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Originally posted by frala
Pretty fucking sure Iām gonna kill Lanny
Squirt your vaginal juices in my mouth please
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
No, but I used Alexa to remind me when an Ebay auction is about to end so I can snipe it.
"Alexa set alarm for 1hr 15mins"
"1hr 15 mins starting from now"
Thats a good idea. You utilize the concept... We're too old to remember everything at this point.
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Fuck you, Phantasmagoria.
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2019-05-14 at 12:28 PM UTC
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I don't make a ton of money ..
However, dear mother, my heart is neither half or 3/4 full of love and affection for you... it is saturated. š„°š
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Simply, Amazing..,
Some would say that An amazing lady is feeling an amazing way...
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2019-05-12 at 7:11 AM UTC
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Pretty quiet...
Sup Nilly?
Zooks, wut u sippin on, my friendly northerly neighbor?
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2019-05-10 at 1:32 AM UTC
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goose kills seagull
I'd rather see people die than animals. I have a soft spot for animals.
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Originally posted by alienated
Despise is a strong word you know.
It's a strong word that aptly describes an extreme situation. The cumulative effect of 20 years of depressive drug abuse has got me at damn near rock bottom. The will to fight further is gone. At this point, I'm living for others who love me. What happens when I don't want to do that anymore?
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Thanks a lot for the kind words, man. They mean more than you'll ever know
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Fair enough.
In fact, I didn't even necessarily mean psychiatry.
There are ways one can improve their life without having to take pills.
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT) is something that requires no prescription, and has the power to change lives in dramatically beneficial ways.
Doing that too.š
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2019-05-09 at 4:45 PM UTC
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Found shrooms today
Congratulations on your crowning achievement. I feel that a Nobel Peace Prize is in your near future.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Had to take a 400-pound shoplifter down once. Wasn't easy. The big old slob walks in, all 400 pounds of him, looked to be a Gypsie, walks over to the cameras department, pockets about 10 of the Polaroid instant film packs and heads directly for the exit. As soon as he was out, I walked up beside him and flashed my badge and told him he was under arrest for shoplifting. He just smiled this huge grin and told me, no, I wasn't going to arrest him, that he was leaving, then he started to walk away. I grabbed one of his arms in a lock, it was like a tree trunk, and he basically just started dragging me. So I stuck a foot out and half tripped him down to one knee, then I put him in a headlock and told a passerby to call the cops. Well, didn't he lift me right up off the ground, while I have him in the headlock, so I released his neck and stuck my leg between his legs and tried to knock him over, but he was too heavy to budge. So I locked one of his arms again and he started dragging me again. As he dragged me forward toward a phone booth, which just happened to be just ahead, I released his arm, and timing it perfectly, I bashed his body with my shoulder right into the phone booth, so he was basically stuck inside and could hardly move in there. He tried to bully his way out, but I locked each of my hands on each side of the frame of the booth's door and used my body to block him and push him back in. After about a full five minutes of this desperately trying to get out of the phone booth, he finally said he gave up, so I let him out, at which point he tried to flee again, so I tackled him at the legs and managed to get him down and did my best to pin him to the sidewalk. Then he gave up again and promised he would come back into the store. As we were walking back to the entrance, with him breathing in huge gulps of air, he says "Wow. You're pretty tough! Nobody else has been able to get me in!", then he gives me this big smile, like it's all just a game. Ended up he was a career shoplifter with multiple outstanding warrants for shoplifting.
Your lies are extremely detailed and entertaining. You have quite the imagination.š
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Originally posted by Admin
Also, isn't it nice to have a community where we can actually have a conversation about it.
Yes, it is. You seem like a mature fellow. You kind of seem above the pettiness of the rest of us.š
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Folks, I fed them well and encouraged their belligerent Behavior, and they rewarded me by doing lots of honking and shitting all over the parking lot. It was great.
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No. You're making it much more complicated than it is. These people are breaking laws... engaging in criminal behavior... and they're getting busted for it. See how simple that is? If you break the law ...eventually suffer the consequences. Like you for instance you'll eventually get busted for child pornography, statutory rape Etc
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2019-05-10 at 1:21 AM UTC
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Finny appreciation thread.
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Not within our AUP anyway.
Most of your posts don't make any fucking sense. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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2019-05-10 at 1:38 AM UTC
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goose kills seagull
Originally posted by gadzooks
Why the fuck did the goose even do that?
Do birds eat other species' of bird?
For some reason that seems perverse, even though mammals eat other mammals all the damn time.
No it was a territorial thing.Geese are very aggressive birds.
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2019-05-10 at 1:23 AM UTC
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moose kills beagle
Go fuc yourself you sick bastard , we don't want to see dead dogs. I'd rather see you get murked than a fucking dog.
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April, let's talk about all the ways you and the deadbeat dad have failed your daughter... think of her humiliation ...her mom's a broke-ass bartender... her dad's broke n unemployed... her parents never got married... aren't dating... and never lived together... she's on the hot lunch program at school cuz she doesn't have enough money for food... folks, this is what happens when two irresponsible folks don't use protection in bed.
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