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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You look like the Netflix adaptation of Mashlehash
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  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Fuck Mars, who wants to live there. Trust me living in an enclosed area gets old real fast.
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  3. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You're awfully fat though so of course you had health problems.

    Wow. you got really spunky there in the last year or so Sparky.

    I'd still crush your spine in a WRASTLING MATCH
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  4. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Wariat artistic counterculturers?

    FUYS??? AUTISTIC COUNTER VULTURE???

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 PIPE THE DONG

    OKAY THIS IS EPIC
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  5. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™
    πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™ πŸ™πŸ’₯πŸ“¬πŸ€‘πŸ™
    #piperdidnothingwrong
    #LilSportysHomeLife
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    PIPER THE DOG
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  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like tomorrow might be the day folks.

    Should we expect a front page flush in celebration?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The first time I went to one was on my 18th Birthday back in England…wasn't an Asian spa though..it was called "Daniella's". I was out with some double best mates on my birthday and Daniellas was over the road from the pub we were in.

    They clubed their money together and sent me over as a birthday treat. The massage was like 15 quid…then a few mins into it she said "Do you want to see the extras menu"…I said yes.

    It was listed like chinese food.

    1. handjob 20 quid
    2 handjob in shower 25 quid
    3 blowjob 40 quid
    4 full sex 50
    5 anal 60
    6 2 girls 100
    etc

    I only had 25 quid so I said "The number 2 please".


    Here in Houston I mean it's fucking obvious when you go in one…if it's an Asian spa it's a fucking knocking shop. You just ask at the front desk before you pay anything…"Do you guys do extras"…of course if you look like a cop they'll say no.

    Sometimes you go in for the massage if you are new to the place and ask the girl giving you the massage "extras?" or "do you want to earn a good tip" etc.

    I've been in a place before an ended just getting a massage because they thought i was a cop.

    Have you encountered this in on a non-asian spa? Just a regular caucasian girl in her late 20s who went to school for massage therapy with a live laugh love sign in her massage room that will also suck your dick off and let your eat out her asshole if you say 'EXTRAS' to her?
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  9. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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  10. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    thinkin bout startin a tf2 pro team who's in

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  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    JiggaNigga has only made 288 threads. He is more spam bot than person.
    Lanny please act fast.
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  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i'm breaking out all the alts for this pull
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  13. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Bill Krozby is my hero and he is currently posting to Jesus in Heaven.
    Please don't let maniac living Jigaboo surpass Bill Krozby out of respect.
    Reset his post count!
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  14. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Let's talk about all your health problems, Chios. How is your Type 2 diabetes treating you?

    borderline. not full on

    I have to cut back on the sugar. but that's manageable. not the breathing part. I'ts been really bad the last few days. walking up hills was easy for me just a couple years back but even with advair I just have no energy. even on the treadmill I can't jog like I used to. it's difficult to do the first ten let alone 45 minutes

    also there is a bad stink of sulfur in the air. I think it's the fuel refineries lately. they get fined all the fucking time. but it drifts from Richmond down into Oakland and Berkeley area. makes it worse.

    Why are you on Welfare ?
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  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Reading old threads again. lol

    I went to Japan a lot of times in the navy and it's pretty boring. Not in a bad way, people very polite and helpful if your lost or can't find out which train you need.

    One problem is many people there have a weird American culture fetish. And kinda weird being on the street say in Tokyo and you're taller than about everyone, like looking over a sea of black hair.

    All in all I'd say a good place for a vacation and especially for people worried about crime, place is extra safe.
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  16. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    HES GOING THE DISTANCE DANANANANA
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  17. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOO thats all the lyrics i know
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  18. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Dear Arbys.... Horsey Sauce... that is all
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  19. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    this is my fetish
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  20. Imagine joining the military and sarge is like "alright kiddo, you're going to Somalia to fight Al-Qaeda."
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