Being gay must be fantastic where do I sign up
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Originally posted by WellHung
You wud rather interact with machines instead of ppl.
I once had a dream where people had sex using various computer ports built into their bodies.
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STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
scratched my nutsack and smelled my fingers and scratched them some more
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African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
Originally posted by Bradley
WellHung dislikes me because he sent me photos of his defecation in a toilet one morning after I messaged him what's up. Told him shit humour and pics like that isn't my thing and not to message me that stuff.
He never replied and has been extra to me since.
What a lame.
That's what he does. He gets a crush on you, stalks the shit out of you for a while saying cringey shit, then starts talking weak shit when you tell him to fuck off.
Don't worry, he'll either get over it or go back to harassing Candy
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WellHung dislikes me because he sent me photos of his defecation in a toilet one morning after I messaged him what's up. Told him shit humour and pics like that isn't my thing and not to message me that stuff.
He never replied and has been extra to me since.
What a lame.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Saving a European honeybee from certain death by gently scooping him/her out of the swimming pool and placing on pool deck. Now it's time for an air dry as i blow on my beloved local pollinator. The ultimate satisfaction is when they, apparently unharmed, gently fly away. 👍❤🐝
Perhaps a little sugar water would help him on his way too.
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
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Give him a hearty comgratulations on my behalf
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Walking to work. Lovely day outside. Good morning. I like turtles.
Thanks
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2021-08-07 at 4:25 PM UTC
in
Do you miss Bill Krozby?
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2021-08-04 at 11:15 PM UTC
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Amber Alert :Runaway Slave
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
he stoled your adderall and made a run for it while amped up.
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2021-07-31 at 9:20 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
It was merely a statement.
Are you at least mildly frustrated about it?
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2021-07-26 at 5:59 PM UTC
in
A new week at work.
Originally posted by WellHung
You would have been a great Greek philosopher, Pops.
Thanks son, With my wisdom and your negro slaves we could have ruled the world.
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2021-07-26 at 5:55 PM UTC
in
A new week at work.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
yes and no.
a human really only need 3 cups of water to survive per day. all water consumed beyond that are wants.
3 cups would be the need
more would be the want.
you can live without the want, but not the need.
REALLY VINCENT...REALLLY....DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER THAT A CHALLENGE?!?1
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2021-07-26 at 2:39 PM UTC
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A new week at work.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
only weaklings need friends and people to talk to.
Need vs want young Vincent...need vs want.
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2021-07-26 at 1:08 PM UTC
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If money wasn’t an object…
Originally posted by Average Jane
What would your life goal be, what would make you happy?
Would it be a giant cocket ship like good ol’ boy Jeffrey? An olympic pool of Jello for sexy midget wrasslin? To end world hunger? To progress world hunger?
Not having a plan/end goal...just getting up in the morning and thinking..."ok what do I want to do today".
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
You guys are just a bunch of assholes alright? Ur all assholes. And I didn’t get lucky we just walked around a botanical garden talked I drank three beers at the pub she claimed she’s on a break from drinking for a week till her off time from work and vacation and went gone I’m still at the pub drinking. I knew something was wrong when we sat on a park bench near the botanic garden and she looked at me weird when I tried to put my arm around her she also revealed she has a husband later and mentioned him.
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2021-07-24 at 8:39 AM UTC
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Sheesh, coke binges...
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Sophie
It's pathetic when you front like this faggot if you've ever done more than a gram or two in a single sitting you'd know this is just what happens if you over indulge, even if you got flake, nigger.
Besides i know for a fact you're double fronting. You live in a fucking motel dude, no way you can afford coke, lmao.
He's probably talking about the cut making your nose bleed
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