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Posts That Were Thanked by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 More like 'how the fuck did I get a facial?' THE LAST THING I REENEMBER WUZ SHAKING THE DUST OUT OF ABAG OF QUICK CREEEET, THEY MUSTA ROOFEYED IT

    my quikrete was laced w/ bootleg chinese alprazolam and scopalamine, when i came to i realized i had been drugged into a zombie like state and forced to help build pools for rich white folk for 6 months for free, i want to talk to the fuckin manager of the store who sold me this shit RIGHT NOW
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get a fax machine with a feed so you don't have to do it slice by slice
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Jacker of all butts, master of none
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  4. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Serenity.
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    7% my pants are off
    7.5% im on the floor crAWling on my belly and my shirt is off
    8% i'm essentially dead even the penis stops working at this point and I will coat every surface in vomit
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  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’ll never forget when fona was building a desk at his old house on tiny chat and he took out the ceiling tiles because the piece of wood was too big.
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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    I texted a picture of the shotty workmanship to the gas company and they called the people that did the work and made them come fix it.
    They also said if I still don't like it to call them back and they'll reroute it again.

    When I got home the workers were waiting on me.
    I wandered around back and looked at the work and said "that looks a lot better".
    The guy was a bit annoyed and said "you could have just said you didn't like it yesterday".
    I told him that I questioned him yesterday if that was how it should look and that he said yes and all I did was get another opinion.
    I told him I posted the work online and that everyone said it looked like shit and I also sent a picture to the gas company who also said it looked like shit.
    I don't understand people getting upset for being called out when they do shit jobs.
    If you wouldn't do your own house like that don't do mine.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You came to the right place. NIS is the best racist clothing exchange with pedophilic tendencies on the internet
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  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Instigator Just imagine what life would be like before antidepressants amd tablet form medication 💊,

    I'd gladly take whatever form of legal smack and cocaine they were giving out at themtimes

    Semen acts as an antidepressant.
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  10. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump They only appear when you tumble dry them a lot though, right?

    I dunno, I'm not tommy hilfiger.
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  11. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Spend my days doing high quality, pure legal heroin while I have the wife committed to the insane asylum for speaking and I wait on my 7 and 8 year old kid's to give me their paycheck from the coal mines.
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    cowboy coffee
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I
    'M GONNA LEAAVE A 1 STAR YELP REVIEW FOR THAT ATTITUDE MISTER I HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED SO BAD ON MY LIFE IM CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE!!!!
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Okay Karen would you like to speak to the manager
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  15. giddyup Yung Blood
    Welcome to the good life, pard
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  16. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    WEEEELL BOY YEE HOWDY LETS RASSLE UP SOME CATTLE HUSTLERS
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  17. I did a livestream on discord from Pripyat in 2020 too bad you weren't on the call it was interesting.
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Y'all ever do this

    I had sauce all over me so I just wiped it on the cat as she strolled by I figure they clean themselves don't they
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's like hikki and wariat are the same person, except instead of being some Polish professional who can pay his rent hikki's mother is a cocktail waitress who lives in her car
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Just so everyone knows who they're dealing with

    Processing Date: 12-23-2012
    0411-1 AGG SLT ENHANC STRANGLE/SUFFOC STRANGULATIO

    I read this as "ETHNIC STRANGULATION" like ol kr0zzy dawg was going around Austin strangling ethnix. Kr0z was so Austin I feel he helped make the city, good and bad. I wish his spirit was still kickin chicken
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