2019-03-06 at 3:05 AM UTC
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Muh xanniez
Originally posted by ohfralala
Oh c’mon guys. I mean really. What is so bad about driving down the street naked to Taco Bell and not remembering doing it?
FREAKIN SHIT!!!!!
I drove to Taco Bell one night with nothing on but a tank top. Oh the memories!
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2019-03-05 at 9:32 PM UTC
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Drugs vs Sex
Well here’s my humble opinion. Men who are heavily addicted to something seem to have some erectile disfunction, at times. I think many addicts say they’d rather have drugs, because they can’t perform sexually. Get the drugs outta your system, and you’ll crave sex again. It’s like replacing human passion with drugs. Nothing can replace that, IMO
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OMG,
A your daddy joke! Good one Dontellem!😂
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It’s easy to manage when you have none😁
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2019-03-04 at 11:13 AM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Oh, so you don’t eat finger food? No wings? No fries/chips? No cheese sticks? Etc., etc.
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2019-03-04 at 11:21 AM UTC
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what u having for supper?
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed
But it's what Hitler used.
Hitler used it?
Seriously?
Well, by golly, I’m gonna
have to try it now. I’m striving to be just like hitler.
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The delusion is thick in here!
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Aww you’re so sweet DTE. She’s definitely a strong woman. ❤️ My mom is older than most people’s moms my age. She adopted me at 40. Good woman❤️
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Yeah 93 this year. We just had to put her in an assisted living program. She’s just too weak to stay with my sis in Akron.
A jitterbug is one of those old people’s phones that is only a phone with huge numbers on it so she can see them. AARP set her up with it.
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Yup, she’s still got her mind about her, but the rest of her body is going to shit. Par for the course at 93, I’m sure.
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Yay girly😘
Anymore when Fin starts his shit, I just check out his pro to see when he reaches 10 posts, then he should be done for now. Of course I’m sure he has more, but one can hope can’t they?
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No that’s her rendition of stanky leg!
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2019-03-02 at 2:28 AM UTC
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jedi Dradle
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Originally posted by Incognito2u
I'd love to see you drunk, I bet you're funny as hell
I bet her voice goes up a few octaves. I had an old GF whose voice did that when she was drunk.
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2019-03-02 at 1:10 AM UTC
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Perfect match texted me
Originally posted by gadzooks
What's changing???
Your delta is misplaced.
I knew what he meant, but I read it as changed also. It’s a commonly used symbol in medical communication.
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Starr🥰
I always like taking a late lunch, makes the end of the shift go faster. Or at least it seems to.
You’re almost done!
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2019-03-01 at 8:38 PM UTC
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Hepatitis through biting?
No. It’s just an inflammation of the liver. Hepatitis C and B can be caught through mostly blood and bodily fluids.
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