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2024-03-01 at 2:17 AM UTC in A trolley problempart a: Throw the switch at the last moment in an attempt to cause a derail ( I don't care how many tries it takes, we ain't running out of TroyLees anytime soon ). I can do dis all DAY
part b: the TroyLee derails. I know what you're thinking: " I save money where I can! I don't go to Starbuck and I never set foot in Jacy Penny's. I do not eat abacodo toast I'm on the Dave Ramsey diet and drive a Honda and have married a battered school teacher( made her sign a prenup always make a bitch sign a prenup guys, be real, us men have to stick together ) we put her kids up for adoption and we share the household duties 50/50 she misses her children so you adopt a bunch of recycled shelter chihuahuas" to keep her stimulated
Part c: tje timing is impeccable : the TroyLee derails and enters a side-skid decapitating tje fat man and cutting the legs off all the bystandards.
part d:move the ass. This is the moment you have been training for. You deploy a mobile command center leveraging NFTs and large language models ( imagine a really fat woman in a bikini doing sign language ). At this point resources roll in el RAPIDO and you ultimately are awarded the metal of valor for your actions. You spin this into a tedtalking circuit and write a few books and live happy ever after
Part e: lanny ends up attending one of your Ted talks while wearing on of his UNIX GUY costumes and has a epiphany and ultimately goes on to deploy the most stable server package he has ever deployed -
2024-02-29 at 5:06 AM UTC in I think it's sad that women with unsual features have to constantly point out they aren't a trannyThis is why women should wear durkas
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2024-02-28 at 5:52 AM UTC in Talking about ur feelingsMaybe
Sometimes
It depends
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2024-02-28 at 3:48 AM UTC in I'm going to be with my dad.I miss Kafa
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2024-02-26 at 1:49 AM UTC in Ring in the skyMars is in retrograde?!
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2024-02-26 at 1:47 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Donald Trump I think some women may see this and see it as a baby.
It just makes me shudder.
Lmfao. Your story about the hairless cat space-heating made me examine the local energy rates ( I would have guessed they were half of what they are. PGE is expensive)and my own space heater usage. You made me into a better person today, and now I'm wearing a jumper and my Linux socks -
2024-02-26 at 1:44 AM UTC in The sun gets loThinking about going to the donut shop and getting a 13pack of their finest leftovers, getting back on the codfee and pulling a all nighter
Who else loves donuts bump this thread whenEVER you're eating donuts -
2024-02-26 at 1:37 AM UTC in JOIN THE NEWTOTSE ARMY TODAY OR.... you are a KAFKA simp and a virgin loser feminist liberal faggot!!! pedophile!!!
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2024-02-26 at 1:33 AM UTC in Ring in the skySub-lemon-owl contraceptive vaginal-donut advertiz-ments
at braw u got dat nu doNUT?! -
2024-02-26 at 12:50 AM UTC in this site is fucking weird lol they were right at newtotseBluetooth
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2024-02-26 at 12:46 AM UTC in Is it bad to feed ducks bread?Let them eat cake
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2024-02-25 at 6:43 PM UTC in Content CreationCool. Fona and H.R. Portalman are the most successful YouTubers we have.
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2024-02-25 at 4:22 AM UTC in Tracking Down Sophie
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2024-02-24 at 6:29 PM UTC in Southern California predicted to be site of quake by 2024It rained for like two months straight, and yet they say we're in a drought. I'm not buying for one second
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2024-02-24 at 3:38 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬This goy wants to be butt-butt so bad 😂
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2024-02-24 at 12:32 AM UTC in Private Company (USA) sends rover 625,000 miles to the moon, finds alien life.
Originally posted by Bradley They landed yesterday, there was a big SNAFU regarding how it was gonna land delicately and I guess they redid everything program wise and landed.
They're gonna look for water on the dark side of the moon hopefully in the form of ice. It's the first time we been on the moon since the late 70s, I think the moon landing was bullshit mostly because I'm a conspiracy theorist and think it was filmed in holleywood
The USA paid 118million dollars to the company Intuitive to send it. Kinda crazy that NASA pays private companies to do this shit.
What you think? Real? I heard India also landed on the moon last year but I think that's kinda suspect.
The USA got to antartica and immediately made 4 bases, but they go to the moon in 1969 and plant 1 flag and call it a day?
They said there's more computing power in a cell phone than was used to land on 1969 but they never went back, never built a base, never did shit? Come on man that don't even sound realistic.
are any of you flat earthers?
Fundamentals speaking this makes a lot of sense. I don't think man has walked on the moon either, the whole thing just reeks of false-outrageous.
But in the same breadth the computer power thing is just a blue hereing . For instance the guys who invented airplanes didn't need a computer at all. So you dont even need a computer to fly in the first place. But you DO need a computer for CGI , so I think that speaks volumes.
Think about it the moon is a big yellow disc in the sky, how would you literally need a computer to steer a rocket there when you could just steer it with a person . But I digressed -
2024-02-24 at 12:18 AM UTC in Trying the all new COCA COLA SPICEDCoco County Spiceroy Cola & Sons , Esquire II
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2024-02-24 at 12:15 AM UTC in Heavily Requested update on BradleyB's blindness.Brad's Redemption
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2024-02-23 at 9:10 PM UTC in Declaring war on NIGGAS IN SPACE
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs You're a fucking retard, paying for Vbulletin for a forum with 3 active members.
NiS costs less than a nickel and a dime to run, and has an active community. Can you say the same?
How's Serenity?
Damn, Opey got fucking owned by the next generation.
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2024-02-23 at 5:51 PM UTC in Meanwhile, in Canadia
Originally posted by Donald Trump Dude, for a woman like this people she is taking care of are her children.
She's hardwired to have kids, and get a white man to take care of them (her and the kids).
Now she minds immigrants, and she expects white men to take care of them (her and her "kids").
And she's frustrated, cos nothing is working like it should for her.
I'm softwired