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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    ITT: women compare shoes 💅💃💃💃
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  2. I hate when I get sued for using a copyrighted ring tone.
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  3. I made it a policy long ago not to take threats from users named Niggles.
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  4. lol didnt you try this like a year ago?
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  5. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Instead if saying "yes" just say "safe" and give everyone a fistbump

    Makes you look and sound cool as fuck and gets da bitches wet 🌧
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  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    we don't even have a term or word you can use to say "yes" or acknowledge that you are hearing what someone says, that doesn't have some sort of potentially disrespectful connotation to it. like say someone tells you or asks you to do something or whatever, if you say "yes" it sounds almost too formal like you're being sarcastic, if you are just like "yea" it probably sounds too casual, same with "yep", or you could try being like "affirmative" or "10-4" but those might come off as kinda goofily sarcastic or something like that. so then because of this damn near every single interaction you might have with someone has the potential to create a fuckton of wierdness and misunderstanding so then everyones just fuckin noided out all the time that other people are being condescending but probably the only fucking reason that is happening in the first place is because theyre just tripping out in their own head and there is literally no way to NOT sound condescending because of this fucked up ego warping shit we've decided to project on our language. its almost like the Japanese honorifics thing where verbs are conjugated differently depending on how close your relationship to the person you are talking to is, and if you are too informal or formal, you run the risk of offending the other party. EXCEPT in japanese at LEAST you can get it right whereas in english youre just FUCKED from the get go no matter what. THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER. WERE JUST GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS NO MATTER WHAT. like what the hell is actually wrong witjh you lol. why is that appealing? in other languages you just say "ng" and move the fuck on with the conversation but NOPE NOT IN ENGLISH WE GOTTA FUCKING GET OFFENDED AND ACT WEIRD ABOUT IT.
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  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    EW YOU GET TURNED ON BY INTIMACY WHAT A FAGGOT LOL HOW EMBARASSING
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  8. i already adopted a street kid once, did that arc already long ago

    the trippy part is he now lives in the crack shack house the one I blew up with his wife and son. I'm trying to start a polygamy aRC with kafka as a sister wife

    pray for me soul im supposed to be branned dont tell leonardo i was here ;) this is just like when my mom banned my dad from coming in the house and taking a shit because they were fighting he had to sleep in his car but me as a good christian of course let my dad inside the house and my mom would come home from work and yell at me WAS YOUR DAD HERE SOMEONES BEEN IN MY PANTY DRAWER
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  9. Originally posted by aldra I was going to say hts - scron - kingoffrogs but no, that doesn't make sense

    Scron = Mr. White

    Kingoffrogs = jesse
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Here’s a real man’s thanksgiving meat for reference

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  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lets do a poetry reading in the metaverse
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  12. I'm a big fat bum and always getting grease stains on my shirts.

    Get liquid detergent and squeeze it directly onto the stain spots, roll up and dampen the shirt and leave it in a ball for a while.

    I also stopped using my tshirts as cumrags.
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  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    annunaki gave me teeth rotting drugs so they could mine my mouth for gold fillings so they could use it in some weapon they were building for the dimensional merge at something they called the large hardon collider. they asked me to be a lieutenant in the war against god but i just started screaming I CAN ONLY IMAGINE by mercyme like i was in some metalcore band from 2009 so they eventually gave up
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  14. Originally posted by Instigator Would it hert u both?

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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    *slams card on the table*



    Ohh behave ….

    ;)
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  16. runit Yung Blood
    had a guy come through the parking lot dragging a bicycle through the parking lot attached to his truck using a bungie cord. he was dragging the bicycle on the asphalt and sparks were flying, lol

    i told him he was dragging and was like 'wtf are you doing' -- he responded he was just taking it back home and i was dumbfounded

    taking out the trash ~20 minutes later, he drives by (without the bike this time) and screams "fuck you, faggot!" out the window and then speeds off

    i really must look gay (i am), because that insult felt personal. i wish i was making this shit up.

    stay off the dope
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  17. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I had phone sex with an AI voice spam call but then in the middle of moaning she said "connecting" and then an indian man picked up and started reading a script and I gave him an earful and tried to sell him an LSD recipe.

    He said he's calling the police to my house and hung up on me. What a bitch
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  18. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    wut da fuck is this

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  19. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    By not washing your hands or wiping your arse.

    Also shit in the dark to save electric money.
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  20. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    NEW MEME FUYS NEW MEME

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