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2021-06-21 at 2:53 PM UTC in I am feeling Fear. something really shitty will happen to all.We are now entering the Great Tribulation, described in the Book of Revelations. A nightmare not seen since the world's beginning, nor will be seen again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-20 at 2:08 AM UTC in KR0ZFILESSub_mod here.
Can confirm most of what Opie has claimed is true. Can't elaborate. Thank you very much for your interestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-19 at 11:02 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
Originally posted by Obbe Do you sneeze on the muffins? Ever spilled hot coffee on someone on purpose?
semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.
most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.
he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.
she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her visionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-18 at 5:33 PM UTC in What would be your last meal?A pie with a file and a deathrayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-18 at 3:21 PM UTC in The original name of God is TetragrammatonPope Propanol got heself a female :O
Trianglists are hard to find single. Love is attracted to our understanding of reality.
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2021-06-18 at 2:01 PM UTC in One of the world's largest diamonds has been unearthed in Botswana
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I'd have been the one who dug that thing up I'd have been ramming it up my jacksy and going home early.
One of the world's largest diamonds has been unearthed in Botswana, the country's government has announced.
The 1,098-carat stone, believed to be the third largest "gem-quality" diamond ever found, was presented to President Mokgweetsi Masisi on Wednesday.
worlds largest rock of freebase cocaineThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-18 at 1:58 PM UTC in Why does no materials ABSORB water anymore???When I was a kid if you spilled a water and put a towel or paper towel on it it would get wet, soaking fucking wet. You could spin the towel into a rope and use the weight of the water to hit people like a whip
I have a bunch of towels and paper towels and I am PUSHING the water. I GENTLY PLACE a paper towel on a spill of water and the FUCKING SPILL OF WATER STARTS TO MOVE LIKE A BUG RUNNING ACROSS THE FLOOR
IT SPREADS WATER TENTACLES IN EVERY DIRECTION thinning out the spill flattening the pile of water so I pressed down on the STILL FUCKING BONE DRY paper towel and it just pushes the water MORE and THEN it STARTS to absorb the water, I had to throw a towel on top of the paper towel and step on it and it's still wet
what the fuck happened why does nothing absorb waterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-18 at 10:42 AM UTC in Alcohol Discussion ThreadStill not drinking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-18 at 8:55 AM UTC in I have decided to marry my sister off to FonaplatsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-18 at 7:10 AM UTC in Wario Deserves a TitleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-18 at 6:54 AM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?Chezbrgr v mal v dte v candy v casp v professor v poc v bossbebe v itybit (sorry ity I love you) v hydro
Let's goThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-17 at 9:20 PM UTC in Allergies make me want to kill myselfTry a steering column in your ass it will feel betterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-16 at 12:33 PM UTC in Fucking with someone from a distanceSnail mail, start mailing them as if they are and have been a long well established "pen pal". Tell them the mundane things in your life and finish with "Hope to hear back soon" etc. Continue this for 10yrs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-15 at 12:23 PM UTC in So there's like a 1 in 3 chance you'll get raped in your lifetimehere is a pic of the girl that raped me shes looking much better these days. I never saw a person that was able to chug alcohol as soon as they woke up laying in bed SHEEESH
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2021-06-15 at 11:04 AM UTC in Fat people and their body acceptance, masculine hoesthis is America,, we have the god given right to be as fat as we wantThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-15 at 10:58 AM UTC in So there's like a 1 in 3 chance you'll get raped in your lifetimeThis applies to everyone here. You avoid that shit, kids. Stay out of the pen and off the streets. These liberals and their anti-rape education strategies aren't working!
You've officially been warned (by me) so now if you get raped that's your fault.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-14 at 5:21 PM UTC in throwing away everything i own
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
did you say goodbye to your stuffs before you let them go.
and how did you justify to yourself having 10 roombas.
Well I got more than 10...those are the non functional ones. I have 2 in the house doing the cleaning.
Most Roomba failures amount to being a failed sensor..the sensors are like $0.30 each. I pick up the roombas at Value village for like $10-$20, fix em and sell them for $100-$150.
If they are beyond my MANY skills then they will be stripped for parts to use to fix other Roombas.
..and yes I said goodbye "farewell 9V 500ma AC adapter, until we meet again in some other lifetime"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-14 at 12:35 PM UTC in gamer lairThe last signs makes it seem
As if I was wondering if he was black .. that’s the last thing I was wondering..
Dumb fake sign ..dumb white person made itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-13 at 12:15 PM UTC in Fuckit take it to trialThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-13 at 10:25 AM UTC in I am working 7 days a week for the rest of my working life.Off to work for the first time today.
I get 4 hours of double time pay then back to straight time for another 10 hours later tonight but by Thursday Ill be back to time and a half.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
