Posts by EllariaSand

2018-08-14 at 12:22 PM UTC in I'm not ready to be a father.

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by WellHung Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability….then what?

That’s kind of a given since OP is clearly missing several important chromosomes

2018-08-14 at 12:20 PM UTC in The frontpage of Latest Threads is devoid of DH scum

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Blame me ya whinny bitch.

I found it.

I advertised it on DH.

Now what are you gonna do about it?

Prolly cry

Stomp his little feet

Then threaten suicide

2018-08-14 at 12:19 PM UTC in HAY FATTY BOOM BOOM

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by ~L J~

Welcome to the hate thread community lj 😘

I’ve had several dedicated to me.....it’s such an honor to know how much real estate we own in the heads of these morons 🤣😂🤣

Shouldn’t the resident DH “nice guys” be stomping around declaring what horrible human beings reside here......

2018-08-14 at 12:15 PM UTC in Girlfriend is fucking pissed at me, saying I killed her dog

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q

Lololol

2018-08-14 at 12:15 PM UTC in Americans, doesn't it bother you that everyone's just pretending to be nice for tip$?

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Show me where I pretended to be nice....

2018-08-14 at 12:13 PM UTC in The frontpage of Latest Threads is devoid of DH scum

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bologna Nacho DH shutdown and zocola sucks

Your avatar is awesomesauce 👍

2018-08-14 at 12:13 PM UTC in The frontpage of Latest Threads is devoid of DH scum

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by DontTellEm Hope ur retard story of getting a female pregnant is true, and she gets in a car accident & her lifeless, mangled body has to be removed by the jaws of life.

Where are all the irate humanitarians declaring their outrage??

2018-08-13 at 10:21 PM UTC in @ anyone who's ever been pregnant

EllariaSand African Astronaut

I thought baby fever only kicked in after women turn 35 or so and still don’t have any kids

2018-08-13 at 10:20 PM UTC in When you call out lil sporty he does THIS

EllariaSand African Astronaut

At least it’s not cock blocking

2018-08-13 at 10:17 PM UTC in Test Thread

EllariaSand African Astronaut

The old running car in the closed garage is a very relaxing way to die 🙌

2018-08-13 at 10:16 PM UTC in Lanny, you posted to stop dumping all thread starts in this forum -- guess what?

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bill Krozby MY PANTS ARE IRONIC!

Use less starch

2018-08-13 at 10:15 PM UTC in @ anyone who's ever been pregnant

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock post nude selfies

Of the baby 😲

2018-08-13 at 10:13 PM UTC in I'm not ready to be a father.

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock solution:

insert metal coat hanger deep into vagina

take a firm grip on the coat hanger and do an impression of michael j fox rolling down a flight of stairs during an earthquake

voila. problem solved.

Would an industrial strength vacuum cleaner work?

Less invasive

2018-08-13 at 10:10 PM UTC in @ anyone who's ever been pregnant

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by stl1 I'm expecting my 2nd grandchild and first granddaughter within the next two weeks.

Maybe I should take a picture with her and replace "The Old Man".

What do you think, DHers?

Too many pedophiles here......bad idea

Also I thought your avatar was cuppo 😂🤣😂

2018-08-13 at 10:06 PM UTC in Hey WellHung

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover You have to enter "The Mongolvoid" .🙀

I had to peek.....and I tried bumping...but nothing appeared here...

2018-08-13 at 10:03 PM UTC in @ anyone who's ever been pregnant

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Nope

Once a sperm penetrates the egg a protective coat develops that prevents other sperm from entering....

Identical twins...one egg one sperm....something causes two divisions right after conception ......genetically identical down to their fingerprints

Fraternal Twins two eggs...two different sperm....they are no more alike genetically speaking than any other siblings

Triplets are typically like identical twins....but the zygote splits three times before development starts...genetically identical

With in vitro fertilization they typically implant 5-8 embryos because the likelihood of even one taking is not very high

Sometimes more than one takes.....even up to 8 at one time 😱
They are genetically like the fraternal twins.....not identical genetically

2018-08-13 at 9:56 PM UTC in Hey WellHung

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Dayyyyyymmmm

You can’t even bump them back into circulation 🙀

2018-08-13 at 9:55 PM UTC in Ohfralala is down with pedophilia...

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Do bumps work here?

2018-08-13 at 7:59 PM UTC in EllariaSand's new avatar

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by DontTellEm If I'm lying all u have to do is post a picture to prove me wrong.

Lol @ "Nik".
If u knew Nik enough to refer to him by name 😂, I'm sure u would know he was intelligent & probably able to avoid being 'catfished'. Smh. It's not 1990 anymore.

I’ve got news for your fat ass April.......now that I know who you are like everyone else I’m just gonna say

You’re dismissed

👋👋 ta ta ya drunk ass bitch

2018-08-13 at 7:32 PM UTC in Girlfriend is fucking pissed at me, saying I killed her dog

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by 🐿 It's one thing to put down a person. It's a whole other thing to keep dogging on a child. Also makes it 20 times worse when said person is a hypocrite. No life at best.

I’m devastated 🤣😂🤣

Speaking of hypocrites tho.....

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