A 55-gallon drum of freshly popped popcorn, heavily buttered, with 55 large bottles of standard tobasco sauce, and 55 large cans of the purest most expensive Parmesan cheese that exists.
A party-ball of code red mt dew and another one of ice water from the freshest springs in the world probably from the Patagonia region of Chile.
10 gallons of Red Velvet Oreo Fluff for desert.
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I TOUCHED MY FINGER AT MY ASS AT THE PARK TREE THEY CAUGHT ME IN THE BUSHES THE TREES What's that over there, boys? wellhung: What? spacesheep: Right there on the tree. wellhung: It's a note pinned to the tree.Deedly-dee. It's a note alright.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |We can' call people without wings angels so we call them friends| |You may think I'm crazy but the forest is alive. | |Alive I tell you. | |Somethig's been stealing our crack. | |Somethig's been f*cking with us. | |I thougt things were okay until last night but there are angry | | monstes in the woods and in the water and the trees | | are folowing me. We may not make it. | |Help us please |. |Your friend forever, Wariat | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's he talking about? The trees are following him? π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³ππ³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
victims we brainwashed into our CDC nirvana net cult of the dead cow of Jeff hunter and we plan to blow up the world trade center in 1999 using time travel portalz
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
You're right. I started the 'hurr durr jeff hunter did 9/11" meme and it's true
In the shadow dimension funky portal dimensional merge Jeff Hunter actually does a copycat terrorist 1993 world trade center bombing except this one is a bomb so powerful it tears a hole in spacetime itself
the same portal wellhung uses in the comic to escape from the police…. after rocket launchering them and killing all those children which probably wasn't necessary if they were just gonna haul ass and escape through a portal but hey this is why police are a problem folx
&TOTSE3000 is TOTSE NIS SPACE HQ in the year 3001, 1000 years after the events of jeff hunter doing 9/11 and the world trade center has been transformed into the HQ for the TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON SPACE TRADE CENTER
once I build my DJ space sheep station and connect to jeffs portal through the fidonet and hook it up to modern BBS software you will see the real truth that jeff hunter did do 9/11 and he will fucking do it again. #nuke the freeDUMB tower
i can prove it his song robert hunter gave me this sacred TOTSE & stamp
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just sent him an axtra large pizza from lous, paid for and everything and then sent him a door dash with a 2L of cola oh man he's gonna fukkken flip the fuck out
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I have a lot of skills but this seems like a good way to get into healthcare since they are willing to pay for schooling. I will just say im a religious nut and a pacifist so I can only do medic DOC DOC MEDIC DOC COME ON MAN MEEEEEDIIIC
that way I don't have to do anything hard. I know how to use a fax machine so I would be an asset anywhere
It seems all you need to qualify is basic training and some medical technician and it wouldn't even cost me anything. If I wanted to get a EMT certification I Would have to pay a lot and jump through all kinds of hoops the military seems like a good avenue to avoid having to pay for it
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i'm looking to change my blue shirt for a white one and been watching lots of war videos and one guy was a pastor , a pacifist and a army combat medic.
I'm pretty sure there are literally 0 deployments right now except for relief aid to muh refugees muh hurricane so the way I see it , you can't avoid government while working in the healthcare industry and this way it's more like you're a missionary and helping people from your own country that are white instead of random kids in africa lawl
also idk if I should be in charge of saving peoples lives but I saw someone get shot once and felt powerless to help them
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