there's no way for your body to purge it out of your bloodstream
a bullet to the head is an old favourite, just make sure you use one that's big enough to destroy your brain rather than just turn yourself into a vegetable
explosives are probably the surest bet, tricky to prepare though and if you blow your hands off trying to make them it's just going to make things more difficult for you. I've heard of people just driving out to the desert and vaporising themselves
If you want to go out with a bang though…
Find a ledge in a public place, a footbridge over a busy motorway is a good idea. You'll need a post or something to be able to tie ropes to.
First, tie a few metres of piano wire to the post and wrap it around your neck.
Second, cut a length of rope to a little longer than the piano wire, tie one end to the post and the other around your chest (under your arms.
Third, eat a fistful of viagra.
Fourth, apply superglue to the palms of your hands and hold them to your temples.
Finally, wait for the viagra to kick in and the glue to dry. Once you're rock hard and you can't move your hands, jump.
You've just treated a few hundred people to the sight of a guy hanging in midair, ripping his own head off and giving himself a blowjob with it.
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2018-06-08 at 5:28 PM UTCExit bag, terminal velocity, bullet to the brain. Combine for maximum effect.
