Posts by esbity

1. 2019-01-22 at 12:02 AM UTC in Positivity
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Different strokes for different blokes.
   
   I personally get a rush when I take a razorblade and slide it along another person's vehicle. These rushes throughout my life give me deep meaning that evolves into a positive happiness in which keeps me motivated to stay healthy. Keeping healthy gives me energy that drives me to go out and explore the world, and going out into the world I am constantly coming across other people's vehicles.
   
   It's an upward cycle that's a win-win for everyone.
2. 2019-01-21 at 11:27 PM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Some guys here will never get to experience an STD.
3. 2019-01-21 at 8:42 PM UTC in Using radio devices to put voices in peoples' heads
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers So I was wondering, if anyone has any ideas as to what phrases I should put in their heads remotely?

   
   "Buy gun"
   
   "Kill yourself"
4. 2019-01-21 at 8:39 PM UTC in Breaking news: Actor found with an empty 211 tall can in his room
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   He hasn't won the lottery yet?
5. 2019-01-21 at 8:37 PM UTC in There are 2 kinds of people.
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Dead and alive.
6. 2019-01-21 at 8:35 PM UTC in This guy's neck.
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Hahaha it's too much neck.

   
   Chicks dig it.
7. 2019-01-21 at 8:32 PM UTC in Background Fetch doesn't work with redirects
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   It's all about that 'Location' header.
8. 2019-01-21 at 8:31 PM UTC in BTC is Real
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Madman what country?

   
   The states. Ot looks like I'm limited with $300 a month unless I register with ID at the machine. Hmmmm.
9. 2019-01-20 at 10:10 PM UTC in BTC is Real
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I just withdrew $100 from a BTC ATM. No ID needed. It only had to verify my phone number on my burner.
   
   I like it.
10. 2019-01-19 at 1:08 AM UTC in 𝐸𝒮𝐸
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Morse Code.
11. 2019-01-19 at 1:07 AM UTC in Help save Zanick!
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I like Zantech.
12. 2019-01-18 at 8:41 PM UTC in Peach cobbler
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Oh yeah. Pie. You can get free pie. I need to do that.
13. 2019-01-18 at 8:39 PM UTC in Most dudes are not judicious when it comes to picking a bitch...
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is phalse. money will buy you love.
    
    

    
    Who's the guy giving him head?
14. 2019-01-18 at 8:37 PM UTC in I recently exercised vigorously...and the concomitant immune system boost...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    It actually feels good to be healthy. I ran for 60 minutes today and I feel great.
    
    A low resting heart rate is very comfortable. Plus the looks. Also not getting sick often. And also knowing I'm better than most.
15. 2019-01-18 at 2:01 AM UTC in I recently exercised vigorously...and the concomitant immune system boost...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I actually live what is considered a healthy life style. Only about 3% of US citizens do.
16. 2019-01-18 at 1:12 AM UTC in Most dudes are not judicious when it comes to picking a bitch...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I take it back. I'd take a Russian wife.
17. 2019-01-18 at 1:09 AM UTC in Most dudes are not judicious when it comes to picking a bitch...
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ScarletLetter No. more like lucky us—YOU won’t be reproducing. sometimes you seem such an idiot fuck.

    
    You'll understand once you're older.
18. 2019-01-18 at 1:03 AM UTC in What comes to mind when I say..
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I think of personality disorders.
19. 2019-01-17 at 8:40 PM UTC in Most dudes are not judicious when it comes to picking a bitch...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Look at the quality of females in the states though. Guus that want to start families have no choice but to settle for an elephant.
    
    Lucky me for not wanting to have kids.
20. 2019-01-17 at 1:13 AM UTC in Asking people to 'repeat themselves' in order to extract information
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG But they haven't actually said anything yet. For example,
    
    "What did you say your name was again?
    
    "What was your number again?"
    
    Even if they realize the ploy, it usually works pretty well for getting information.
    
    HOWEVER! Ask the wrong question and results could be catastrophic. Questions like:
    
    "How old is your sister again?"
    
    Will result in no information and no sister.
    
    Discuss.

    
    Id laugh but not answer.