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2023-02-25 at 9:51 PM UTC in AWE GEEZ WIZ GANG A MYSTERY looks like a case for the darby boysSPLOOS CLUES
I have learned about a hidden holy land. A second profit, new triangles. Granted to me from beyond, on a day when everyone says I went TOO FAR, I am shunnged by society and humanity for doing nothing but speaking truths of the universe. WHAT IS THE SECRET
I CANNOT UNLOCK THE ROCK ON MY OWN IDK WHAT THIS SHIT MEANS IM JUST A FUY THAT WORKS AT A BANK THEY CAL ME KINGLEFUY OF R FANGLEMESH
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2023-02-25 at 10:09 AM UTC in Maybe I'm not so unattractive as I perceive myself (being a 27 year old virgin)everything is a social construct, I saw a girl begging for a hairy man todayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-24 at 5:49 AM UTC in I would like to go on a vacation before college startswhere u going lets meet up in beefa texasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-23 at 1:31 AM UTC in What are things that worry you about life?Being to far away from my fam… has always been/is a biggie for me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-23 at 1:26 AM UTC in What are things that worry you about life?Nothing. I never worry about anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-21 at 10:14 PM UTC in Who remembers Tradwars on BBS?I don't remember it. I was too busy playing Kingdom of Bill Krozby.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-21 at 6:45 AM UTC in NIS Site Reliability Militia ☭ Planning for a post-Lanny futureWhat the hell do our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids do after the 1,000 years?? I don't think you've fully thought this out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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There are many ways this site could go down, at any moment. Is everyone just gonna migrate to newtotse? It would likely be the death blow of a community that's already on life support, probably for the best. What are you gonna do? keep the legacy of TOTSE going so your children can follow in your footsteps, spread the teaching of THE TEMPLE far and wide?!
Is anyone willing to take up the mantle and host it themselves? and is that person trustworthy? There are many outcomes under this current model and in my opinion more bad than good ones, lets examine a few;
Lanny gets bored/says fuck it and pulls the plug, Lanny dies, A bomb gets dropped and explodes the entire server, earthquake tornado flooding, Government server raid, Malicious actors frying the motherboard, Getting cancelled by keffels and blocked by every ISP. Any of those could happen at any moment, and there is no plan. But not only is this forum at risk of an immediate disaster, it could all be lost forever when it doesn't have to be.
A BBS style forum isn't exactly the cutting edge of technology, if you look at other software like Xenforo or SimpleMachines.. they have been around many years and could probably survive 100 years. This codebase could have a similar lifespan to commercial alternatives if it was more widely adopted.
But why stop there? Honestly I think ISS forum software is one of the biggest contributions to the TOTSE community anyone has provided, and I would hate to see such a gift wasted when we live in a time of emerging singularity future tech. Here are some ideas I had that would make this forum resilient and able to withstand any scenario from nuclear war to an entire freak accident where every user dies.
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2023-02-20 at 1:46 PM UTC in Milk sizzling in Ohio shit water
Originally posted by Rape Monster The EPA says the air and water are safe, and the politicians said it's not a big deal because a thousand trains derail every year
The best way they can demonstrate that is by them and their kids/wives/husbands going there and swimming in the rivers and drinking of it's waters while taking big gulps of the fresh air.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-20 at 3:36 AM UTC in Has a air hand dryer ever actually dried your hands?
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2023-02-20 at 12:52 AM UTC in Has a air hand dryer ever actually dried your hands?All the homeless people broke them and they don't use paper towels since covid so there's just a sign that says "use your pants" which is probably gonna be removed because people leave used needles in the cracks of the sign/wall and shove old condoms in the gap and tag graffiti all over itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-19 at 8:57 AM UTC in Photoshoop and gif request please.
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2023-02-18 at 11:13 PM UTC in I have a new hobby
Originally posted by Ghost I'm starting a software company, learn BASIC or SCRATCH i might have something for you
Is basic still a thing?
I learned that in high school 40 years ago!!
The computer lab was open early before classes started so I would go in and fuck around for an hour or so.
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2023-02-18 at 6:34 PM UTC in New Beavis and Butt-Headgreat show, truly a classic
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2023-02-18 at 11:39 AM UTC in Faggot North Nigger Dakota
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2023-02-18 at 3:34 AM UTC in Play a text adventure game in your NIS browser window on the forum with no .js ! WORKS ON MOBILE
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2023-02-18 at 1:54 AM UTC in A Night Out with IncesscuntI spoke with the women next to me about how good that seafood place is and I mentioned wanting to try the steak house next door and she said it's a place you have to really open your check book. I'll have to make one of our work dinner res's there so that I can try it for free.
Next a really cute girl who looks like this female comic I am forgetting the name of sat down next to me with her date. He went to the bathroom and the bartender was telling the guys next to me his hh screen was still open adtwe 7 pm. She asked if she could order there too amd he wasn't sure if it would stay open.
I told her if it didn't I'd give her some sake for free and I told her to ordee my favorite pink martini here. She got her dude a Moscow mule and a rainbow roll. We chatted a bit before he came back and then she went to the restroomThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-18 at 12:03 AM UTC in I got a full refund for that shitty dishwasher 😎😎😎😎I'll butcher your family when you're at you're most successful point in lifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-16 at 6:59 AM UTC in East Ohio Derailment
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2023-02-14 at 9:12 PM UTC in Advice on replacing my shut off valves...Might be worth paying a professional to do them...one wrong move and you have a flooded house.
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