gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I have a total nurse fetish where a chick in scrubs just teases my cock for hours and bills me for it as a medical procedure.
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Make sure to tell her you're a convicted sex offender.
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2020-05-10 at 2:59 PM UTC
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Why is Sudo so unhappy?
Originally posted by WellHung
My mom is dead.
Sorry. Ill be a bit less rough when I fuck the corpse
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2020-05-08 at 8:45 PM UTC
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why does everyone hate lanny
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
I like Lanny, he provided us with this forum
I thank him for that
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One has to question any able adult whom aspires to walking dogs & cleaning up their waste. Key word here is able I think it's safe to say wariat has cognitive impairments, so fair play.
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2020-05-08 at 8:10 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by WellHung
Octavian sold me out and threw me under the bus.
That was in the past Matthew. Now we fuck niggers.
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Originally posted by mmQ
This reminds me of the times when I was working in Florida and I would snake a beer from the cooler and go out to the dumpster and neck the beer real quick and sometimes there were little raccoons inside the dumpster with their glowing beady little eyes and we would just stare at each other without moving.
Being one with nature can be found even in the most urban of surroundings.
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2020-05-07 at 9:18 AM UTC
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What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by CASPER
cigars and fried chicken
trimming my own hair and not having it look as bad as i thought it would. I dont plan to clean the mirror, no.
Goddamn you're handsome sometimes. Is that a bottle of tobasco sauce as well? Fuck me.
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I call that a prolapse wipe.
Dang! They hurt.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Originally posted by Erekshun
I did, went on a ride with 13 other motorcycles today, the weather was perfect.
Your sister did when she came round for a good rogering
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Despite his oft acrid attitude, even amidst anger, Matt must acquiesce to awesome alliteration.
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Matt is a modern marvel of masculine muscle meant to motivate the masses
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Okay queen kong
Did you ever hook up with ol’ girl Kr0z ?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I'm thinking about stocking up on kyjellie or "warm lovin" lube and trying to convince this slampig to come over this week
I bet she's a real pro at taking it up the ass! If well hung was here in austin, I would share with him.
She seems like the kinda woman that comes along every once in a while thats really ready to make you happy.
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AngryIVer
African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
The idea that we could fill the planet with more material than is currently on the planet is mindblowing.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I'm tired. My daughter hasn't been feeling well & I'm scared.
Remember to vote for Trump when she dies of the coronavirus we could've prevented by staying home longer and earlier
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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🤣🤣🤣
asked the caregivers to take showers with him
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The little slut deserved it
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Originally posted by Grylls
One of the best meals I ever had was your moms tuna salad
you dont like your tuna fresh
do you.
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