2018-12-08 at 3:41 AM UTC
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
I think we would make a cute couple. But, Iโm afraid that our stabilities would be in no comparison, in which results a disappointing approval from our friends and/or family. The last thing Iโd want, is for us to look back and feel nothing but regret. This is why I havenโt taken the next step that you wanted me to take deep down, Tara. Itโs because…Iโm afraid of taking the chance of having you and then losing you right after. That the way we have our communications through laughter and understanding, it wouldnโt be the same. I donโt want to ever lose that. I wonโt be able to endure it.๐โค๏ธ
Thatโs the truth. And, Iโm sorry. I really am.โค๏ธ
D, you will never, ever lose me โค๏ธ
We have many more years of laughter and fun to come and thatโs not a threat.. itโs very much a promise ๐
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
LOL I couldn't find it๐
I gotchu๐๐
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I was gonna post him with elf ears in a X-mas hat, laughing in the smoke
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Thanks Friends!โค๏ธ
I can feel the holiday spirit ๐
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Taking a bubble bath...
Reminiscing about the weekend
Before work...
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2018-11-18 at 3:19 AM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
So a couple hours ago, I asked my baby sister what she wanted for din-din, that it was my treat.
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2018-11-15 at 2:15 AM UTC
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From The Heart
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
And, apparently, neither of us is the worse for wear.
Years pass and one may cross your path who was meant to be the one that you were to share your time, life and love with but because of circumstances, some of which you may not have even been aware of, the opportunity is lost.
Now, as thoughts run scattered through your mind you try to justify what has occirted over the years and try to justify each ocassion you recall.
Is he shy? Is he just not interested? Is he engaged, involved, married? Will he signal me that he's interested? Will he make the first move? Do I want him to make the first move?
Questions. Questions. Questions.
Ask and answer -- how does one know the other isn't lying?
Will you meet me in person? Would you ask me your questions where you can see my face as I respond?
I'd like to meet your family, and have you meet mine. Does this sound like something you would approve of?
Has our time come and gone without either of us acknowledging that we were within reach of each other?
Did I know how you felt?
Do I know now?
Is forever forever past?
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Ghost
Send her this thread
Her birthday's coming up, and I'm going to give her a few grand as a present.
It's not because money is some kind of substitute for love or anything like that, but it's because I've been a financial drain on her for so long, and only recently stumbled into a very high paying job.
Both my mom and dad told me this week how proud they are of me, and it meant the absolute world do me.
I'm so happy that I can finally repay them for all the money I cost them from being a deadbeat for all these years.
Plus, they get to brag to their friends about their son and his big important tech job.
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2018-11-14 at 11:08 PM UTC
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
In no typical order:
Tara
Milkduds
Bubblegumyum
Peach
Altoids
Cup
Lala
Yermom
Triplethreat
Firekrotch
Miscellaneous
CardiB
Essential(empty bottle with the nozzle off)
Thenrecycle
Hitmonchan
Miscellaneous
April
Telldontem
AJbeanz
BB
Nama
Llama
Koopa
Pages
Filet_migon
Mewsik
Mewsik
Mewsik
Did_i_say_mewsik
Mew
Sik
Hard
Very
Hard
Tara
Lauren
Laren
Pages
Alba
Thunderstorms
Stormtrooper
Megalodons
Randomdoors
Windows
Leia
Chewie
Rey
Deathstar
Millenniumfalcon
Pelicans
LMAO! @ Cardi B
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Very uncomfortable. Why is it when you post something recently that you think itโd be comedic for others to read and when you read it 3weeks later, it looks remedial and not even close to being funny? Like, at all?
Discuss๐ค
I didnt read yours but I read mine and they are still as cute now as they were then. ๐
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African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Very uncomfortable. Why is it when you post something recently that you think itโd be comedic for others to read and when you read it 3weeks later, it looks remedial and not even close to being funny? Like, at all?
Discuss๐ค
I use to do that ... because I didnโt understand the reactions. Now I just delete what I write if the reactions are bullshit. My thought process is, peopleโs reactions are often not about me, so I take the equation out of the process ... itโs my sickness.
Iโm not a funny person. I am silly, Qwerky, and laugh a lot .. but Iโm not funny.
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Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Cup, itโs time to check your blood pressure sweetheart.
I already did, sweetmeat. Yes, it was a little high, you devil.๐
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2018-11-14 at 2:12 PM UTC
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cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
So, Jedi's avatar is a pic of him during a snow storm?
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2018-11-14 at 10:18 AM UTC
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Speaking of smells ....
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
I have a phobia of water. I use baby wipes and wet towelettes. For the wet towelettes I let my roommate wring it out for me. When it rains I wear a contamination suit[DuPontโข Tyvekยฎ Coverall with Hood Bulk to be exact] before traveling outside. People look at me weird, so I look back at them weird while whispering the rain is killing you and you donโt even know it ya big dummy. And, by any chance, if it starts raining when Iโm out and about, Iโm in grave danger. I will stay there forever until it stops. Fuck that. When I drink water, I always close my eyes before doing so and think happy stuffs. When I have to urine, I turn off the lights. If Iโm in a public restroom, I closed my eyes very tightly while counting backwards from 30. Thank god for hand sanitizer.
Toothpaste- Colgate or crest
Soap- Axe body wash/ dove for men
Toothbrush- oral b-10 speed automatic
Deodorant- men dove care different kinds
Cologne- only the expensive kinds Boss Hugo, Gucci, Armani, Lacoste, Joop to name a few
Shampoo- Iโm bald headed(shine with baby oil)
Conditioner- Iโm bald headed(shine with baby oil)
Laundry- everything lavender, even the fabric sheets. Smells heavenly.
House appliances- Pine, Clorox, ammonia, disinfectant wipes(Clorox) dishwasher cleaner with citric acid, drano gel, glade cinnamon or vanilla spray, fabulouso(lavender)
You know that you are 70% water right?
Plus the reason those wet wipes are wet, they're mostly water.
But then I dunno why I'm saying this as bullshit is obvious coz you listed soap, lol.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Let me know when its free massage day ๐
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2018-11-13 at 1:27 PM UTC
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Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
In no typical order:
Tara
Milkduds
Bubblegumyum
Peach
Altoids
Cup
Lala
Yermom
Triplethreat
Firekrotch
Miscellaneous
CardiB
Essential(empty bottle with the nozzle off)
Thenrecycle
Hitmonchan
Miscellaneous
April
Telldontem
AJbeanz
BB
Nama
Llama
Koopa
Pages
Filet_migon
Mewsik
Mewsik
Mewsik
Did_i_say_mewsik
Mew
Sik
Hard
Very
Hard
Tara
Lauren
Laren
Pages
Alba
Thunderstorms
Stormtrooper
Megalodons
Randomdoors
Windows
Leia
Chewie
Rey
Deathstar
Millenniumfalcon
Pelicans
Thank you boo ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Nama ๐ love that girl 4evah ๐๐
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2018-11-13 at 3:37 AM UTC
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Drinking your own puke and then puking because of it and drinking it again, repeat forever.
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