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2023-12-02 at 5:30 PM UTC in how the fuck do i get rid of facial swelling
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 More like 'how the fuck did I get a facial?' THE LAST THING I REENEMBER WUZ SHAKING THE DUST OUT OF ABAG OF QUICK CREEEET, THEY MUSTA ROOFEYED IT
my quikrete was laced w/ bootleg chinese alprazolam and scopalamine, when i came to i realized i had been drugged into a zombie like state and forced to help build pools for rich white folk for 6 months for free, i want to talk to the fuckin manager of the store who sold me this shit RIGHT NOW -
2023-12-02 at 6:49 AM UTC in Sending bread slice by slice via fax?get a fax machine with a feed so you don't have to do it slice by slice
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2023-12-01 at 5:27 PM UTC in Buttmaster, the Master of ButtJacker of all butts, master of none
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2023-12-01 at 2:48 PM UTC in Drunk FredSerenity.
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2023-12-01 at 10:01 AM UTC in i was seduced with cider by a drunk slut7% my pants are off
7.5% im on the floor crAWling on my belly and my shirt is off
8% i'm essentially dead even the penis stops working at this point and I will coat every surface in vomit -
2023-12-01 at 9:13 AM UTC in Should I buy a Vintage Osborne OCC1 (untested) from Goodwill?I’ll never forget when fona was building a desk at his old house on tiny chat and he took out the ceiling tiles because the piece of wood was too big.
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2023-11-29 at 11:08 PM UTC in Gas Company came over to my house
I texted a picture of the shotty workmanship to the gas company and they called the people that did the work and made them come fix it.
They also said if I still don't like it to call them back and they'll reroute it again.
When I got home the workers were waiting on me.
I wandered around back and looked at the work and said "that looks a lot better".
The guy was a bit annoyed and said "you could have just said you didn't like it yesterday".
I told him that I questioned him yesterday if that was how it should look and that he said yes and all I did was get another opinion.
I told him I posted the work online and that everyone said it looked like shit and I also sent a picture to the gas company who also said it looked like shit.
I don't understand people getting upset for being called out when they do shit jobs.
If you wouldn't do your own house like that don't do mine. -
2023-11-29 at 7:59 PM UTC in Does anyone want to buy my clothes?You came to the right place. NIS is the best racist clothing exchange with pedophilic tendencies on the internet
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2023-11-29 at 7:37 PM UTC in Bloody history
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2023-11-29 at 6:47 PM UTC in Does anyone want to buy my clothes?
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2023-11-29 at 6:38 PM UTC in Bloody historySpend my days doing high quality, pure legal heroin while I have the wife committed to the insane asylum for speaking and I wait on my 7 and 8 year old kid's to give me their paycheck from the coal mines.
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2023-11-29 at 4:49 PM UTC in Imitating the main character from "Justified"cowboy coffee
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2023-11-29 at 4:47 PM UTC in Gas Company came over to my houseI
'M GONNA LEAAVE A 1 STAR YELP REVIEW FOR THAT ATTITUDE MISTER I HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED SO BAD ON MY LIFE IM CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE!!!! -
2023-11-29 at 4:18 PM UTC in Gas Company came over to my houseOkay Karen would you like to speak to the manager
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2023-11-29 at 4:04 PM UTC in Imitating the main character from "Justified"Welcome to the good life, pard
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2023-11-29 at 4:01 PM UTC in Imitating the main character from "Justified"WEEEELL BOY YEE HOWDY LETS RASSLE UP SOME CATTLE HUSTLERS
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2023-11-29 at 10:40 AM UTC in Stalkers fix up apartment in Pripyat and order doordashI did a livestream on discord from Pripyat in 2020 too bad you weren't on the call it was interesting.
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2023-11-29 at 7:08 AM UTC in Using cat as a napkinY'all ever do this
I had sauce all over me so I just wiped it on the cat as she strolled by I figure they clean themselves don't they -
2023-11-27 at 4:38 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal recordit's like hikki and wariat are the same person, except instead of being some Polish professional who can pay his rent hikki's mother is a cocktail waitress who lives in her car
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2023-11-27 at 3:14 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal record
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Just so everyone knows who they're dealing with
Processing Date: 12-23-2012
0411-1 AGG SLT ENHANC STRANGLE/SUFFOC STRANGULATIO
I read this as "ETHNIC STRANGULATION" like ol kr0zzy dawg was going around Austin strangling ethnix. Kr0z was so Austin I feel he helped make the city, good and bad. I wish his spirit was still kickin chicken